Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
@embrajeff.bsky.social
🏴 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴
I’ve harboured serious doubts about the first guy (it was absolutely a guy) who looked at the undercarriage of a cow and thought ‘that there looks like something I can vigorously pull and squeeze that will yield some milky goodness for to pour upon my morning grains’
F’kin weirdo!
F’kin weirdo!
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’ve harboured serious doubts about the first guy (it was absolutely a guy) who looked at the undercarriage of a cow and thought ‘that there looks like something I can vigorously pull and squeeze that will yield some milky goodness for to pour upon my morning grains’
F’kin weirdo!
F’kin weirdo!
I prefer a watch to have 12 figures but hey, to each their own…
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I prefer a watch to have 12 figures but hey, to each their own…
Either dead, scared or trying to sell to the highest bidder - the far-reaching knarly, knotted tendrils of capitalism are always in gimme gimme gimme mode…
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Either dead, scared or trying to sell to the highest bidder - the far-reaching knarly, knotted tendrils of capitalism are always in gimme gimme gimme mode…
Queens Park Football Club (Scotland) demand copyright royalties…
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Queens Park Football Club (Scotland) demand copyright royalties…
But hey…
Jesus and guns - yay 🥳
Jesus and guns - yay 🥳
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
But hey…
Jesus and guns - yay 🥳
Jesus and guns - yay 🥳
Is that Anne ‘presenter of a documentary on ‘Shameless’ Mick Philpott to show that there are actually people worse than me in this world’ Widdecombe?
Shameless is as shameless does eh Anne…
Shameless is as shameless does eh Anne…
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Is that Anne ‘presenter of a documentary on ‘Shameless’ Mick Philpott to show that there are actually people worse than me in this world’ Widdecombe?
Shameless is as shameless does eh Anne…
Shameless is as shameless does eh Anne…
Homeless. The word is HOMELESS!
Infantile censorship and euphemisation serve only to trivialise and belittle the issue.
Homeless - not difficult!
Infantile censorship and euphemisation serve only to trivialise and belittle the issue.
Homeless - not difficult!
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Homeless. The word is HOMELESS!
Infantile censorship and euphemisation serve only to trivialise and belittle the issue.
Homeless - not difficult!
Infantile censorship and euphemisation serve only to trivialise and belittle the issue.
Homeless - not difficult!
Flood them with messages and fill their inboxes…wow!
A pathetic pusillanimous response in a pathetic country watching their pathetic capitalist experiment flushing down the fascistic, theocratic/idocratic lavvy pan!
Aye, that’ll show them…
A pathetic pusillanimous response in a pathetic country watching their pathetic capitalist experiment flushing down the fascistic, theocratic/idocratic lavvy pan!
Aye, that’ll show them…
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table talking to a doctor .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table talking to a doctor .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Flood them with messages and fill their inboxes…wow!
A pathetic pusillanimous response in a pathetic country watching their pathetic capitalist experiment flushing down the fascistic, theocratic/idocratic lavvy pan!
Aye, that’ll show them…
A pathetic pusillanimous response in a pathetic country watching their pathetic capitalist experiment flushing down the fascistic, theocratic/idocratic lavvy pan!
Aye, that’ll show them…
Scum is as scum does…
And ‘The White House’ is a building, an inanimate object…name names of the people involved instead of this euphemistic cop-out bullshit!
And ‘The White House’ is a building, an inanimate object…name names of the people involved instead of this euphemistic cop-out bullshit!
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Scum is as scum does…
And ‘The White House’ is a building, an inanimate object…name names of the people involved instead of this euphemistic cop-out bullshit!
And ‘The White House’ is a building, an inanimate object…name names of the people involved instead of this euphemistic cop-out bullshit!
Nice, thanking you 👍
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Nice, thanking you 👍
And if he doesn’t?
Time to walk-the-walk or remain a craven mouthpiece of little or no substance to speak of…
Time to walk-the-walk or remain a craven mouthpiece of little or no substance to speak of…
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
And if he doesn’t?
Time to walk-the-walk or remain a craven mouthpiece of little or no substance to speak of…
Time to walk-the-walk or remain a craven mouthpiece of little or no substance to speak of…
*Case not tale. Oops!
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
*Case not tale. Oops!
“Mr. Utterson the lawyer was a man of a rugged countenance, that was never lighted by a smile; cold, scanty and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary, and yet somehow lovable.”
Opening line from:
The Strange Tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde; RLS (1888)
Opening line from:
The Strange Tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde; RLS (1888)
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Mr. Utterson the lawyer was a man of a rugged countenance, that was never lighted by a smile; cold, scanty and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary, and yet somehow lovable.”
Opening line from:
The Strange Tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde; RLS (1888)
Opening line from:
The Strange Tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde; RLS (1888)
Every chance…
We have a wee town called Bush (just to the south of Edinburgh).
And there’s loads of military establishments called Baracks!
We have a wee town called Bush (just to the south of Edinburgh).
And there’s loads of military establishments called Baracks!
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every chance…
We have a wee town called Bush (just to the south of Edinburgh).
And there’s loads of military establishments called Baracks!
We have a wee town called Bush (just to the south of Edinburgh).
And there’s loads of military establishments called Baracks!
Honourable mention for the original Whisky Galore (released in 1949!!!)
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honourable mention for the original Whisky Galore (released in 1949!!!)
I grew up wondering what the big deal was re David Bowie (I was a 70s kid/80s teenager).
During a recent Glastonbury, the BBC (which heavily covers, invests in the event) streamed his 2000 set - from the moment he appeared on stage, even before he sang a note…I was a middle-aged absolute beginner!
During a recent Glastonbury, the BBC (which heavily covers, invests in the event) streamed his 2000 set - from the moment he appeared on stage, even before he sang a note…I was a middle-aged absolute beginner!
David Bowie - Glastonbury Festival 2000 (Full Concert)
YouTube video by Old But Gold - Musik Nostalgie
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I grew up wondering what the big deal was re David Bowie (I was a 70s kid/80s teenager).
During a recent Glastonbury, the BBC (which heavily covers, invests in the event) streamed his 2000 set - from the moment he appeared on stage, even before he sang a note…I was a middle-aged absolute beginner!
During a recent Glastonbury, the BBC (which heavily covers, invests in the event) streamed his 2000 set - from the moment he appeared on stage, even before he sang a note…I was a middle-aged absolute beginner!
No matter any bollocks used in ‘justification’, that’s just all sorts of sinister…hard-drive/cloud/ search required urgently!
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No matter any bollocks used in ‘justification’, that’s just all sorts of sinister…hard-drive/cloud/ search required urgently!
Why keep a fictional character out of anyone’s mouth? Maybe try getting real instead of being a hard-of-thinking superstitious fuckwit!
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Why keep a fictional character out of anyone’s mouth? Maybe try getting real instead of being a hard-of-thinking superstitious fuckwit!
Football. It’s called football.
Egg chucking nonsense is not football.
You’re welcome!
Egg chucking nonsense is not football.
You’re welcome!
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Football. It’s called football.
Egg chucking nonsense is not football.
You’re welcome!
Egg chucking nonsense is not football.
You’re welcome!
The only thing that shithole country excels at!
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The only thing that shithole country excels at!
Dear English Language,
When did you learn to ‘youse’ a keyboard, a printer and a roll of gaffer tape?
Sincerely,
The 🏴 Scottish English 🏴 Language Speakers 🗣️ and Writers ✍️ (But youse can call us youse), xxx
When did you learn to ‘youse’ a keyboard, a printer and a roll of gaffer tape?
Sincerely,
The 🏴 Scottish English 🏴 Language Speakers 🗣️ and Writers ✍️ (But youse can call us youse), xxx
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Dear English Language,
When did you learn to ‘youse’ a keyboard, a printer and a roll of gaffer tape?
Sincerely,
The 🏴 Scottish English 🏴 Language Speakers 🗣️ and Writers ✍️ (But youse can call us youse), xxx
When did you learn to ‘youse’ a keyboard, a printer and a roll of gaffer tape?
Sincerely,
The 🏴 Scottish English 🏴 Language Speakers 🗣️ and Writers ✍️ (But youse can call us youse), xxx
Aye…apparently the paedo-Epstein-file-in-chief is making a ‘huge statement’ tomorrow (Wed 17/12).
Declaring war would be one way to attempt a distraction from the hitherto non-release of Epstein’s big book of famous nefarious nasties and nonces!
Declaring war would be one way to attempt a distraction from the hitherto non-release of Epstein’s big book of famous nefarious nasties and nonces!
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Aye…apparently the paedo-Epstein-file-in-chief is making a ‘huge statement’ tomorrow (Wed 17/12).
Declaring war would be one way to attempt a distraction from the hitherto non-release of Epstein’s big book of famous nefarious nasties and nonces!
Declaring war would be one way to attempt a distraction from the hitherto non-release of Epstein’s big book of famous nefarious nasties and nonces!