Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll.
#Retro and #variety #vtuber
#Asexual, he/him
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https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
#Retro and #variety #vtuber
#Asexual, he/him
PFP by
Semi Engima
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https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
· Apr 25
Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!
It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.
#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.
#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
Turns out today's FF15's 9th anniverssary, and you know what?
Despite what everyone says, and Nomura's best efforts. It was a good game if you meet it where it is.
Despite what everyone says, and Nomura's best efforts. It was a good game if you meet it where it is.
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Turns out today's FF15's 9th anniverssary, and you know what?
Despite what everyone says, and Nomura's best efforts. It was a good game if you meet it where it is.
Despite what everyone says, and Nomura's best efforts. It was a good game if you meet it where it is.
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happy 9th anniversary FFXV!!!!! my beloved 🥹😭💕
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
happy 9th anniversary FFXV!!!!! my beloved 🥹😭💕
"Oh Bread, your dayjob is tech-adjacent?"
"Yeah, its programming, but I'm not really 'good' at it, I know nothing and scrape by"
*proceeds to get baited into admitting that I know things for most of stream*
Look... I love y'all, BUT HOW DO I GET SO CONSISTANTLY CALLED OUT BY EVERYONE LIKE THIS!?
"Yeah, its programming, but I'm not really 'good' at it, I know nothing and scrape by"
*proceeds to get baited into admitting that I know things for most of stream*
Look... I love y'all, BUT HOW DO I GET SO CONSISTANTLY CALLED OUT BY EVERYONE LIKE THIS!?
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"Oh Bread, your dayjob is tech-adjacent?"
"Yeah, its programming, but I'm not really 'good' at it, I know nothing and scrape by"
*proceeds to get baited into admitting that I know things for most of stream*
Look... I love y'all, BUT HOW DO I GET SO CONSISTANTLY CALLED OUT BY EVERYONE LIKE THIS!?
"Yeah, its programming, but I'm not really 'good' at it, I know nothing and scrape by"
*proceeds to get baited into admitting that I know things for most of stream*
Look... I love y'all, BUT HOW DO I GET SO CONSISTANTLY CALLED OUT BY EVERYONE LIKE THIS!?
Stream's over! We stopped a bit early b/c snowstorm made the internet spotty... But! We beat Aria of Sorrow! With 100% map and Enemy Soul completion! It was so much fun! thank you all for coming and hanging out!
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Stream's over! We stopped a bit early b/c snowstorm made the internet spotty... But! We beat Aria of Sorrow! With 100% map and Enemy Soul completion! It was so much fun! thank you all for coming and hanging out!
So, there's a little easter egg in Aria of Sorrow if you 100% the Soul collection. That's a lot of grinding. Way too much to be practical for streaming the game.
So why am I going for 100% Soul? WHY!?
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
So why am I going for 100% Soul? WHY!?
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So, there's a little easter egg in Aria of Sorrow if you 100% the Soul collection. That's a lot of grinding. Way too much to be practical for streaming the game.
So why am I going for 100% Soul? WHY!?
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
So why am I going for 100% Soul? WHY!?
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
I should acquire diplomatic immunity.
I assume that means I'm immune to diplomacy. Maybe I already have that...
I assume that means I'm immune to diplomacy. Maybe I already have that...
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I should acquire diplomatic immunity.
I assume that means I'm immune to diplomacy. Maybe I already have that...
I assume that means I'm immune to diplomacy. Maybe I already have that...
Fuck, I love pointless amusement...
RT if you're also male with a pointless love of amusement
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fuck, I love pointless amusement...
Anyone working today, especially retails, DON'T DIE!!! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BITE A CUSTOMER!!! YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Anyone working today, especially retails, DON'T DIE!!! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BITE A CUSTOMER!!! YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE!!!
Randomly remembered an old silly idea of an outfit swap with, basically anyone, and Corpse. Specifically, the version of Corpse who's entire outfit is a single jacket with nothing under it!
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Randomly remembered an old silly idea of an outfit swap with, basically anyone, and Corpse. Specifically, the version of Corpse who's entire outfit is a single jacket with nothing under it!
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
Reposted by Eldritch Bread
Happy Thursday for everyone who observes it.
Imma go eat a car.
Imma go eat a car.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy Thursday for everyone who observes it.
Imma go eat a car.
Imma go eat a car.
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*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
Reposted by Eldritch Bread
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Eldritch Bread
The Risk of Rain Obsession is back in full force...
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Risk of Rain Obsession is back in full force...
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
If you put a Bread Roll to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like to have your ear bitten off by an annoyed eldritch horror!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you put a Bread Roll to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like to have your ear bitten off by an annoyed eldritch horror!
Stream is over! We had a GREAT run of Risk of Rain 2! Turns out all you need to build False Son is 205 stacks of Bison Steaks! And it all takes care of itself! (Really, its insane)
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Stream is over! We had a GREAT run of Risk of Rain 2! Turns out all you need to build False Son is 205 stacks of Bison Steaks! And it all takes care of itself! (Really, its insane)
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... I had a good run in Risk of Rain 2. We'll get on with Aria of Sorrow after I'm done with this!
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... I had a good run in Risk of Rain 2. We'll get on with Aria of Sorrow after I'm done with this!
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
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You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
Guess who accidentally loaded in as False Son one run and got learning them stuck in their head...
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guess who accidentally loaded in as False Son one run and got learning them stuck in their head...
You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
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2-game game series that starts with a typical "Go stop this villain from taking over the world, and the entire time said villain is going on about how its regrettable, but necessary, that he's just trying to make a better world, Etc. Etc.
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2-game game series that starts with a typical "Go stop this villain from taking over the world, and the entire time said villain is going on about how its regrettable, but necessary, that he's just trying to make a better world, Etc. Etc.
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
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the natural genre of the immersive sim is not action; it is not stealth; it is neither conspiracy noir nor cyberpunk thriller.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the natural genre of the immersive sim is not action; it is not stealth; it is neither conspiracy noir nor cyberpunk thriller.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.