Eli The Cat
@elithefat.bsky.social
I liv wiv mumm and Joels. I liketoo eet. I liketoo rede abowt waht mine frends am doinge. Prowd memmbor ov #Hedgewatch an #Plundercats. I amnot fatte I am bigbones.
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Eli The Cat
@elithefat.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Hallo, yoo hav reech tha nanafone ov Eli Tha Catte. Ime isnott hear currontly, pleese leefe an messidge affter tha toan. #beeeeeeep
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Good morning and welcome to Fish For Tea Friday
Doubt has a habit of stealing dreams before they’ve even had a chance.
Be kinder to yourself.
Believe in yourself, even when your voice trembles.
Doubt has a habit of stealing dreams before they’ve even had a chance.
Be kinder to yourself.
Believe in yourself, even when your voice trembles.
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Good morning and welcome to Fish For Tea Friday
Doubt has a habit of stealing dreams before they’ve even had a chance.
Be kinder to yourself.
Believe in yourself, even when your voice trembles.
Doubt has a habit of stealing dreams before they’ve even had a chance.
Be kinder to yourself.
Believe in yourself, even when your voice trembles.
Stil donot patt hims bunt, isnot thatt rite Gonzo @gonzo.bsky.social ?
"When the storm comes, the bison doesn’t give up its power. I’ve watched video of the bison walking into the storm. It’s slow. It’s hard. It looks insanely uncomfortable. But my god, it’s fricking awesome. And that’s exactly how we have to be."
Photo credit: Tom Murphy
Photo credit: Tom Murphy
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Stil donot patt hims bunt, isnot thatt rite Gonzo @gonzo.bsky.social ?
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ICE was forced to back out of the Super Bowl thanks to public outrage. Good job, humans. Keep being outraged. You should be.
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
ICE was forced to back out of the Super Bowl thanks to public outrage. Good job, humans. Keep being outraged. You should be.
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Night night, sweet dreamies.
Sometimes self-love is a quiet promise to be gentler with yourself, to rest when you’re tired, to stop speaking to yourself in ways you’d never speak to someone you love and to remember you’re worthy of care, even on unfinished days
Sometimes self-love is a quiet promise to be gentler with yourself, to rest when you’re tired, to stop speaking to yourself in ways you’d never speak to someone you love and to remember you’re worthy of care, even on unfinished days
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Night night, sweet dreamies.
Sometimes self-love is a quiet promise to be gentler with yourself, to rest when you’re tired, to stop speaking to yourself in ways you’d never speak to someone you love and to remember you’re worthy of care, even on unfinished days
Sometimes self-love is a quiet promise to be gentler with yourself, to rest when you’re tired, to stop speaking to yourself in ways you’d never speak to someone you love and to remember you’re worthy of care, even on unfinished days
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*ARCHIVE:
Rumour is Liz Truss ex UK prime minister resigned after only 3 months because of the ontological shock she received after her "GCOD in Scotland" disclosure briefing.
All new UK Prime Ministers are briefed on GCODs within minutes of entering number 10.
Rumour is Liz Truss ex UK prime minister resigned after only 3 months because of the ontological shock she received after her "GCOD in Scotland" disclosure briefing.
All new UK Prime Ministers are briefed on GCODs within minutes of entering number 10.
January 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM
*ARCHIVE:
Rumour is Liz Truss ex UK prime minister resigned after only 3 months because of the ontological shock she received after her "GCOD in Scotland" disclosure briefing.
All new UK Prime Ministers are briefed on GCODs within minutes of entering number 10.
Rumour is Liz Truss ex UK prime minister resigned after only 3 months because of the ontological shock she received after her "GCOD in Scotland" disclosure briefing.
All new UK Prime Ministers are briefed on GCODs within minutes of entering number 10.
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Figgy runs
And I go chase
We run fru hous
We has a race
Den up da wall
Away fwom me
Da Figgy sings
He at home fwee
#CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong
And I go chase
We run fru hous
We has a race
Den up da wall
Away fwom me
Da Figgy sings
He at home fwee
#CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Figgy runs
And I go chase
We run fru hous
We has a race
Den up da wall
Away fwom me
Da Figgy sings
He at home fwee
#CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong
And I go chase
We run fru hous
We has a race
Den up da wall
Away fwom me
Da Figgy sings
He at home fwee
#CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong
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Onse agen the Wermguise woud like to a pologuize on behaf of all spyneless werms who are corrently ruining peepol’s lives by not sayinge “noes” to Trumpet and hims crownies.
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Onse agen the Wermguise woud like to a pologuize on behaf of all spyneless werms who are corrently ruining peepol’s lives by not sayinge “noes” to Trumpet and hims crownies.
Oaghe. Thisis NOTT ann orspishuss starte too tha daye.
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Oaghe. Thisis NOTT ann orspishuss starte too tha daye.
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Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday
You were never meant to live in the shadows of other people’s hopes.
You were made to carry your own light
Keep going.
Not just because you’re needed, but because you deserve to be here too.
You were never meant to live in the shadows of other people’s hopes.
You were made to carry your own light
Keep going.
Not just because you’re needed, but because you deserve to be here too.
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday
You were never meant to live in the shadows of other people’s hopes.
You were made to carry your own light
Keep going.
Not just because you’re needed, but because you deserve to be here too.
You were never meant to live in the shadows of other people’s hopes.
You were made to carry your own light
Keep going.
Not just because you’re needed, but because you deserve to be here too.
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Night night sweet dreamies
You are someone’s light, even on days you don’t feel bright.
Keep going.
They’re finding their way because of you.
You matter more than you realise.
