DW
@dwillbanks.bsky.social
Watcher of old horror and bad sci-fi. Most likely to quote Star Wars/Marvel/Twister in any given conversation.
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@dwillbanks.bsky.social
· Aug 13
Bringing back this guy cause hurricane season is upon us.
Own a real flashlight, America.
Own a real flashlight, America.
Get several. Make sure the batteries are good. Keep your phone charged. Have some drinking water stashed.
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Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
‘OK, who phasered the viewing screen AGAIN?’
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
‘OK, who phasered the viewing screen AGAIN?’
Nananananananana Batman #metvbatman
a man dressed as batman stands in front of a scope
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nananananananana Batman #metvbatman
See y’all in St Louis…g’night everybody #svengoolie
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December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
See y’all in St Louis…g’night everybody #svengoolie
Duel next week! Hurray! #svengoolie
a man is driving a car down a desert road
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December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Duel next week! Hurray! #svengoolie
And cue the happy ending music… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
And cue the happy ending music… #svengoolie
Guess they are going to have a find a new wedding venue #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Guess they are going to have a find a new wedding venue #svengoolie
I miss something, or did she pass out again? #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I miss something, or did she pass out again? #svengoolie
I know I told here no bachelorette party - mom probably #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know I told here no bachelorette party - mom probably #svengoolie
They’re a well dressed bunch for a group chasing a mummy around town #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They’re a well dressed bunch for a group chasing a mummy around town #svengoolie
Dogs are barking off-screen and are therefore the smart ones in this film #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dogs are barking off-screen and are therefore the smart ones in this film #svengoolie
And now I want this movie #svengoolie
So, he's a weremummy? #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And now I want this movie #svengoolie
This being a Universal film, I’m fairly certain the moon is always full… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This being a Universal film, I’m fairly certain the moon is always full… #svengoolie
Dude, he’s a mummy. Pretty sure bullets don’t work. #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dude, he’s a mummy. Pretty sure bullets don’t work. #svengoolie
“Don’t look in the basement” is the name of my autobiography #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Don’t look in the basement” is the name of my autobiography #svengoolie
Scarily, add a tv and that could be a living room from 70s #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Scarily, add a tv and that could be a living room from 70s #svengoolie
…well, there were tana leaves and howling and this wrapped up guy wandering around. You know, a normal dig… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
…well, there were tana leaves and howling and this wrapped up guy wandering around. You know, a normal dig… #svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is on and yes I am watching it
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December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is on and yes I am watching it
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Water your tree.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Water your tree.
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This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
And if they had been good, perhaps a microwave oven
Did the food replicator on the Enterprise really work or was it secretly a bunch of ensigns inside the bulkhead doing their best with a teapot and a little range?
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And if they had been good, perhaps a microwave oven