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They're going to do a Bay of Pigs to try to break this guy out. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...
Bolsonaro to Start Serving 27-Year Sentence Over Coup Plot
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I want to spend just one day living inside Trump's brain. What a singular and fascinating thing millions of years of evolution has managed to produce.
Incredible and not in a good way.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Still haven't gotten any feedback on this. Has Baumbach discussed it? Will we be seeing future characters named after his father's other contemporaries? Will Adam Driver, Ben Stiller, and Carlos Jacott be co-starring in his FC2 movie?
Went through the trouble of starting a new account just to point out Sandler’s character in JAY KELLY is named “Ron Sukenick.” There’s nowhere else for me to put this observation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Apparently ELLA MCKAY was filmed in Rhode Island but it's set in "an unnamed state." Pure cowardice, Mr. Brooks. I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the Providence Journal when I get home.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Not sure when THE WORLD’S END became the movie I watch around my birthday every year, but it never gets old (even though I unfortunately do).
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The true Gen X stance was to tell your annoyed Boomer aunts and uncles that the Monkees were just as good as the Beatles.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I would have thought more magicians
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wasn’t thrilled my son dragged me to the new NOW YOU SEE ME but it was a joy watching Rosamund Pike make a twelve-course tasting menu out of the scenery.
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
No better statement of antifascism than "there will always be someone else" from TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We desperately need a higher class of gossip.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excited to see how this Mamdani/Trump news cycle plays out
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions (from L to R: Music guy, psycho, sports guy, joke guy)
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A headline so good I'll never read the article
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Joel is back on social media and posting about the weird sandwich from DAVE.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
But of all these, DAVE was the only one to ask, "what if the President made a weird sandwich?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
AMERICAN CANTO is such a great dumb-person title for a book. Like something Sean Pen would call his memoirs.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Honda Days just don't feel especially happy this year.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Weird as it seems, some men would not be proud of their 11-year-old son for hearing the word "rutabaga" and immediately launching into a serviceable Bernadette Peters impression from INTO THE WOODS.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Reposted
like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
While offline, did I miss any crazy OBAA discourse? Pynchon heads picketing the premiere, shouting “Where are the thanatoids?” at PTA as he races across the red carpet?
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Rainy season is here
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Went through the trouble of starting a new account just to point out Sandler’s character in JAY KELLY is named “Ron Sukenick.” There’s nowhere else for me to put this observation.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM