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Figgy cwies at mama
Like da baby dat he be
He's wanting to hab cuddles
Cuz he feels so sleepyly
Climing onto da mama's lap
A lollyby he sing
Den he falls asleep jus as
He plays wif mama's stwing
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy
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Like da baby dat he be
He's wanting to hab cuddles
Cuz he feels so sleepyly
Climing onto da mama's lap
A lollyby he sing
Den he falls asleep jus as
He plays wif mama's stwing
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy
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November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Figgy cwies at mama
Like da baby dat he be
He's wanting to hab cuddles
Cuz he feels so sleepyly
Climing onto da mama's lap
A lollyby he sing
Den he falls asleep jus as
He plays wif mama's stwing
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy
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Like da baby dat he be
He's wanting to hab cuddles
Cuz he feels so sleepyly
Climing onto da mama's lap
A lollyby he sing
Den he falls asleep jus as
He plays wif mama's stwing
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy
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November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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#CheddarPoetry #2026Calendar #Callyder #MamaSesIfISells500DenIGetsHoleHam
I be habing sunbeam dweams
Wen mama calls my name
She not noes ware I has goed
She finks I playing game
Hidden in da blankys warm
Ware mama cannot see
I has sleep wile mama looks
All fru da hous for me
#CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe
Wen mama calls my name
She not noes ware I has goed
She finks I playing game
Hidden in da blankys warm
Ware mama cannot see
I has sleep wile mama looks
All fru da hous for me
#CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I be habing sunbeam dweams
Wen mama calls my name
She not noes ware I has goed
She finks I playing game
Hidden in da blankys warm
Ware mama cannot see
I has sleep wile mama looks
All fru da hous for me
#CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe
Wen mama calls my name
She not noes ware I has goed
She finks I playing game
Hidden in da blankys warm
Ware mama cannot see
I has sleep wile mama looks
All fru da hous for me
#CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe
Off his leash
Da Figgy run
He kwoss da stweet
He fink it fun
Da mama chase
He clime da twee
He look awound
At all to see
Da mama call
But he ignor
He wach da birds
He clime up mor
Wif likky toob
Da mama bwibe
And twiks da Figgy
Bak inside
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy
Da Figgy run
He kwoss da stweet
He fink it fun
Da mama chase
He clime da twee
He look awound
At all to see
Da mama call
But he ignor
He wach da birds
He clime up mor
Wif likky toob
Da mama bwibe
And twiks da Figgy
Bak inside
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Off his leash
Da Figgy run
He kwoss da stweet
He fink it fun
Da mama chase
He clime da twee
He look awound
At all to see
Da mama call
But he ignor
He wach da birds
He clime up mor
Wif likky toob
Da mama bwibe
And twiks da Figgy
Bak inside
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy
Da Figgy run
He kwoss da stweet
He fink it fun
Da mama chase
He clime da twee
He look awound
At all to see
Da mama call
But he ignor
He wach da birds
He clime up mor
Wif likky toob
Da mama bwibe
And twiks da Figgy
Bak inside
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy
As mama werk on pooter
On desk da socky jumps
Den stwate fwom her mouff
A blek da Socky dumps
Mama skweeks in horwer
Da keebord full of blek
Da Socky runs away
Fwom keebord dat she wek
#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp
On desk da socky jumps
Den stwate fwom her mouff
A blek da Socky dumps
Mama skweeks in horwer
Da keebord full of blek
Da Socky runs away
Fwom keebord dat she wek
#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
As mama werk on pooter
On desk da socky jumps
Den stwate fwom her mouff
A blek da Socky dumps
Mama skweeks in horwer
Da keebord full of blek
Da Socky runs away
Fwom keebord dat she wek
#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp
On desk da socky jumps
Den stwate fwom her mouff
A blek da Socky dumps
Mama skweeks in horwer
Da keebord full of blek
Da Socky runs away
Fwom keebord dat she wek
#CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp
Mama puts on shoos
So I makes shur I dere
I paw paw at da dor
I cwy dat I go too
Mama tells me no
She scoops me all fast
She lets me look outside
But den she puts me down
I fite and wessle bite
She karrys me away
I race her bak to dor
I not lets her go
#DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate
So I makes shur I dere
I paw paw at da dor
I cwy dat I go too
Mama tells me no
She scoops me all fast
She lets me look outside
But den she puts me down
I fite and wessle bite
