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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
@embrajeff.bsky.social
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1h
Breaking Bad and The Sopranos

- Hey Tone, you seen that Heisen-Whateva-da-fuk guy?

- Last I heard he’s on the lam, fuckin pussy. I don’t wannna hear his name evah again. He’s dead to me!

- (After a long pause, a voice slowly booms) SAY. MY. NAME!

Immediately switch to silent black screen…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1h
T2 Trainspotting
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1h
Or even a post-RTA, bed-ridden writer being nursed by his ‘Number One Fan’ when she gently caresses a sledgehammer…
a woman with a shocked look on her face is saying i am not crazy
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 3h
The time of your life when going downhill is actually a good thing!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 3h
Ha, cheers sir, 👍
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t get this ‘above the law’ nonsense. Firstly, empty the ‘impeachment’ process.
If accused of a crime it’s interview, arrest, charge, try, convict/aquit…y’know, like the way it would happen to you & me with accused status.
Otherwise being above the law IS explicitly very much a thing.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 4h
It would be an interesting experiment to take a twist on ‘factchecking’ and highlight anything he says that actually is true. Not joking, as he can’t help himself, often lying for the sheer sake of it…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 4h
Ah yes, the so-called ‘Mythical Dinosaurs’, believed to have nested near to The Red Sea. Sometimes referred to as the Moses of the prehistoric world for whenever a predatory creature believed it had located the Lesser Spotted Exododus it had invariably just left…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 5h
He was the first man who I considered beautiful. Could knock out a decent tune too 🙅‍♂️🏴‍☠️
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 5h
“Right human, gimme a paw, roll over… FETCH!” (turns to face camera) “Wait til I tell the lads down the park about this…”
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
And an uncertified lunatic with an unhealthy partiality for the underaged…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
So the undead really do live after all…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
Not sure how the US characterise the type of employee you describe but the UK has the phrase ‘The Working Poor’ for those who claim welfare benefits to augment inadequate wages. This descriptor should make governing politicians cringe with shame but they’re actually proud of it…beyond despicable!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
For me, the best Bond theme, with Bassey’s Goldfinger a strong second and (probably controversially but I still love Morten’s voice) The Living Daylights in third!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
Ah but something, something laptop crime family something…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
The sex offender aka Charles Lynton who pleaded guilty to a charge of ‘importuning in a public toilet’* at Bow Street Magistrates Court in 1983?
That Tony Blair**?

(*colloquially referred to as ‘cottaging’.
** Full name: Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.)
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 9h
In keeping with the overall ambience:

TRASHY
AS
FUCK

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 12h
If said leader is an avaricious demonic psychopath laughing his toxic tits off at you from the palatial fuselage in his ‘god-given’ private planes then you really do need your cranial cavity searched for the presence of…well, anything really!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 12h
Retire the account - surely can’t be bested! Wonderful stuff.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 12h
Ibuprofen - The gateway drug to Zimmer Frames and Heat Pads. Very dangerous…do not exceed the stated dose!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 12h
Who won the World* Cup of Kiddy-On Cricket then?
(*World of North America)
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 13h
This is what happens when (at least) half the nation is comprised of self-loathing Simpletonians.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 13h
I see you humbly refer to yourself as ‘a simple country journalist’.
Those you describe could be referred to similarly without the final four syllables.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 13h
Erm, is that not your job as well?
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 13h
Genuine question:
Why the censorship?
These grotesque monsters SEXUALLY ABUSE. No need for any linguistic mollification.
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