Cerealman
@elcerealman.bsky.social
Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk.
[email protected] for booking info
[email protected] for booking info
SUCK METEOR, JERKBERG!
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
SUCK METEOR, JERKBERG!
Tonight at 7 watch me a throw a big space rock at a guy
CEREAL MAN v ASTRO KNOX
GALACTIC ROB
COMMENTARY by BrookeHavok & Produced by Marco
TONIGHT AT 7PST @ youtube / hoodslam
youtu.be/v88zPnCls2Y?...
GALACTIC ROB
COMMENTARY by BrookeHavok & Produced by Marco
TONIGHT AT 7PST @ youtube / hoodslam
youtu.be/v88zPnCls2Y?...
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tonight at 7 watch me a throw a big space rock at a guy
I had nothing to do with it! They were there when I got there!
FRIDAY 12/5
When Cereal Man crashed into SlamTown, a crater was formed. From that pit arises a long forgotten horror.
Witness...NUKE CR☢️W!
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Lara v Mayra FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Sheikah v Dave Reckoning
Prisoner 420 v BART-MAN
Anton Voorhees
Cereal Man
MORE
Tix on eventbrite
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
When Cereal Man crashed into SlamTown, a crater was formed. From that pit arises a long forgotten horror.
Witness...NUKE CR☢️W!
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Lara v Mayra FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Sheikah v Dave Reckoning
Prisoner 420 v BART-MAN
Anton Voorhees
Cereal Man
MORE
Tix on eventbrite
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I had nothing to do with it! They were there when I got there!
Sports should be taken less seriously. These coaches ain't worth shit
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sports should be taken less seriously. These coaches ain't worth shit
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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THE CURSED LIBRARY/part 2
Anton Voorhees promised to help Richard Shhhnary with his curse.
After defeating Sheikah at the ROB THIS PLANET event, the Church has agreed to assist.
Sheikah enters the haunted library alone, in search of @okidokiokami.bsky.social !
#SlamTown
Anton Voorhees promised to help Richard Shhhnary with his curse.
After defeating Sheikah at the ROB THIS PLANET event, the Church has agreed to assist.
Sheikah enters the haunted library alone, in search of @okidokiokami.bsky.social !
#SlamTown
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
THE CURSED LIBRARY/part 2
Anton Voorhees promised to help Richard Shhhnary with his curse.
After defeating Sheikah at the ROB THIS PLANET event, the Church has agreed to assist.
Sheikah enters the haunted library alone, in search of @okidokiokami.bsky.social !
#SlamTown
Anton Voorhees promised to help Richard Shhhnary with his curse.
After defeating Sheikah at the ROB THIS PLANET event, the Church has agreed to assist.
Sheikah enters the haunted library alone, in search of @okidokiokami.bsky.social !
#SlamTown
Pay me to make your merch...please
The Sweat Monster Shop currently makes a variety of unique merch items for @elcerealman.bsky.social (he’s co-owner), SoCal wrestlers, as well as other strangeness from Wrestling Pro Wrestling and beyond.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pay me to make your merch...please
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THE CURSED LIBRARY / part1
@link2futureftf.bsky.social is unwelcome in SlamTown.
He was given sanctuary by librarian @richardshhhnary.bsky.social
But, only if Anton helped Shhhnary save his cursed books from @okidokiokami.bsky.social
They petitioned the Church, who hold a banned book, for help
@link2futureftf.bsky.social is unwelcome in SlamTown.
He was given sanctuary by librarian @richardshhhnary.bsky.social
But, only if Anton helped Shhhnary save his cursed books from @okidokiokami.bsky.social
They petitioned the Church, who hold a banned book, for help
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
THE CURSED LIBRARY / part1
@link2futureftf.bsky.social is unwelcome in SlamTown.
He was given sanctuary by librarian @richardshhhnary.bsky.social
But, only if Anton helped Shhhnary save his cursed books from @okidokiokami.bsky.social
They petitioned the Church, who hold a banned book, for help
@link2futureftf.bsky.social is unwelcome in SlamTown.