She karrys me away
I race her bak to dor
I not lets her go
#DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Mama puts on shoos
So I makes shur I dere
I paw paw at da dor
I cwy dat I go too
Mama tells me no
She scoops me all fast
She lets me look outside
But den she puts me down
I fite and wessle bite
She karrys me away
I race her bak to dor
I not lets her go
#DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate
So I makes shur I dere
I paw paw at da dor
I cwy dat I go too
Mama tells me no
She scoops me all fast
She lets me look outside
But den she puts me down
I fite and wessle bite
She karrys me away
I race her bak to dor
I not lets her go
#DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate
Figgy hops in dwyer
He likes dat it be round
He looks inside for tweshur
But tweshur not be found
He finks it be like weel
But it not let him run
He hops bak out all pouty
Cuz dwyer be no fun
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DwyerNotBeWeel #DwyerBeForClozesAndNotForFiggys
He likes dat it be round
He looks inside for tweshur
But tweshur not be found
He finks it be like weel
But it not let him run
He hops bak out all pouty
Cuz dwyer be no fun
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DwyerNotBeWeel #DwyerBeForClozesAndNotForFiggys
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Figgy hops in dwyer
He likes dat it be round
He looks inside for tweshur
But tweshur not be found
He finks it be like weel
But it not let him run
He hops bak out all pouty
Cuz dwyer be no fun
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DwyerNotBeWeel #DwyerBeForClozesAndNotForFiggys
He likes dat it be round
He looks inside for tweshur
But tweshur not be found
He finks it be like weel
But it not let him run
He hops bak out all pouty
Cuz dwyer be no fun
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DwyerNotBeWeel #DwyerBeForClozesAndNotForFiggys
Socky gets all speshil noms
And neber shares da speshil noms
But sumtimes wen she gets da noms
I gets to lik da powch of noms
#SockyGetsSpeshilNoms #MamaSesItCuzSockyOlderNow #SockyNeedsEkstwa #IWantsEkstwaToo
And neber shares da speshil noms
But sumtimes wen she gets da noms
I gets to lik da powch of noms
#SockyGetsSpeshilNoms #MamaSesItCuzSockyOlderNow #SockyNeedsEkstwa #IWantsEkstwaToo
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Socky gets all speshil noms
And neber shares da speshil noms
But sumtimes wen she gets da noms
I gets to lik da powch of noms
#SockyGetsSpeshilNoms #MamaSesItCuzSockyOlderNow #SockyNeedsEkstwa #IWantsEkstwaToo
And neber shares da speshil noms
But sumtimes wen she gets da noms
I gets to lik da powch of noms
#SockyGetsSpeshilNoms #MamaSesItCuzSockyOlderNow #SockyNeedsEkstwa #IWantsEkstwaToo
Down da hall we wessles
We roll awound
We pounce and bite
We roll into da baffroom
We push da dor
An akseedent!
It closes tite
We be twapped!
I paw at da dor
Ober and ober
But it not open
Why it not open?
Mama hears
And she finds us inside
She starts to laff
She sets us fwee
We roll awound
We pounce and bite
We roll into da baffroom
We push da dor
An akseedent!
It closes tite
We be twapped!
I paw at da dor
Ober and ober
But it not open
Why it not open?
Mama hears
And she finds us inside
She starts to laff
She sets us fwee
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Down da hall we wessles
We roll awound
We pounce and bite
We roll into da baffroom
We push da dor
An akseedent!
It closes tite
We be twapped!
I paw at da dor
Ober and ober
But it not open
Why it not open?
Mama hears
And she finds us inside
She starts to laff
She sets us fwee
We roll awound
We pounce and bite
We roll into da baffroom
We push da dor
An akseedent!
It closes tite
We be twapped!
I paw at da dor
Ober and ober
But it not open
Why it not open?
Mama hears
And she finds us inside
She starts to laff
She sets us fwee
In kwinkle paypurr, Figgy plays
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide
We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide
We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In kwinkle paypurr, Figgy plays
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide
We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide
We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil
Mama gots sum yogert
And I weally wants sum too
I come and paw her legs
And den I let out one big mew!
Mama ses I gots to wait
Den finally it time
Mama puts sum on a spoon
Da yogert now be mine!
#CheddarPoetry #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComeForSumButDenHeGetDistwakted #YogertNummy
And I weally wants sum too
I come and paw her legs
And den I let out one big mew!
Mama ses I gots to wait
Den finally it time
Mama puts sum on a spoon
Da yogert now be mine!
#CheddarPoetry #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComeForSumButDenHeGetDistwakted #YogertNummy
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mama gots sum yogert
And I weally wants sum too
I come and paw her legs
And den I let out one big mew!
Mama ses I gots to wait
Den finally it time
Mama puts sum on a spoon
Da yogert now be mine!
#CheddarPoetry #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComeForSumButDenHeGetDistwakted #YogertNummy
And I weally wants sum too
I come and paw her legs
And den I let out one big mew!
Mama ses I gots to wait
Den finally it time
Mama puts sum on a spoon
Da yogert now be mine!
#CheddarPoetry #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComeForSumButDenHeGetDistwakted #YogertNummy
Da leefs be gone
Da cherrys stay
Upon da twee
Ware Figgy play
He clime up fast
He clime up hi
He look for leefs
Up in da sky
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ItColdButWeStillGoPlayOutside #IGoOnPatrwol #FiggyStaysSillyAndClimesTwee
Da cherrys stay
Upon da twee
Ware Figgy play
He clime up fast
He clime up hi
He look for leefs
Up in da sky
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ItColdButWeStillGoPlayOutside #IGoOnPatrwol #FiggyStaysSillyAndClimesTwee
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Da leefs be gone
Da cherrys stay
Upon da twee
Ware Figgy play
He clime up fast
He clime up hi
He look for leefs
Up in da sky
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ItColdButWeStillGoPlayOutside #IGoOnPatrwol #FiggyStaysSillyAndClimesTwee
Da cherrys stay
Upon da twee
Ware Figgy play
He clime up fast
He clime up hi
He look for leefs
Up in da sky
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ItColdButWeStillGoPlayOutside #IGoOnPatrwol #FiggyStaysSillyAndClimesTwee
Mama werks
I come halp
Mama werks
I has baff
Mama werks
I cuddle close
Mama werks
I has nap
#MamaWerkyTooLongOnPooter #SheNotPlayEnuff #FiggyComeSaySoToo #ILetHimHabCuddleTimeToo #ButHeNotHalpLikeIDo
I come halp
Mama werks
I has baff
Mama werks
I cuddle close
Mama werks
I has nap
#MamaWerkyTooLongOnPooter #SheNotPlayEnuff #FiggyComeSaySoToo #ILetHimHabCuddleTimeToo #ButHeNotHalpLikeIDo
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mama werks
I come halp
Mama werks
I has baff
Mama werks
I cuddle close
Mama werks
I has nap
#MamaWerkyTooLongOnPooter #SheNotPlayEnuff #FiggyComeSaySoToo #ILetHimHabCuddleTimeToo #ButHeNotHalpLikeIDo
I come halp
Mama werks
I has baff
Mama werks
I cuddle close
Mama werks
I has nap
#MamaWerkyTooLongOnPooter #SheNotPlayEnuff #FiggyComeSaySoToo #ILetHimHabCuddleTimeToo #ButHeNotHalpLikeIDo
Silly Figgy waches pooter
Poyntee dot he twak
He finks dat it be a bug
He bite but dere's no snak
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyACuppleTimesToEatIt #ButItNotBug #DenHeHabASad
Poyntee dot he twak
He finks dat it be a bug
He bite but dere's no snak
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyACuppleTimesToEatIt #ButItNotBug #DenHeHabASad
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Silly Figgy waches pooter
Poyntee dot he twak
He finks dat it be a bug
He bite but dere's no snak
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyACuppleTimesToEatIt #ButItNotBug #DenHeHabASad
Poyntee dot he twak
He finks dat it be a bug
He bite but dere's no snak
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyACuppleTimesToEatIt #ButItNotBug #DenHeHabASad
Socky gots sum milk in cup
And she not wants to share
Me and Fig, we boff wants too
But none we get, no fair!
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItGoteMilk #SockyDwinkItAll #SheShudShare
And she not wants to share
Me and Fig, we boff wants too
But none we get, no fair!
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItGoteMilk #SockyDwinkItAll #SheShudShare
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Socky gots sum milk in cup
And she not wants to share
Me and Fig, we boff wants too
But none we get, no fair!
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItGoteMilk #SockyDwinkItAll #SheShudShare
And she not wants to share
Me and Fig, we boff wants too
But none we get, no fair!
