mechanical jam
@electricjelly.bsky.social
Hold me close
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
Bobby now invites you to watch him throw a football over that mountain.
unfortunately my stream cut out just before RFK Jr started doing pull ups in DCA
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bobby now invites you to watch him throw a football over that mountain.
Reposted by mechanical jam
Joke’s on you, fascists; kids famously LOVE eating paste!
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Joke’s on you, fascists; kids famously LOVE eating paste!
Take Off
Log Out
Drop Dead
Log Out
Drop Dead
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Take Off
Log Out
Drop Dead
Log Out
Drop Dead
Reposted by mechanical jam
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
laissez les mal tetes rouler
Commander Greg Bovino led a group of Border Patrol agents on walk around the French Quarter in New Orleans this afternoon.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
laissez les mal tetes rouler
In rememberance of computer Jesus, communion wafers will now be made of silicon
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In rememberance of computer Jesus, communion wafers will now be made of silicon
![A bald, heavyset man (Brian Baumgartner) in a suit and tie is sitting in an office. Bottom text has been edited to read, “Why waste time [type] lot [key] when [two] [click] do trick?”
[scene from “The Office” (U.S.)]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sxbywlqz4vsiylf7iu6rr3ak/bafkreigxvyk6tb4rl75idgzok232dnphsq66nqd3gfq4b2frpq2ojhnuqu@jpeg)
Reposted by mechanical jam
Finally got around to playing Stray and man oh man am I ever glad I didn’t know anything about it besides “you’re a cat.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Finally got around to playing Stray and man oh man am I ever glad I didn’t know anything about it besides “you’re a cat.”
Reposted by mechanical jam
Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
![An elderly woman in ~late 18th century clothing standing on a grassy lawn. An edited caption reads, “If [giving wives orgasms] is [gay], consider me [Truman Capote].”
[scene from “Billy Madison”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sxbywlqz4vsiylf7iu6rr3ak/bafkreibbgk4emilymq5rt7ba3vmucsglczitizfoev4ihvc2dqq77bjmyq@jpeg)
They need one of these where the Wojak is sucking off someone else’s brainwang
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
They need one of these where the Wojak is sucking off someone else’s brainwang
Reposted by mechanical jam
Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
Reposted by mechanical jam
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME
December 16, 2023 at 10:15 PM
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME
When candy is “fun size” it should be fucking gigantic. The stuff that gets the label now is really more of a “responsible size.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When candy is “fun size” it should be fucking gigantic. The stuff that gets the label now is really more of a “responsible size.”
Reposted by mechanical jam
LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
Knocks it down from a 3-way tie to a split decision between Big Trouble in Little China and Overboard
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Knocks it down from a 3-way tie to a split decision between Big Trouble in Little China and Overboard
Sexy Mara Corday eye
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sexy Mara Corday eye
I fear the ladies may end up overselling their interest in Rotta once they realize it could earn them this fine fellow’s friendship
Oh wow, that article has TAKES (from an ignorant asshole). It includes insights about Star Wars too! So uh, yeah. Wow. I wouldn't engage with this clickbait but it beats engaging with reality (this piece does not reflect reality).
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I fear the ladies may end up overselling their interest in Rotta once they realize it could earn them this fine fellow’s friendship
Gotta say I’m a little disappointed that “you don’t care as much about genocide as me and the senate candidate with the Nazi genocide soldiers’ logo tattooed on his tit do” arguments are all over the Behind the Bastards subreddit, too
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Gotta say I’m a little disappointed that “you don’t care as much about genocide as me and the senate candidate with the Nazi genocide soldiers’ logo tattooed on his tit do” arguments are all over the Behind the Bastards subreddit, too
How long until we find out that wolf is, like, the Aryan animal guardian who devours all the mud-races at the end of time or whatever?
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How long until we find out that wolf is, like, the Aryan animal guardian who devours all the mud-races at the end of time or whatever?
Reposted by mechanical jam
Finally: team Lisa
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finally: team Lisa
I want somebody who won’t bow and scrape for Lockheed-Martin, and that someone is the Blackwater mercenary!
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I want somebody who won’t bow and scrape for Lockheed-Martin, and that someone is the Blackwater mercenary!