He was given sanctuary by librarian @richardshhhnary.bsky.social
But, only if Anton helped Shhhnary save his cursed books from @okidokiokami.bsky.social
They petitioned the Church, who hold a banned book, for help
Next chance to get cereal and MOAR 🥣
FRIDAY
Sheikah v Dave Reckoning + ChainMaidens
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Lara v Mayra - Falls Count Anywhere
BART-MAN v Prisoner 420
Anton Voorhees
MYLO
Cereal Man
Shhhnary + OKAMI
Dr Mehl + Ratchet
MORE
doors730ish/show8-11ish
$30/eventbrite
21+ / #dontbringyourfnkids to #SlamTown
Sheikah v Dave Reckoning + ChainMaidens
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Lara v Mayra - Falls Count Anywhere
BART-MAN v Prisoner 420
Anton Voorhees
MYLO
Cereal Man
Shhhnary + OKAMI
Dr Mehl + Ratchet
MORE
doors730ish/show8-11ish
$30/eventbrite
21+ / #dontbringyourfnkids to #SlamTown
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Next chance to get cereal and MOAR 🥣
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Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T.
SlamTown Justice ⚖️
Mayor Von Eerie
Our gov!
Lately, outsiders have made a habit of showing up,
And, all of North #SlamTown was ceded to the monsters.
Daniel T chases Lara,
Justice lost an arm.
Is our government in danger of collapse?
SlamTown Justice ⚖️
Mayor Von Eerie
Our gov!
Lately, outsiders have made a habit of showing up,
And, all of North #SlamTown was ceded to the monsters.
Daniel T chases Lara,
Justice lost an arm.
Is our government in danger of collapse?
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T.
SlamTown Justice ⚖️
Mayor Von Eerie
Our gov!
Lately, outsiders have made a habit of showing up,
And, all of North #SlamTown was ceded to the monsters.
Daniel T chases Lara,
Justice lost an arm.
Is our government in danger of collapse?
SlamTown Justice ⚖️
Mayor Von Eerie
Our gov!
Lately, outsiders have made a habit of showing up,
And, all of North #SlamTown was ceded to the monsters.
Daniel T chases Lara,
Justice lost an arm.
Is our government in danger of collapse?
Reposted by Cerealman
Update: BART-man will be making an appearance at our booth at @fanexposf.bsky.social this Sunday, Nov. 30!!!!!
Ride with us in costume for an organized Cosplay Ride to FanExpo and get an exclusive sticker! We’ll meet in the paid area on the ground floor of MacArthur Station at 10:15am.
Ride with us in costume for an organized Cosplay Ride to FanExpo and get an exclusive sticker! We’ll meet in the paid area on the ground floor of MacArthur Station at 10:15am.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Update: BART-man will be making an appearance at our booth at @fanexposf.bsky.social this Sunday, Nov. 30!!!!!
Ride with us in costume for an organized Cosplay Ride to FanExpo and get an exclusive sticker! We’ll meet in the paid area on the ground floor of MacArthur Station at 10:15am.
Ride with us in costume for an organized Cosplay Ride to FanExpo and get an exclusive sticker! We’ll meet in the paid area on the ground floor of MacArthur Station at 10:15am.
Reposted by Cerealman
See you tomorrow, riders.
Update: BART-man will be making an appearance at our booth at @fanexposf.bsky.social this Sunday, Nov. 30!!!!!
Ride with us in costume for an organized Cosplay Ride to FanExpo and get an exclusive sticker! We’ll meet in the paid area on the ground floor of MacArthur Station at 10:15am.
Ride with us in costume for an organized Cosplay Ride to FanExpo and get an exclusive sticker! We’ll meet in the paid area on the ground floor of MacArthur Station at 10:15am.
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
See you tomorrow, riders.
This is (ce)real
STILL REAL TO ME YA CUNTS
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is (ce)real
Reposted by Cerealman
JANUARY 2ND
SlamTown crowns its first champion
At the CONTEST OF SLAMPIONS
#OAKLAND is #SLAMTOWN
doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite, www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
SlamTown crowns its first champion
At the CONTEST OF SLAMPIONS
#OAKLAND is #SLAMTOWN
doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite, www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
JANUARY 2ND
SlamTown crowns its first champion
At the CONTEST OF SLAMPIONS
#OAKLAND is #SLAMTOWN
doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite, www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
SlamTown crowns its first champion
At the CONTEST OF SLAMPIONS
#OAKLAND is #SLAMTOWN
doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite, www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
Reposted by Cerealman
FRIDAY DEC 5TH
Head of Transportation
BART-MAN
V
PRISONER 420
Of the Asylum
Tix on eventbrite
Doors 7:30ish/ show 8-11ish
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
Head of Transportation
BART-MAN
V
PRISONER 420
Of the Asylum
Tix on eventbrite
Doors 7:30ish/ show 8-11ish
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
FRIDAY DEC 5TH
Head of Transportation
BART-MAN
V
PRISONER 420
Of the Asylum
Tix on eventbrite
Doors 7:30ish/ show 8-11ish
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
Head of Transportation
BART-MAN
V
PRISONER 420
Of the Asylum
Tix on eventbrite
Doors 7:30ish/ show 8-11ish
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
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TOOOOONIGHT on youtube.com/hoodslam 7pst!