You are someone’s light, even on days you don’t feel bright.
Keep going.
They’re finding their way because of you.
You matter more than you realise.
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Night night sweet dreamies
You are someone’s light, even on days you don’t feel bright.
Keep going.
They’re finding their way because of you.
You matter more than you realise.
You are someone’s light, even on days you don’t feel bright.
Keep going.
They’re finding their way because of you.
You matter more than you realise.
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My phone isn't great Eli, but here you go. 😽
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My phone isn't great Eli, but here you go. 😽
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Here's the same video in one piece. Give it a look. It's brilliantly funny. 🤣
youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...
youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Here's the same video in one piece. Give it a look. It's brilliantly funny. 🤣
youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...
youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...
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Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday
You know who’s having a tough time right now?
Pretty much everyone.
So let’s be kind.
Always.
Please…..
You know who’s having a tough time right now?
Pretty much everyone.
So let’s be kind.
Always.
Please…..
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday
You know who’s having a tough time right now?
Pretty much everyone.
So let’s be kind.
Always.
Please…..
You know who’s having a tough time right now?
Pretty much everyone.
So let’s be kind.
Always.
Please…..
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The people, united, will never be defeated. ✊
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The people, united, will never be defeated. ✊
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Night night sweet dreamies
Falling isn’t the end.
Shift your focus from the setback to the solution and keep your eyes on the place you’re working towards, no matter how many tries it takes.
You will get there🧡
Falling isn’t the end.
Shift your focus from the setback to the solution and keep your eyes on the place you’re working towards, no matter how many tries it takes.
You will get there🧡
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Night night sweet dreamies
Falling isn’t the end.
Shift your focus from the setback to the solution and keep your eyes on the place you’re working towards, no matter how many tries it takes.
You will get there🧡
Falling isn’t the end.
Shift your focus from the setback to the solution and keep your eyes on the place you’re working towards, no matter how many tries it takes.
You will get there🧡
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*ARCHIVE: napper, lockdown;
Spotted by: cmonthehibbies7;
56.003132,-2.516829;
1217hrs 1/4/20;
Spotted by: cmonthehibbies7;
56.003132,-2.516829;
1217hrs 1/4/20;
January 27, 2026 at 8:09 PM
*ARCHIVE: napper, lockdown;
Spotted by: cmonthehibbies7;
56.003132,-2.516829;
1217hrs 1/4/20;
Spotted by: cmonthehibbies7;
56.003132,-2.516829;
1217hrs 1/4/20;
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I likes puzzils
I is smart!
I gets out all da tweats
Find dem all
Put in my tum
Dis puzzil I defeets!
#CheddarPoetry #Puzzil #IGetsAllDaTweats #IPurrDaHoleTime #FiggyPlayWifPuzzilToo #ButIBetterAtPuzzilDenHim
I is smart!
I gets out all da tweats
Find dem all
Put in my tum
Dis puzzil I defeets!
#CheddarPoetry #Puzzil #IGetsAllDaTweats #IPurrDaHoleTime #FiggyPlayWifPuzzilToo #ButIBetterAtPuzzilDenHim
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I likes puzzils
I is smart!
I gets out all da tweats
Find dem all
Put in my tum
Dis puzzil I defeets!
#CheddarPoetry #Puzzil #IGetsAllDaTweats #IPurrDaHoleTime #FiggyPlayWifPuzzilToo #ButIBetterAtPuzzilDenHim
I is smart!
I gets out all da tweats
Find dem all
Put in my tum
Dis puzzil I defeets!
#CheddarPoetry #Puzzil #IGetsAllDaTweats #IPurrDaHoleTime #FiggyPlayWifPuzzilToo #ButIBetterAtPuzzilDenHim
LOOKIT!!! AN TWOO HEDDED CATTE!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
LOOKIT!!! AN TWOO HEDDED CATTE!!!!!
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Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday
There’s a strong chance you’re way more amazing than you think
Maybe give yourself a little more credit.
Try and be kinder to yourself.
There’s a strong chance you’re way more amazing than you think
Maybe give yourself a little more credit.
Try and be kinder to yourself.
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday
There’s a strong chance you’re way more amazing than you think
Maybe give yourself a little more credit.
Try and be kinder to yourself.
There’s a strong chance you’re way more amazing than you think
Maybe give yourself a little more credit.
Try and be kinder to yourself.
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*ARCHIVE:
spotted by: dirk_diggler;
moonlight, 56.004200,-2.514340;
2230, 4/10/22
spotted by: dirk_diggler;
moonlight, 56.004200,-2.514340;
2230, 4/10/22
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
*ARCHIVE:
spotted by: dirk_diggler;
moonlight, 56.004200,-2.514340;
2230, 4/10/22
spotted by: dirk_diggler;
moonlight, 56.004200,-2.514340;
2230, 4/10/22
Thissis mine cousern Jeff. Hims ses hai! Hims iss as clevfer as hims lookes!!! 😸😽😸😽
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Thissis mine cousern Jeff. Hims ses hai! Hims iss as clevfer as hims lookes!!! 😸😽😸😽
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wow two air fryers
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
wow two air fryers
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I tells mama it smells like poopy
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I tells mama it smells like poopy
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
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Good morning and welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday
If you’d like to give more, a smile is the perfect place to begin.
There are so many moments in life that deserve your smile.
If you’d like to give more, a smile is the perfect place to begin.
There are so many moments in life that deserve your smile.
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Good morning and welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday
If you’d like to give more, a smile is the perfect place to begin.
There are so many moments in life that deserve your smile.
If you’d like to give more, a smile is the perfect place to begin.
There are so many moments in life that deserve your smile.