The ICE crusher
@eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social
Immigration Attorney: I crush ICE.
Pulp fiction author: buy my books
Film guy 📽️: videostore manager from '03 to '12
NOT A SNITCH.
Pulp fiction author: buy my books
Film guy 📽️: videostore manager from '03 to '12
NOT A SNITCH.
Decided that if I wanted to bring back the days on social media that I used to enjoy, gonna contribute a bit more myself.
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Decided that if I wanted to bring back the days on social media that I used to enjoy, gonna contribute a bit more myself.
Buddy’s tumor was benign. Let’s celebrate Buddy!
My best friend in the whole world and Bluesky’s favorite puppy has major surgery tomorrow. Good vibes for Buddy!
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Buddy’s tumor was benign. Let’s celebrate Buddy!
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“Like a cat prisoner in a monkey guardroom/I have tried in my way to be free.”
Cat is brought in as a prisoner to the monkey guardroom, 1630s. By David Teniers, whose day is today.
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Like a cat prisoner in a monkey guardroom/I have tried in my way to be free.”
I think my cookie is supposed to be a Christmas tree, but it looks more like an owl and a Christmas vest.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think my cookie is supposed to be a Christmas tree, but it looks more like an owl and a Christmas vest.
Back in the office. Looks like I am going to finish up for real. Currently coasting toward the holiday. Hooray.
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Back in the office. Looks like I am going to finish up for real. Currently coasting toward the holiday. Hooray.
Office sunset Saturday special edition.
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Office sunset Saturday special edition.
Spent all day in the office today. I have now completed all my deadlines left for the year. While I don't go on vacation until the 22nd, I am stress free for the next week. Feels excellent.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Spent all day in the office today. I have now completed all my deadlines left for the year. While I don't go on vacation until the 22nd, I am stress free for the next week. Feels excellent.
I'm going to represent an 11 year old before the immigration court. So fucking crazy.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm going to represent an 11 year old before the immigration court. So fucking crazy.
Been on a conference call with Beijing for an hour. Wish I spoke Chinese. Driving me crazy not knowing what they are saying.
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Been on a conference call with Beijing for an hour. Wish I spoke Chinese. Driving me crazy not knowing what they are saying.
Beautiful one tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Beautiful one tonight.
Installed a ring camera
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Installed a ring camera
Münchausen syndrome. Solved. You’re welcome.
Jordan Peterson is finally home after a month in ICU, but his daughter says recovery has been “slow” and doctors still don’t fully know what’s going on.
Jordan Peterson Health Update: Daughter Says Recovery Remains Slow After Month in ICU
Mikhaila Fuller, daughter of Dr. Jordan Peterson, provided an update this week about her father’s extended illness.
churchleaders.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Münchausen syndrome. Solved. You’re welcome.
He's running.
I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He's running.
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
Buddy made it through his surgery okay. Merry Christmas everybody.
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Buddy made it through his surgery okay. Merry Christmas everybody.
I once filmed at a location in Pasadena next to this guy's house and he was a huge dick. Kept demanding money. Would have his gardeners make as much money as possible to disrupt the shoot. Shouldn't he have been more pro-showbusiness. What a jerk.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I once filmed at a location in Pasadena next to this guy's house and he was a huge dick. Kept demanding money. Would have his gardeners make as much money as possible to disrupt the shoot. Shouldn't he have been more pro-showbusiness. What a jerk.
Success!
I’m representing a young man from Kenya who I really like and admire for how much he’s accomplished at a young age. Fingers crossed I get him his green card.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Success!
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I have to be downtown at 6:45 AM for a meeting with ICE. I will never not get angry at how early they said these stupid meetings.
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have to be downtown at 6:45 AM for a meeting with ICE. I will never not get angry at how early they said these stupid meetings.
One more sunset.
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
One more sunset.
I think my dog having surgery tomorrow is making me cranky.
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think my dog having surgery tomorrow is making me cranky.
Some milquetoast screenwriting mediocrity claiming that 'real writers are on the enemies list' can be assured that he has done nothing to be on the enemies list. Leave that list to us, the fighters and go write another marvel knock off, you bum.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Some milquetoast screenwriting mediocrity claiming that 'real writers are on the enemies list' can be assured that he has done nothing to be on the enemies list. Leave that list to us, the fighters and go write another marvel knock off, you bum.
Not much love on Bluesky for Buddy. Sad time!
My best friend in the whole world and Bluesky’s favorite puppy has major surgery tomorrow. Good vibes for Buddy!
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not much love on Bluesky for Buddy. Sad time!
My best friend in the whole world and Bluesky’s favorite puppy has major surgery tomorrow. Good vibes for Buddy!
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My best friend in the whole world and Bluesky’s favorite puppy has major surgery tomorrow. Good vibes for Buddy!
Sometimes I have to work really hard to finish something before a paralegal goes on vacation. Not my favorite scenario.
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sometimes I have to work really hard to finish something before a paralegal goes on vacation. Not my favorite scenario.