Tande
@elysiumtan.bsky.social
tw: snakes, lizards, bad opinions
they/them, enby, old person, lizard person
i like emet-selch
they/them, enby, old person, lizard person
i like emet-selch
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flowers for the tomb of the great lord
November 3, 2023 at 9:27 AM
flowers for the tomb of the great lord
I will admit to only liking small dogs but I hate small dog personalities so I like corgis and dachshund
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I will admit to only liking small dogs but I hate small dog personalities so I like corgis and dachshund
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현대AU라는 빌미로 젠남에멧을 그리려는 간악한 흉계
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
현대AU라는 빌미로 젠남에멧을 그리려는 간악한 흉계
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"Would you look at that... more miserable at this time of year than ever, ain't it." 🌧️
#valenwind #VincentValentine #CidHighwind #FF7
#valenwind #VincentValentine #CidHighwind #FF7
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"Would you look at that... more miserable at this time of year than ever, ain't it." 🌧️
#valenwind #VincentValentine #CidHighwind #FF7
#valenwind #VincentValentine #CidHighwind #FF7
Seeing other people post snow pictures makes me remember a lot of moots are fellow midwesterners
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Seeing other people post snow pictures makes me remember a lot of moots are fellow midwesterners
Here’s an incredibly niche joke but I think someone should remix Aidan Moffat’s The Fir Tree with Nat King Cole’s Happiest Christmas Tree
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Here’s an incredibly niche joke but I think someone should remix Aidan Moffat’s The Fir Tree with Nat King Cole’s Happiest Christmas Tree
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i know i upgrade my gear like this every single time but something about the way benny looked was killing me
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
i know i upgrade my gear like this every single time but something about the way benny looked was killing me
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Jaguar Dad Hat is $18.70 at Atari Store buff.ly/ti5hyDk
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Jaguar Dad Hat is $18.70 at Atari Store buff.ly/ti5hyDk
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November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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One of my Azem headcanons is that he invented the korpokkur. Here is an informal proposal he submitted to Hythlodaeus for review.
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One of my Azem headcanons is that he invented the korpokkur. Here is an informal proposal he submitted to Hythlodaeus for review.
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Im not saying blood mage/ink mage covers all three but damn Will persi try
#wolqotd However many jobs your WoL/OC has, which three would be their go-to as an all-rounder trust companion?
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Im not saying blood mage/ink mage covers all three but damn Will persi try
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
Persi is fantastic at whistling
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Persi is fantastic at whistling
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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Good view [oc]
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Good view [oc]
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Never date people who "hate small talk." That's someone trying to gatekeep you from one of life's most pleasurable exchanges:
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Never date people who "hate small talk." That's someone trying to gatekeep you from one of life's most pleasurable exchanges:
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
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Folks just go to the library I'm fucking begging you
I imagine most of the people trying to claim that stealing indie ebooks is leftism simply have never had to worry about paying rent or for groceries but sorry, your desire for free luxury goods is outweighed by the material needs of their creators
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Folks just go to the library I'm fucking begging you
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