Harvey Guillén’s Tether(the funny one)
@elobr91.bsky.social
Just a big fat guy with a cute face and an awful sense of humor
-Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼
Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 33 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽
Very much queer/gay 🏳️🌈
MDNI🔞
Occasionally NSFW!!
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🍉
-Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼
Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 33 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽
Very much queer/gay 🏳️🌈
MDNI🔞
Occasionally NSFW!!
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🍉
Currently in the midst of digitizing my entire physical media collection(mostly movies and full seasons of mine and hubby’s fave stuff), and I’ve finally worked out a little system and it’s going quite smoothly tbch🤙🏼 💿 🎥
a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
Alt: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Currently in the midst of digitizing my entire physical media collection(mostly movies and full seasons of mine and hubby’s fave stuff), and I’ve finally worked out a little system and it’s going quite smoothly tbch🤙🏼 💿 🎥
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Dario Argento to George A. Romero about who should score the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack:
Believe in Goblin
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dario Argento to George A. Romero about who should score the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack:
May have eaten a bit too much this year 😵💫😵💫😮💨😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
May have eaten a bit too much this year 😵💫😵💫😮💨😮💨
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday
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Back and shoulders tewnite
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Back and shoulders tewnite
🏥 🏥 🏥
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
🏥 🏥 🏥
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Just saw this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just saw this.
Nearly a week in the bag at el nuevo chamba 🤌🏼
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nearly a week in the bag at el nuevo chamba 🤌🏼
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FACT CHECK: TRUE
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
FACT CHECK: TRUE
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Sorry that I liked 31 of your posts, it’s just that I really want to fuck you
January 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sorry that I liked 31 of your posts, it’s just that I really want to fuck you
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mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker
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The millennial experience is watching shit fall backwards off a cliff when they beat programming into your brain that things would get better.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The millennial experience is watching shit fall backwards off a cliff when they beat programming into your brain that things would get better.
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First day at this new job!
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
First day at this new job!
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As someone who's done it several times, you never realize how many have no choice at the moment but to rent a room.
Mfs remind me everyday how cruelty is so easy for the morally diseased. Y'all are straight up evil, and made up demons and spirits have nothing to do with it. Just gleefully callous.
Mfs remind me everyday how cruelty is so easy for the morally diseased. Y'all are straight up evil, and made up demons and spirits have nothing to do with it. Just gleefully callous.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As someone who's done it several times, you never realize how many have no choice at the moment but to rent a room.
Mfs remind me everyday how cruelty is so easy for the morally diseased. Y'all are straight up evil, and made up demons and spirits have nothing to do with it. Just gleefully callous.
Mfs remind me everyday how cruelty is so easy for the morally diseased. Y'all are straight up evil, and made up demons and spirits have nothing to do with it. Just gleefully callous.
Still alive, hope y’all are enjoying your Sunday🙌🏼
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Still alive, hope y’all are enjoying your Sunday🙌🏼
💜💜💜💜💜
Happy birthday to my darling Husband. The King of Halloween @elobr91.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
💜💜💜💜💜
My fave thing when when conversating with someone who is ethnic/ML is how we will describe the sound of something when we don’t know the actual word for it and the meaning is still conveyed perfectly🤌🏼
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My fave thing when when conversating with someone who is ethnic/ML is how we will describe the sound of something when we don’t know the actual word for it and the meaning is still conveyed perfectly🤌🏼
My brain immediately when someone says “it has come to my attention-”
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My brain immediately when someone says “it has come to my attention-”
Started taking photos like a señora, so I will be addressed as ‘Comadre’ from now on
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Started taking photos like a señora, so I will be addressed as ‘Comadre’ from now on
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
October 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
In an effort to unplug I dug up my old iPod classic, and she STILL WORKS!!
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In an effort to unplug I dug up my old iPod classic, and she STILL WORKS!!
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀
This thing is a literal time capsule for me omg 🤣🤣💀💀