Dykehotomy
@dykehotomy.bsky.social
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sapphic dumbass 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
occasionally 🔞
any pronouns
sapphic dumbass 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
occasionally 🔞
any pronouns
gamers: cant believe this brand new game doesnt run on my 8 year old computer, it doesnt even look GOOD enough to run this badly
while the poor game is trying its best to push 55 fps at 4k ultrawide with three extra monitors running discord, spotify, 75+ firefox tabs on outdated graphics drivers.
while the poor game is trying its best to push 55 fps at 4k ultrawide with three extra monitors running discord, spotify, 75+ firefox tabs on outdated graphics drivers.
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
gamers: cant believe this brand new game doesnt run on my 8 year old computer, it doesnt even look GOOD enough to run this badly
while the poor game is trying its best to push 55 fps at 4k ultrawide with three extra monitors running discord, spotify, 75+ firefox tabs on outdated graphics drivers.
while the poor game is trying its best to push 55 fps at 4k ultrawide with three extra monitors running discord, spotify, 75+ firefox tabs on outdated graphics drivers.
they should give me a job just for being hot
April 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
they should give me a job just for being hot
every time you fuck your dick gets smaller, every time you get fucked your dick gets bigger
April 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
every time you fuck your dick gets smaller, every time you get fucked your dick gets bigger
If only my dad knew ENA:dream bbq and Madoka magica magia exedra BOTH released on his birthday. Woulda been the best 73rd birthday ever
March 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If only my dad knew ENA:dream bbq and Madoka magica magia exedra BOTH released on his birthday. Woulda been the best 73rd birthday ever
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more dress up with leon :^)
March 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
more dress up with leon :^)
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we really love the design of mechs in the Power Dolls series
November 28, 2024 at 6:21 AM
we really love the design of mechs in the Power Dolls series
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November 18, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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felt an indescribable urge to post tgirl shoulders
June 2, 2024 at 9:32 PM
felt an indescribable urge to post tgirl shoulders
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i need to bug my twitter moots to move over here already
May 7, 2024 at 9:48 AM
i need to bug my twitter moots to move over here already
on the toilet. straight up “pissing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My dick
May 6, 2024 at 9:36 PM
on the toilet. straight up “pissing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My dick
my goal in life is to be a model for figure drawing, hold a jojo pose, and someone will eventually blurt out: “is that a motherfucking jojo’s reference??”
May 6, 2024 at 8:02 PM
my goal in life is to be a model for figure drawing, hold a jojo pose, and someone will eventually blurt out: “is that a motherfucking jojo’s reference??”
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Gertrud ist schon bei den Silvestervorbereitungen. Sie ist ja eher für Bling-Bling statt für damenhafte Dezenz, aber soll Se! Ich gönne ihr den Spaß.
December 29, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Gertrud ist schon bei den Silvestervorbereitungen. Sie ist ja eher für Bling-Bling statt für damenhafte Dezenz, aber soll Se! Ich gönne ihr den Spaß.
i shoulda bought myself a nice matcha set for Christmas
December 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM
i shoulda bought myself a nice matcha set for Christmas
they shouldve put an in-n-out in cyberpunk 2077
August 24, 2023 at 7:55 PM
they shouldve put an in-n-out in cyberpunk 2077
in my bottom era and hating it
August 23, 2023 at 6:54 AM
in my bottom era and hating it
dumb sluts forget to take their estrogen shots
August 16, 2023 at 8:29 AM
dumb sluts forget to take their estrogen shots
no thoughts head empty
August 15, 2023 at 4:57 AM
no thoughts head empty