Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
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An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll. #Retro and #variety #vtuber #Asexual, he/him PFP by Semi Engima Banner by @snowfable #88.4WTFMArtchives https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!

It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.

#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
A small bread roll sitting on a rocky outcropping in a large body of water. Darkness is leaking out of the roll and forming a massive overhead mass with glowing red eyes and a toothy grin
eldritchbread.bsky.social
Saw the Mega Starmie evolution and like...

10/10. They got the design inspiration from the original mon right and did it justice. Its perfect!
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Potato Salad: Had.
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The potato salad in my lunch calls to me like a siren's song...
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The potato salad in my lunch calls to me like a siren's song...
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He's not the hero they need,
Or the one they want,
Arguably, they haven't done anything bad enough to deserve this,
And he's not even a hero!

But...

I forgot where I was going with this.
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I like the idea that its not intentional, its just he's being disruptive enough to the usual system of 'nothing gets done and you'll like it' that things get improved as a response to trying to get rid of him.
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I've been thinking of trying to write more Lore stuff and mentioned on stream a funny concept.

That the eldritch horror is making the city better by total accident. Like "He passively leeches power from the grid, so they've overhauled the city's power lines and invested in solar to deal with that"
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Stream, and MORE IMPORTANTLY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS DONE!!! I can't take this game seriously and can only view Shadow as a wet, sad paper towel. He just needs a towel, some tea, and THERAPY!!!

Also, thank you @toadtoad7.bsky.social and @kikothecatfolk.bsky.social for the raids! It helped so much!
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I just realized we are really close to beating about two different games tonight! Can we beat Shadow the Hedgehog and then Ion Fury's DLC? Probably not but I remain baselessly hopeful!

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Yeah, its a pretty sjkeerpy day all around it seems
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*internally screaming and analyzing everything about this design respectfully*
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Had an idea for an eldritch-adjacent slime girl

#art #digitalart #monstergirl #slimegirl #oc #ocsky #ocart #animeart #anime
An anime-style drawing of a jet-black slime girl with bright-pink on her eyes and the underside of her hair. The background is a ruined city, and it's a dark sky.
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Help a friend out if you can, she's done a lot of art for me and its been good quality and a good experience, so if you want anything
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My doctor just called, they need another $1200 from me—tomorrow. I’m actually sick. I’ve had to pay them so much I don’t have anything left. I don’t know what to do.

I’m offering cms, Idc, pay whatever you want. Sketches, live2d chibis—the delivery date will be 2026.

#emergencyconms #vtuber #vgen
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snowfable.bsky.social
My doctor just called, they need another $1200 from me—tomorrow. I’m actually sick. I’ve had to pay them so much I don’t have anything left. I don’t know what to do.

I’m offering cms, Idc, pay whatever you want. Sketches, live2d chibis—the delivery date will be 2026.

#emergencyconms #vtuber #vgen
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QUESTION YOUR SELF WORTH AS YOU'RE ANGRILY ASKED "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HIM!?!?"
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It is kinda romantic to think that your memory will live on as your inferior replacements are forever berated for Not Being You
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So in a way that if you die in service, you'll be replaced immediately out of necessity until doing so becomes wholely transactional?
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I'm starting to think Square needs to hire a person to follow Nomura around with a spray bottle to curb his Nomura-isms...
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Really doing a good job of meshing them in a way that didn't feel like a World sequal.

I think I want to wait and see if their next game feels like Rise, but Moreso like how Wilds feels like World but Moreso. I'd hate for the classic feel to disappear entirely... IMO, it has value.
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Rise felt like a return to classic to me, my first two games were World and Gen Ult, and Rise felt very much like Gen Ult.

I don't think Wilds is a bad move, more of a clumsy merger. Like taking the graphical style & exploration vibe of World, w/ some gameplay & armor design of Rise, but not-
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Oh, I wasn't talking about worlds specifically, just the series in general and how they've gotten better at that aspect of setting design
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I'm ok with that, IMO, the worldbuilding is more interesting then turning it into a swamp of crossovers and collabs. I prefer the MH specific creature designs and the idea that all the monsters actually work in an ecosystem more