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Adam ✊
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Write at PPP Leafs. 🏒 Union Shop Steward ✊ Government Leech 🍁 Desert lover 🏜️ Former lots of things. "That guy's Canadian as fuck" - Jeff May
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Best he can do is cancel pharmacare while building ChatGPT a free data centre
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I cheer for a team led by a Canadian/Dominican and a group of Americans who have repeatedly said it is an honour to play here.

The Dodgers are lead by a Japanese superstar and a Canadian first baseman.

Not at all interested in making this a USA VS CAN series.

It's Jays/Dodgers. That's it.
Got my winter coat out for the pre-bedtime dog walk.

Gross
Put it all on a rocket and fire it at the sun. Oops it hit venus instead? Oh well. More trash on the trash planet.
CACA and Scorch should put this brief moment of AHL affiliation into the HHoF
They even used it when Adirondack was their AHL team.
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RIP William Hootkins. Thanks for all the memories!
Dummy doesn't even know where he's running. There's 4 ridings in Niagara. Pick one idiot.

(It'll probably be Niagara west)
Be a bigger parody of yourself.
Abolish statutory age of consent. Focus exclusively on capacity to consent (a test of rational understanding and voluntariness for each person) and strict enforcement of the Non-Aggression Principle (NAP) against all coercion/exploitation, regardless of age.
Taylor Hall will never be able to join ICE
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
Also if you're at a Jays game next season, the hat shop on the 500 level had a clearance section of hats from specialty days.
A little fun thing that comes out of a team making the finals is memos coming out allowing team wear at work.

I mean, I always wear whatever I want but it's nice it's allowed now.
Stupid ohtani jerkface Bortposting
They saw Toronto had a road without potholes
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Vancouver media spent the ALCS crashing out about the Jays so I guess Montreal has decided the World Series is their turn? No one in Toronto cares if you guys are cheering for us lol
That take is so hot your burger is charred
Yep. In my weekly laundry doings.
Beastie Boys best song after they turned 40
It's going to be a trilogy because the setup for the plot will take two movies.
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If you're upset at the ridiculous overpriced resale market for World Series tickets, remember like many other things it's Doug Ford's fault
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It’s weird how this entire story has been distilled down to the plane thing. Ohtani’s meetings with the Jays were extremely well publicized at the time, but based on the replies to this tweet you’d think Jays fans made the whole thing up because someone saw an LA-Toronto flight online.
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Fuck Ohtani and everyone else who ever used us for leverage. We went to the World Series without you.
Oh. Germany & Austria as well.