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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 1h

Well I only needed one sex-pest-related reason to avoid Ares thus far, but it’s nice to have another one in my back pocket going forward!

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 1h

Woulda been there opening day if it weren’t for Leto. That’s who needs his plug pulled! Tron deserves better!

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 1h

Bottom-right looks like at LEAST a first cousin of Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 5h

Silly Jank-ass

mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 5h

The really impressive part is how the writer got all these people to read this without a cringy video about what a task it was reading all Olivia’s tweets to promote it

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth .

Alt: A flaming arm and hand give a thumbs up as they slowly sink into molten metal [scene from Terminator 2]

media.tenor.com

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 1d

OG Tron’s screenwriter really cooked with this exchange, though:

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Dr. Walter Gibbs [laughs] You’ve got to expect some static. After all, computers are just machines; they can’t think.
Alan Bradley: Some programs will be thinking soon.
Dr. Walter Gibbs: Won’t that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, this is kind of blowing my mind because I made this thing for fun 9 or 10 years ago with no knowledge of this story and now it feels like it was fated or something

The movie poster for Robocop, featuring the title character, a silver metallic cyborg police officer, as he steps out of his police cruiser. Robocop’s signature eye visor has been replaced by an Oreo cookie, viewed edge-on. The film’s title has been altered to read “Oreobocop,” and the film’s tag line now reads, “part cookie, part cream, all cop.”

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 3d

It’s looking bad this month. My free queries are in retrograde!

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 3d

Cyrano the plagiarism engine ain’t.

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 3d

You do not gotta hand it to Alex Jones

Foxy @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 17d

I'm sorry but growing a Hitler Moustache just "raises eyebrows" now? This is where we are at?

Alex Jones raises eyebrows by growing 'Hitler mustache' - then says it makes him more attractive to women
Alex Jones save he's grown the mustache similar to that of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler as a 'social evneriment

mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 4d

C’mon, if you really grease those digits up I bet you can manage the whole hand

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 4d

“Dunce Magic” can be her theme song

mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 5d

I wanna wad this up into my life

mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 5d

There are enough fucked up pictures of trump skeeving on his daughter without needing to post AI slop with extra sleeveless gropey arms, ya feel me?

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 6d

Great, he made peace with a graveyard and is deploying troops into black cities. Award this peacemaker stat!

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 9d

Legendary Paramount honcho Robert Evans as a young man, looking arguably forlorn

mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 9d

“Hey pal, whaddaya mean I sound awfully Canadian fer a Mexican Mafia member? Frig off, ya hoser! I got 50 bucks worth of Canadian Tire Money in my pocket that says I could beat the brakes offa ya!”

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 10d

Small-batch artisanal group sex only, please

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 11d

Too bad Fortnite just got rid of the Megazord, it was really hard to outrun that thing. Even in a car!

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, did an AI finally manage to accurately count the letters in a word or something?

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 12d

I guess they think all Swifties are women, which honestly seems a little misogynistic itself.

mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 12d

You are literally 7 posts downthread from someone directly analogizing about violence against a thing

Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12d

You’re not capable of hurting the feelings of an LLM anymore than you would be capable of hurting the feelings of a doll, but if someone enjoyed being cruel to a doll and made a big show of it you would probably be really put off by that and question if it carries over to how they treat people.

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 12d

“And another thing, all this racism against Cybertrucks makes me want to puke!”

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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 12d

Wow, the slop-enjoyer doesn’t even alt-text the images they had such a blast letting a computer extrude for them, total shocker I know

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