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post-apocalyptic stuff as a genre is so funny bc why did it take 5 seasons for these women to put their (perfectly curled hair) into a ponytail. you are killing aliens left and right but ur balayage and curtain bang is pristine
October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
post-apocalyptic stuff as a genre is so funny bc why did it take 5 seasons for these women to put their (perfectly curled hair) into a ponytail. you are killing aliens left and right but ur balayage and curtain bang is pristine
dusting off my bluesky acct for tonight’s @gamechangershow.bsky.social ep
July 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
dusting off my bluesky acct for tonight’s @gamechangershow.bsky.social ep
today my therapist revealed that she is 42 and accidentally derailed the last few minutes of our session bc i was so distracted. i thought that woman was like 30 max, and when i told her that she went ‘oh that’s so funny’ and leaned in to the camera to show me her ONE wrinkle
March 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
today my therapist revealed that she is 42 and accidentally derailed the last few minutes of our session bc i was so distracted. i thought that woman was like 30 max, and when i told her that she went ‘oh that’s so funny’ and leaned in to the camera to show me her ONE wrinkle
i love following artists on instagram bc i get to see their amazing art and go ‘omg wow’ and then sometimes they will go insane on their stories about real life/things outside of art and i get to be like. ok neat! what does this mean
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i love following artists on instagram bc i get to see their amazing art and go ‘omg wow’ and then sometimes they will go insane on their stories about real life/things outside of art and i get to be like. ok neat! what does this mean
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[puts hand on your shoulder] hey. draw your oc refs for artfight early
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
[puts hand on your shoulder] hey. draw your oc refs for artfight early
i’m currently sitting on 3 choso preorders rn. which like, i love my pookie, but also when are they gonna make shit for his wife. drop the yuki nendo drafts NOW
February 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i’m currently sitting on 3 choso preorders rn. which like, i love my pookie, but also when are they gonna make shit for his wife. drop the yuki nendo drafts NOW
there’s something about having a ship u hate that makes the algorithm want to show it to you all the time
February 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
there’s something about having a ship u hate that makes the algorithm want to show it to you all the time
if i ever won the lottery, i wouldn’t tell anyone, but there’d be signs
February 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
if i ever won the lottery, i wouldn’t tell anyone, but there’d be signs
the amount of words i have gone through life misunderstanding is insane. i thought being gung ho meant being unwilling. i thought mirth was anger. in what other ways have i made a fool of myself
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
the amount of words i have gone through life misunderstanding is insane. i thought being gung ho meant being unwilling. i thought mirth was anger. in what other ways have i made a fool of myself
like i’m waiting patiently for the other elements but i’m also not being patient about it, yk?
February 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
like i’m waiting patiently for the other elements but i’m also not being patient about it, yk?
ok guys sorry because i know i’m probably just gonna be yelling into the void here but i have something to say
February 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ok guys sorry because i know i’m probably just gonna be yelling into the void here but i have something to say
for the past year and a half my younger sibling has been texting me this particular professors jokes. they’re always said at awkward times during the lecture and sometimes go totally off topic. today they just found out that he has actually been SCRIPTING these jokes. they’re in his lecture notes.
February 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
for the past year and a half my younger sibling has been texting me this particular professors jokes. they’re always said at awkward times during the lecture and sometimes go totally off topic. today they just found out that he has actually been SCRIPTING these jokes. they’re in his lecture notes.
the past couple of days i’ve been looking at getos official bday art and been like ‘why isn’t anyone mentioning how fucked up that cake is’ and was finally brave enough to voice my thoughts to a friend only to be informed they’re SOBA NOODLES
February 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the past couple of days i’ve been looking at getos official bday art and been like ‘why isn’t anyone mentioning how fucked up that cake is’ and was finally brave enough to voice my thoughts to a friend only to be informed they’re SOBA NOODLES
guys i’m shaking what do you MEAN we’re getting No. 6 Reunion finally???? are you aware of the fucking damage that series did to me oh my god this doesn’t feel real
January 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
guys i’m shaking what do you MEAN we’re getting No. 6 Reunion finally???? are you aware of the fucking damage that series did to me oh my god this doesn’t feel real
one undeniable bummer about growing the blonde out and returning to my natural hair color is that i have to come to terms with the fact that all the dark-colored hair accessories i’ve collected throughout the years no longer pop against my hair
January 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
one undeniable bummer about growing the blonde out and returning to my natural hair color is that i have to come to terms with the fact that all the dark-colored hair accessories i’ve collected throughout the years no longer pop against my hair
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I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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theonion.com/i-don-t...
January 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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theonion.com/i-don-t...
guys i’m sorry i’m writing my fanfic and being emotional over suguru again
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
guys i’m sorry i’m writing my fanfic and being emotional over suguru again
was going through my ao3 history and found out that the fic that traumatized me with untagged major character death has in fact been updated to include the tag and i hope they feel bad for leaving it out in the first place
January 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
was going through my ao3 history and found out that the fic that traumatized me with untagged major character death has in fact been updated to include the tag and i hope they feel bad for leaving it out in the first place
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
how am i expected to focus on schoolwork in these conditions
January 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
how am i expected to focus on schoolwork in these conditions
really glad i don’t have any brothers bc i think my father has the potential to raise a truly evil man. like i think about how violent i was as a little girl and i’m like yeah. it’s very good that i wasn’t a boy
January 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
really glad i don’t have any brothers bc i think my father has the potential to raise a truly evil man. like i think about how violent i was as a little girl and i’m like yeah. it’s very good that i wasn’t a boy
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"it's good... for an rpg maker game" "the story is actually interesting... unlike other visual novels" please throw away your fear of liking something. it's okay to like a medium unironically. it will make you happier as a person when you stop belittling the things you like 💜
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"it's good... for an rpg maker game" "the story is actually interesting... unlike other visual novels" please throw away your fear of liking something. it's okay to like a medium unironically. it will make you happier as a person when you stop belittling the things you like 💜
did a quick inventory and i currently own 48 pairs of earrings plus 3 singles for a total of 99 earrings. which means 1. i need to wear more earrings and 2. i need to find a loose single to make it an even 100
January 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
did a quick inventory and i currently own 48 pairs of earrings plus 3 singles for a total of 99 earrings. which means 1. i need to wear more earrings and 2. i need to find a loose single to make it an even 100
shopping my nana and we went into j.jill, and i can’t tell if this was intentional or not, but the entire inside of the store was emanating this high pitched ringing that was so bad i had to leave and no one else could hear it bc i was the only one under 40 in the store
January 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
shopping my nana and we went into j.jill, and i can’t tell if this was intentional or not, but the entire inside of the store was emanating this high pitched ringing that was so bad i had to leave and no one else could hear it bc i was the only one under 40 in the store
my family is dying over this move while simultaneously tracking my younger siblings cross-country trek home and our dog is lying there like fucking roadkill
January 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my family is dying over this move while simultaneously tracking my younger siblings cross-country trek home and our dog is lying there like fucking roadkill