The ICE crusher
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Immigration Attorney: I crush ICE.
Pulp fiction author: buy my books
Film guy 📽️: videostore manager from '03 to '12
NOT A SNITCH.
Pulp fiction author: buy my books
Film guy 📽️: videostore manager from '03 to '12
NOT A SNITCH.
I am going to eat another of these christmas-vested owls.
I think my cookie is supposed to be a Christmas tree, but it looks more like an owl and a Christmas vest.
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am going to eat another of these christmas-vested owls.
The enemies list takes on a whole different vibe when you have to periodically check in with the ACLU to make sure you're not on the list yet.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The enemies list takes on a whole different vibe when you have to periodically check in with the ACLU to make sure you're not on the list yet.
Frankly, I view social media as a psyop (a pretty good one too, I mean I love posting!) because it acts as a release valve so people can pretend to be active while they spend all day on line buttering their own toast.
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Frankly, I view social media as a psyop (a pretty good one too, I mean I love posting!) because it acts as a release valve so people can pretend to be active while they spend all day on line buttering their own toast.
Since I didn't receive a call from the ACLU, I did not make the first enemies list of immigration attorneys. That's good. It means I can continue working hard to help people.
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Since I didn't receive a call from the ACLU, I did not make the first enemies list of immigration attorneys. That's good. It means I can continue working hard to help people.
Narrator: he never ended up on the government's enemy list.
If I'm gonna end up on a government's enemies list, I'd be honored as fuck if this is how I did it. Let's fucking dance, Pam. I got a whole first amendment to shove up your ass.
It's hard to fathom but we are now *here* on this path to fascism.
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Narrator: he never ended up on the government's enemy list.
Office Christmas collage of portraits of myself and my employees stacked to look like a Christmas tree.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Office Christmas collage of portraits of myself and my employees stacked to look like a Christmas tree.
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Why are Hamilton and Jacott popping up in these latter-day Baumbach movies, but not Eigeman? I want to see the boys back together one last time.
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why are Hamilton and Jacott popping up in these latter-day Baumbach movies, but not Eigeman? I want to see the boys back together one last time.
Decided that if I wanted to bring back the days on social media that I used to enjoy, gonna contribute a bit more myself.
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Decided that if I wanted to bring back the days on social media that I used to enjoy, gonna contribute a bit more myself.
Buddy’s tumor was benign. Let’s celebrate Buddy!
My best friend in the whole world and Bluesky’s favorite puppy has major surgery tomorrow. Good vibes for Buddy!
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Buddy’s tumor was benign. Let’s celebrate Buddy!
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“Like a cat prisoner in a monkey guardroom/I have tried in my way to be free.”
Cat is brought in as a prisoner to the monkey guardroom, 1630s. By David Teniers, whose day is today.
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Like a cat prisoner in a monkey guardroom/I have tried in my way to be free.”
I think my cookie is supposed to be a Christmas tree, but it looks more like an owl and a Christmas vest.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think my cookie is supposed to be a Christmas tree, but it looks more like an owl and a Christmas vest.
Back in the office. Looks like I am going to finish up for real. Currently coasting toward the holiday. Hooray.
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Back in the office. Looks like I am going to finish up for real. Currently coasting toward the holiday. Hooray.
Office sunset Saturday special edition.
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Office sunset Saturday special edition.
Spent all day in the office today. I have now completed all my deadlines left for the year. While I don't go on vacation until the 22nd, I am stress free for the next week. Feels excellent.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Spent all day in the office today. I have now completed all my deadlines left for the year. While I don't go on vacation until the 22nd, I am stress free for the next week. Feels excellent.
I'm going to represent an 11 year old before the immigration court. So fucking crazy.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm going to represent an 11 year old before the immigration court. So fucking crazy.
Been on a conference call with Beijing for an hour. Wish I spoke Chinese. Driving me crazy not knowing what they are saying.
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Been on a conference call with Beijing for an hour. Wish I spoke Chinese. Driving me crazy not knowing what they are saying.
Beautiful one tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Beautiful one tonight.
Installed a ring camera
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Installed a ring camera
Münchausen syndrome. Solved. You’re welcome.
Jordan Peterson is finally home after a month in ICU, but his daughter says recovery has been “slow” and doctors still don’t fully know what’s going on.
Jordan Peterson Health Update: Daughter Says Recovery Remains Slow After Month in ICU
Mikhaila Fuller, daughter of Dr. Jordan Peterson, provided an update this week about her father’s extended illness.
churchleaders.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Münchausen syndrome. Solved. You’re welcome.
He's running.
I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He's running.
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
Buddy made it through his surgery okay. Merry Christmas everybody.
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Buddy made it through his surgery okay. Merry Christmas everybody.
I once filmed at a location in Pasadena next to this guy's house and he was a huge dick. Kept demanding money. Would have his gardeners make as much money as possible to disrupt the shoot. Shouldn't he have been more pro-showbusiness. What a jerk.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I once filmed at a location in Pasadena next to this guy's house and he was a huge dick. Kept demanding money. Would have his gardeners make as much money as possible to disrupt the shoot. Shouldn't he have been more pro-showbusiness. What a jerk.
Success!
I’m representing a young man from Kenya who I really like and admire for how much he’s accomplished at a young age. Fingers crossed I get him his green card.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Success!
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