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItGoteMilk #SockyDwinkItAll #SheShudShare
I tells Figgy
Come wach now
To ded da snake
I show yoo how
He come and sit
He wach to see
How ded da snake
Be maked by me
#CheddarPoetry #FiggySitInKwinklePaypurrToWach #IDedDaSnakeGood #IShowHimTwyse #HeGoOoooo
Come wach now
To ded da snake
I show yoo how
He come and sit
He wach to see
How ded da snake
Be maked by me
#CheddarPoetry #FiggySitInKwinklePaypurrToWach #IDedDaSnakeGood #IShowHimTwyse #HeGoOoooo
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I tells Figgy
Come wach now
To ded da snake
I show yoo how
He come and sit
He wach to see
How ded da snake
Be maked by me
#CheddarPoetry #FiggySitInKwinklePaypurrToWach #IDedDaSnakeGood #IShowHimTwyse #HeGoOoooo
Come wach now
To ded da snake
I show yoo how
He come and sit
He wach to see
How ded da snake
Be maked by me
#CheddarPoetry #FiggySitInKwinklePaypurrToWach #IDedDaSnakeGood #IShowHimTwyse #HeGoOoooo
Figgy, he runned kwoss da stweet
And dat be bery bad
Den Figgy get in trubble
And he get all bery sad
Later on, wen it be dark
He runned outside da dor
Mama chased and skooped him up
His badness be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame
And dat be bery bad
Den Figgy get in trubble
And he get all bery sad
Later on, wen it be dark
He runned outside da dor
Mama chased and skooped him up
His badness be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Figgy, he runned kwoss da stweet
And dat be bery bad
Den Figgy get in trubble
And he get all bery sad
Later on, wen it be dark
He runned outside da dor
Mama chased and skooped him up
His badness be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame
And dat be bery bad
Den Figgy get in trubble
And he get all bery sad
Later on, wen it be dark
He runned outside da dor
Mama chased and skooped him up
His badness be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #BadFiggy #HeNotUnderstandWhyHeBad #HeFinkItAllAGame
Weaching into cubbird bak
Da mama pulls out puppy snak
She puts da tweats onto da flor
But puppy tweats, dey be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #TweatsBeForNeyborPuppy #IEatsDemInsted #DeyKwunchy #FiggyKurryusButNotTaste
Da mama pulls out puppy snak
She puts da tweats onto da flor
But puppy tweats, dey be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #TweatsBeForNeyborPuppy #IEatsDemInsted #DeyKwunchy #FiggyKurryusButNotTaste
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Weaching into cubbird bak
Da mama pulls out puppy snak
She puts da tweats onto da flor
But puppy tweats, dey be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #TweatsBeForNeyborPuppy #IEatsDemInsted #DeyKwunchy #FiggyKurryusButNotTaste
Da mama pulls out puppy snak
She puts da tweats onto da flor
But puppy tweats, dey be no mor
#CheddarPoetry #TweatsBeForNeyborPuppy #IEatsDemInsted #DeyKwunchy #FiggyKurryusButNotTaste
Wemembers all who fot da zoms
Wemembers all who dide
Wemembers all who be lots bwave
To keep us safe outside
I wememebers, I hab fanks
I wears my poppy pwoud
After sylense I stands tall
For dem, I RAWRR out loud!
#CheddarPoetry #WemembersDay #PoppyDay #DedAllDaZoms #NoForgets
Wemembers all who dide
Wemembers all who be lots bwave
To keep us safe outside
I wememebers, I hab fanks
I wears my poppy pwoud
After sylense I stands tall
For dem, I RAWRR out loud!
#CheddarPoetry #WemembersDay #PoppyDay #DedAllDaZoms #NoForgets
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wemembers all who fot da zoms
Wemembers all who dide
Wemembers all who be lots bwave
To keep us safe outside
I wememebers, I hab fanks
I wears my poppy pwoud
After sylense I stands tall
For dem, I RAWRR out loud!
#CheddarPoetry #WemembersDay #PoppyDay #DedAllDaZoms #NoForgets
Wemembers all who dide
Wemembers all who be lots bwave
To keep us safe outside
I wememebers, I hab fanks
I wears my poppy pwoud
After sylense I stands tall
For dem, I RAWRR out loud!
#CheddarPoetry #WemembersDay #PoppyDay #DedAllDaZoms #NoForgets
Looky heer
I ded dat snake
It gween and weal
And not be fake!
I sabes yoo all
Now safe yoo be
It all becuz
Of bwave boy me
#CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo
I ded dat snake
It gween and weal
And not be fake!
I sabes yoo all
Now safe yoo be
It all becuz
Of bwave boy me
#CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Looky heer
I ded dat snake
It gween and weal
And not be fake!
I sabes yoo all
Now safe yoo be
It all becuz
Of bwave boy me
#CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo
I ded dat snake
It gween and weal
And not be fake!
