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EVERY!! YEAR!!! 🤦‍♀️
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December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I think I’m sick 🤒
Or, maybe, I’ve reached the point where I need to be sick 🤔
Sometimes a deeply depressed person needs a break, you know? 🤷‍♀️
Sure, death would be preferable, but it’s so… permanent. Who needs that? I like options.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Happy Autumnal Food Holiday!!
I struggle with saying “happy Thanksgiving” because I hate the origins of the holiday but I love the good food, gratitude, & time with good friends & family.
So happy day of all that to all of you whether it’s due to a “holiday” or not. I’m grateful for the friends and family I’ve formed here. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Name: Whitney
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’4”
Sexuality: Yes, please
Sign: Virgo
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: 1
Fav color: Green
Favorite drink: Water
Fav foods: Mangoes! 🥭
Fav animal: Manatee
Status: Spinster
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Name: Kiki
Pronouns: she/her
Height: is Keebler hiring? How’s the weather up there?
Sexuality: pan
Sign: Leo
Piercings: ears, nose, navel
Tattoos: 15
Fav color: green
Favorite drink: water or pink lemonade
Fav foods: pasta
Fav animal: manatee
Status: Married
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Name: Angie
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5' 9"
Sexuality: bi
Sign: Leo
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: yes, please
Fav color: green 💚💚💚
Favorite drink: rye whiskey or sparkling water
Fav foods: too many to name
Fav animal: wombat
Status: Married
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gif that pops up when I type my name

*gasp* I’ve never seen this one before! 🥹 I love it!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was trying to type “tries again” a little while ago, and autocorrect cheerfully helped me out with “tries a gay”. 🤔 I don’t know what that means.
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reposted by Whitney
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So, apparently, I lost a ball of yarn by putting it away. It, and the needles I was using with it. I put them all away, in a safe place, designated for this purpose.
I lost a ball of yarn because it was where it was SUPPOSED TO BE.
Bright side? My cat’s fine.
How can I have possibly LOST a ball of yarn?! HOW?! An entire ball of light pink yarn! HOW?!
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
How can I have possibly LOST a ball of yarn?! HOW?! An entire ball of light pink yarn! HOW?!
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was asleep. Then, I was wide awake. Where is this bizarre ability when I need it?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It’s raining, then it’s going to snow. Yay! Slush! ☹️
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So, apparently, this company is getting fashion tips from watching supernatural. 🤔

(Also, Behold! The emails I’ve never read! And never will!)
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don’t have JPEGs because, like, WHY?! I hate me in pictures. So. Here are some pictures of pictures. Enjoy or whatever the kids do these days.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So, Rob and Rich did this thing where their costumes were each other. When I went to do the picture, I said to him, “Hi, Rob! I’m so glad to finally meet you!” And he says, “Glad to be met!” (Note: I’m actually afraid of Rob, so… 🤷‍♀️)
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have returned home from Nashville.
Some things that happened: I fell backwards off of a hotel bed. I didn’t take any more of Misha Collins’ shit. (Not accurately phrased because this would’ve been the only shit I would’ve taken from him.) I bravely walked a short distance without dying. Ate food.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So, like, I know I didn’t announce that I had a horrible headache or anything. But you’ll be relieved to know that a few hours sleeping on the floor cured it! Seriously, I thought I was going to vomit from the pain. Then, I woke up fine, wondering why I was on the floor. (In pain me sleeps on the
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s still just Tuesday right?? I’m still safe???*

*my crazy is super active today. yay. 😕
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
*AHEM* Now. Listen to her 👇
If you're on SNAP & are abt to be cut off bcoz of the shutdown, check this out. TEFAP (The Emergency Food Assistance Program)

www.fns.usda.gov/tefap/emerge...
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I spent money. 😬 I hate spending money. At least it was on a bunch of stuff rather than one thing, right? 😬 I mean… right? 😬😬😬
(I’ll have more by the end of the week, but NOT THE POINT! It feels like my credit card is mad at me.)
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bad news, people. Alex Calvert has a mustache. 😬
(Maybe this isn’t news, but it’s news to me 🤷‍♀️)
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don’t know how to dress like a girl anymore.
It’s not an essential skill, but I wanna dress like a girl once in a while, you know?
But without showing skin or wearing flimsy fabrics. OR dressing like I’m going out to milk some cows.
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Whitney
This may seem desperate but, well I kind of am. I know it’s kind of late notice, but If anyone has some free time this weekend and is willing to, I could really use some help with my DCBB fic. I’m opening my DMs, so message me if you think you want to help! TIA
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve been sick today. 🤒 (probably just stress)
Anyway, I wake up and my call my mom, because who else cares when you don’t feel well? And it turns out she’s been puking all day. 🙄 Drama queen.*

*This is a joke. Especially since her mom was super dramatic and went and died some years back. 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM