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Cheddar

@fartycheddarcat.bsky.social

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Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver. My stor: http://fartycheddarcat.etsy.com My paytweeyon: http://patreon.com/fartycheddarcat

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 15h

Mama not gots one.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 15h

Dat mean I is kahoo?

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 15h

Dat wud be bad. Figgy wud be lots sad!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 21h

I has turgy
I wants mor
I lik my lips
And den I RAWRR

For I is Cheds
And I needs meats
Or I will pounce
And bite yor feets!

#Cheddarpoetry #Turgy #GibMeNow #IWantsMor #FiggyWantsSumToo #HeCanHabSum #ButIGetsMor #HeJusBaby #IBeBigBoyWarryer

Cheddar sits, looking up at the camera, licking his lips.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

It not fair!

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Him a kitty but all silly.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

I wemembers. I not noed I wud get a figgy for a brudder tho.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Dat can happen???

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Yayyy!!!

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Not yet.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

I gotted likky toob after da hat.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

I not wants her to nom me!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Yaa! I not for eats!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 1d

Mama takes a turgy hat
And puts it on my hed
Silly mama, I not nom
I be furroshis ched!

Mama ses I turgy now
Fanksgibbing day it be
Now I wants sum turgy
So I tells her gib to me!

#CheddarPoetry #Fanksgibbing #TurgyHat #IWantsTurgyNotHat #INotForEats #Thanksgiving

Cheddar licks his lips while wearing a turkey hat. Beside him is Figgy, but he is halfway cutoff from view. Behind Figgy is Socky.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 2d

Silly Figgy digs in gwass
He finds himself a stik
As he chews it mama sees
And ses he mite get sik

Mama takes da stik away
But Figgy wants it bak
He komplanes to mama
Cuz he fink it nummy snak

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #StikNotBeSnak #FiggyChewedDaStik

Figgy licks his lips, with his tongue reaching his nose as he does so. He is looking upwards.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 3d

I likes da gween and warm seezin.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 3d

Mama sed da cold is coming
Dis da last nice day
I tells sunbeam not to go
I wants da warm to stay

Mama ses dat how it gos
Dat soon da nites be long
I tells mama I not wants
I ses dat all be wong!

#CheddarPoetry #LastNiceDay #DaLeefsBeFalling #INotWantsDaColdToCome #NoToSno

Cheddar lies on his side in the grass. His head is tilted back and his mouth is open as he mews.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 4d

Happy day!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 4d

I takes care of mama
I proteks her all da days
I makes shur she has a nap
I makes shur dat she plays

But dispite all dat I do
Her hurty hed weturns
I jus snuggles up weal close
And purr away konsurns

#CheddarPoetry #PurrFerapy #ITakesCareOfDaMama #ITwyToMakesShurFiggyBeGood

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 5d

It not happen bery often.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 5d

I has!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 5d

I not lets any zombees eat us!

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 5d

Dis be rare
I has to share
All four of us in bed

Camra kliks
And takes sum piks
As we all wests are hed

#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Chewy #SillyFiggy #Me #Mama #AllTogeber #MamaGoedAwww

Clockwise, from bottom right is Cheddar, Socky, Chewy, and Figgy. They are all sleeping on a bed with a yellow blanket.

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Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 6d

Mama boss after socky.

Cheddar @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social · 6d

Yaa!