I sabes yoo all
Now safe yoo be
It all becuz
Of bwave boy me
#CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo
Sharing mama
Be lots hard
But still I has to do
I lets Figgy
Hab my spot
So he can cuddle too
#CheddarPoetry #IHasCuddlesWifMamaFirs #DenISleepsOnHerLegs #ILetsFiggyCuddleAfter #IBeGoodBrudder #ICanShare
Be lots hard
But still I has to do
I lets Figgy
Hab my spot
So he can cuddle too
#CheddarPoetry #IHasCuddlesWifMamaFirs #DenISleepsOnHerLegs #ILetsFiggyCuddleAfter #IBeGoodBrudder #ICanShare
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sharing mama
Be lots hard
But still I has to do
I lets Figgy
Hab my spot
So he can cuddle too
#CheddarPoetry #IHasCuddlesWifMamaFirs #DenISleepsOnHerLegs #ILetsFiggyCuddleAfter #IBeGoodBrudder #ICanShare
Be lots hard
But still I has to do
I lets Figgy
Hab my spot
So he can cuddle too
#CheddarPoetry #IHasCuddlesWifMamaFirs #DenISleepsOnHerLegs #ILetsFiggyCuddleAfter #IBeGoodBrudder #ICanShare
I wants outside
Outside I go
I takes fwee steps
Den I ses no
My paws get cold
Inside I stay
Wile Figgy runs
In sno to play
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #INotLikesColdPaws #FiggyRunAllAwoundWileMamaShobelled #DenHeCwyAtDor #HeSingAboutDaSnoAllDay
Outside I go
I takes fwee steps
Den I ses no
My paws get cold
Inside I stay
Wile Figgy runs
In sno to play
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #INotLikesColdPaws #FiggyRunAllAwoundWileMamaShobelled #DenHeCwyAtDor #HeSingAboutDaSnoAllDay
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wants outside
Outside I go
I takes fwee steps
Den I ses no
My paws get cold
Inside I stay
Wile Figgy runs
In sno to play
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #INotLikesColdPaws #FiggyRunAllAwoundWileMamaShobelled #DenHeCwyAtDor #HeSingAboutDaSnoAllDay
Outside I go
I takes fwee steps
Den I ses no
My paws get cold
Inside I stay
Wile Figgy runs
In sno to play
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #INotLikesColdPaws #FiggyRunAllAwoundWileMamaShobelled #DenHeCwyAtDor #HeSingAboutDaSnoAllDay
Silly Fig
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound
As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound
As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Silly Fig
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound
As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound
As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
Mama wakes
And mama hurts
In bed is ware she stay
Snuggle close
And purring soft
I take da pain away
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #INotLikeItWenDaMamaHurts #ITakesCareOfHerToday
And mama hurts
In bed is ware she stay
Snuggle close
And purring soft
I take da pain away
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #INotLikeItWenDaMamaHurts #ITakesCareOfHerToday
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mama wakes
And mama hurts
In bed is ware she stay
Snuggle close
And purring soft
I take da pain away
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #INotLikeItWenDaMamaHurts #ITakesCareOfHerToday
And mama hurts
In bed is ware she stay
Snuggle close
And purring soft
I take da pain away
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #INotLikeItWenDaMamaHurts #ITakesCareOfHerToday
Into da boks
Da Figgy jumps
He ses it bed and plane
He gonna fly
Into da clowds
And sleep abuv da rain
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IChekDaBoksForZombeesFirs #FiggyLikesDaBoks #ItNotWeallyFly #ItJusPwetend #IWesslesHimOutOfDaBoks
Da Figgy jumps
He ses it bed and plane
He gonna fly
Into da clowds
And sleep abuv da rain
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IChekDaBoksForZombeesFirs #FiggyLikesDaBoks #ItNotWeallyFly #ItJusPwetend #IWesslesHimOutOfDaBoks
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Into da boks
Da Figgy jumps
He ses it bed and plane
He gonna fly
Into da clowds
And sleep abuv da rain
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IChekDaBoksForZombeesFirs #FiggyLikesDaBoks #ItNotWeallyFly #ItJusPwetend #IWesslesHimOutOfDaBoks
Da Figgy jumps
He ses it bed and plane
He gonna fly
Into da clowds
And sleep abuv da rain
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IChekDaBoksForZombeesFirs #FiggyLikesDaBoks #ItNotWeallyFly #ItJusPwetend #IWesslesHimOutOfDaBoks