Elplebian
@elplebian.bsky.social
Airbrusher, Paint Cultist, Afflicted. IC#1509 Kitoff Helper. Antifa. Hobby blog at www.theaett.com
Beautiful. And you can see the cornered look of ‘shit I’m rumbled’ all over Offord’s face.
Labour’s Anas Sarwar destroyed the former Tory Scum in Scotland - now a Refuk defector, Offord, for his part in racist party led by jews hater Farage.
#ukpolitics
#ukpolitics
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Beautiful. And you can see the cornered look of ‘shit I’m rumbled’ all over Offord’s face.
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If someone officially joins the @greenparty.org.uk do they have to stop calling The Wrong dishonourable “member” for Clacton a “Self-serving, frog-faced opportunistic Nazi cunt who’d serve the world infinitely better by tap-dancing for landmines in Cambodia.”? Asking for a friend.
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If someone officially joins the @greenparty.org.uk do they have to stop calling The Wrong dishonourable “member” for Clacton a “Self-serving, frog-faced opportunistic Nazi cunt who’d serve the world infinitely better by tap-dancing for landmines in Cambodia.”? Asking for a friend.
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The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
I’ve got a great joke about Sysiphus, gets me every time; I can never get to the end.
I had a joke about Aergia but I couldn’t get it to work.
I THOUGHT I had a joke about Tantalus, but it was just a tease.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve got a great joke about Sysiphus, gets me every time; I can never get to the end.
Making things easy for @davidolusoga.bsky.social if ever comes round…..
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Making things easy for @davidolusoga.bsky.social if ever comes round…..
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Siri, show me British understatement: "There is scepticism about the party’s infrastructure and its ability to vet suitable candidates." ~AA
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Siri, show me British understatement: "There is scepticism about the party’s infrastructure and its ability to vet suitable candidates." ~AA
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
Reform UK councillor’s company fined £40,000 for hiring illegal worker
www.ft.com/content/de36...
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The contribution of Indians, Muslims and afro-carribeans should not be forgotten.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The contribution of Indians, Muslims and afro-carribeans should not be forgotten.
Fair play to ‘em. Tommy-Ten-Names is nothing but a performative Nazi bastard who’d claim to be putting Nutella back into Christmas if he thought it’d rile up his gammon-faced poundshop blackshirt morons. It’s tragic & ironic that the England they eulogise gave medals for shooting their very kind.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Fair play to ‘em. Tommy-Ten-Names is nothing but a performative Nazi bastard who’d claim to be putting Nutella back into Christmas if he thought it’d rile up his gammon-faced poundshop blackshirt morons. It’s tragic & ironic that the England they eulogise gave medals for shooting their very kind.
So say we all!
So Say We All!
Battlestar Galactica - the reboot - is 22 today!
Battlestar Galactica - the reboot - is 22 today!
Battlestar Galactica | Opening Scene
YouTube video by Battlestar Galactica
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
So say we all!
I thought this was hard mode? 50+ times without batting an eyelid. SIT! DOWN! COLONEL!
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I thought this was hard mode? 50+ times without batting an eyelid. SIT! DOWN! COLONEL!
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe
Given that he’s constantly surrounded by Cocks, Cunts, Tits and arseholes I wonder if Nigel Farage feels like he lives in a porn film.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Given that he’s constantly surrounded by Cocks, Cunts, Tits and arseholes I wonder if Nigel Farage feels like he lives in a porn film.
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This whole "you're not mentally ill you're just weak" bollocks being pumped out by the BBC this morning is really really dangerous.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
This whole "you're not mentally ill you're just weak" bollocks being pumped out by the BBC this morning is really really dangerous.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
But the ever-increasing demands of modern existence are the aetiology of so much mental illness, we weren’t meant to live like this, our evolution can’t keep pace with societal change.
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
But the ever-increasing demands of modern existence are the aetiology of so much mental illness, we weren’t meant to live like this, our evolution can’t keep pace with societal change.
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Not many people know this, but Hawker Hurricanes sniff each other's droppings to assess fitness, dominance and breeding condition...
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Not many people know this, but Hawker Hurricanes sniff each other's droppings to assess fitness, dominance and breeding condition...
This needs to be called out for what it is:- Fascism. Forced ‘repatriation’ is straight out of Oswald Mosely. Whoever this rat faced little cunt is wants a good fucking hiding.
A prime example of how the far right can never be appeased. Give them whatever they demand and they’ll bank it, then use it as a new base camp to strike out for more and worse.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This needs to be called out for what it is:- Fascism. Forced ‘repatriation’ is straight out of Oswald Mosely. Whoever this rat faced little cunt is wants a good fucking hiding.
“Oh fuck off”
Most days I don't really talk to anyone tbh let alone 20 times.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
“Oh fuck off”
Bedroom window looks like the wife & I died in some unfortunate reading accident…
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bedroom window looks like the wife & I died in some unfortunate reading accident…