After Carnival of Monsters, unincorporated North SlamTown was given sovereignty and renamed Monster Town. All monsters are given right of return from #SlamTown. Including the newly transformed PizzaFace?
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Produced by Marco v Dave Reckoning!
After Carnival of Monsters, unincorporated North SlamTown was given sovereignty and renamed Monster Town. All monsters are given right of return from #SlamTown. Including the newly transformed PizzaFace?
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Produced by Marco v Dave Reckoning!
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
TOOOOONIGHT on youtube.com/hoodslam 7pst!
After Carnival of Monsters, unincorporated North SlamTown was given sovereignty and renamed Monster Town. All monsters are given right of return from #SlamTown. Including the newly transformed PizzaFace?
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Produced by Marco v Dave Reckoning!
After Carnival of Monsters, unincorporated North SlamTown was given sovereignty and renamed Monster Town. All monsters are given right of return from #SlamTown. Including the newly transformed PizzaFace?
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Produced by Marco v Dave Reckoning!
More like Meteor Man, amirite?
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
More like Meteor Man, amirite?
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12/5 DECEMBER UNDERGROUND [WRESTLING]
Mighty Mayra v @larafrazier.bsky.social
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
#Oakland is #SlamTown
Tix on eventbrite
www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...
Doors 7:30ish / show 8ish
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
Mighty Mayra v @larafrazier.bsky.social
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
#Oakland is #SlamTown
Tix on eventbrite
www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...
Doors 7:30ish / show 8ish
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
12/5 DECEMBER UNDERGROUND [WRESTLING]
Mighty Mayra v @larafrazier.bsky.social
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
#Oakland is #SlamTown
Tix on eventbrite
www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...
Doors 7:30ish / show 8ish
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
Mighty Mayra v @larafrazier.bsky.social
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
#Oakland is #SlamTown
Tix on eventbrite
www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...
Doors 7:30ish / show 8ish
21+ #dontbringyourfnkids
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@fullqueer.bsky.social has a lot to be thankful for! Join us today as we have our last beer bust of the year with #lonestarsf
4pm-8pm $15 all u can drink beer/soda along with some tasty treats we will provide! Any food donations will be given to the SF Food Bank
4pm-8pm $15 all u can drink beer/soda along with some tasty treats we will provide! Any food donations will be given to the SF Food Bank
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@fullqueer.bsky.social has a lot to be thankful for! Join us today as we have our last beer bust of the year with #lonestarsf
4pm-8pm $15 all u can drink beer/soda along with some tasty treats we will provide! Any food donations will be given to the SF Food Bank
4pm-8pm $15 all u can drink beer/soda along with some tasty treats we will provide! Any food donations will be given to the SF Food Bank
Reposted by Cerealman
Cereal Man dropped a literal meteor on Astro Knox.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
#Hoodslam #SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Cereal Man dropped a literal meteor on Astro Knox.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
#Hoodslam #SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Meme mugging with @elcerealman.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Meme mugging with @elcerealman.bsky.social
Reposted by Cerealman
Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
THE FIGHT FOR NORTH SLAMTOWN - EP2// CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS
YouTube video by SlamTown
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
Reposted by Cerealman
Nurse Ratchet fights pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nurse Ratchet fights pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
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1. We are ruled by a group of pedophiles that I refuse to call a cabal because cabals work in the fucking shadows, this was all out in the open. The entire ruling class knew what was happening they talked about it openly and none of them cared.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
1. We are ruled by a group of pedophiles that I refuse to call a cabal because cabals work in the fucking shadows, this was all out in the open. The entire ruling class knew what was happening they talked about it openly and none of them cared.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed