DaveyGandthe
@daveygandthe.bsky.social
I am a writer. #Orioles, #Ravens #Svengoolie punk rock, GenXer. Whatever. He/him/his/word
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DaveyGandthe
@daveygandthe.bsky.social
· Dec 27
The Man in The Clock is my new DIY emo sci fi novel!
“I heard a noise down the hall but tried to ignore it…”
It’s 2005…
At the Kauna Lai Clock Tower, the rent is cheap, the location is amazing, and you can’t beat the view.
Order now!
davecookson.tripod.com/TheManIntheC...
“I heard a noise down the hall but tried to ignore it…”
It’s 2005…
At the Kauna Lai Clock Tower, the rent is cheap, the location is amazing, and you can’t beat the view.
Order now!
davecookson.tripod.com/TheManIntheC...
I nominate today as the shittiest day thus far.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I nominate today as the shittiest day thus far.
On Thanksgiving my football team fumbled the ball while running into the end zone, and it wound up being a touchback for the other team.
Just thinking of this, for no reason at all.
Just thinking of this, for no reason at all.
One month from today, 22 MILLION Americans will see their health care premiums rise by an average of 114% thanks to Donald Trump and Republicans.
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On Thanksgiving my football team fumbled the ball while running into the end zone, and it wound up being a touchback for the other team.
Just thinking of this, for no reason at all.
Just thinking of this, for no reason at all.
Reminds me, I have to put my 'Fuck Ice' sticker on my car. I've had it for about a month, just haven't gotten around to it yet.
remember that your ring doorbell starts using face recognition on every face it sees today :)
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Reminds me, I have to put my 'Fuck Ice' sticker on my car. I've had it for about a month, just haven't gotten around to it yet.
I think I fell for a fake Joe Walsh account. I got a notification follow and then I followed him back and then he messaged me. Now that account is deleted.
Just a heads up. It seems to be happening a lot over here.
Just a heads up. It seems to be happening a lot over here.
Dear Senator Cassidy,
“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.
Best,
Your Former Congressional Colleague
“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.
Best,
Your Former Congressional Colleague
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think I fell for a fake Joe Walsh account. I got a notification follow and then I followed him back and then he messaged me. Now that account is deleted.
Just a heads up. It seems to be happening a lot over here.
Just a heads up. It seems to be happening a lot over here.
Last day. Added on words, wrote an ending that's pretty damn good. The novel is called 'Unpersons' and it is in the vein of Caroline Kepnes' 'You,' tho that is not what I was trying for. 57k. I had no idea what I was going to write when I started. But here I am. #NaNoWriMo Winner
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Last day. Added on words, wrote an ending that's pretty damn good. The novel is called 'Unpersons' and it is in the vein of Caroline Kepnes' 'You,' tho that is not what I was trying for. 57k. I had no idea what I was going to write when I started. But here I am. #NaNoWriMo Winner
Maybe the 2nd or 3rd movie I ever saw in a theatre.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Maybe the 2nd or 3rd movie I ever saw in a theatre.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
They started playing Crazy Train and Mike just got pumped up and freed himself. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
They started playing Crazy Train and Mike just got pumped up and freed himself. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
Bobby was a racecar driver.
He drove so goddamn fast.
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
He drove so goddamn fast.
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
a man wearing a helmet playing a guitar in front of a microphone
Alt: a man wearing a helmet playing a guitar in front of a microphone
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Bobby was a racecar driver.
He drove so goddamn fast.
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
He drove so goddamn fast.
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It's funny because Bill is actually a pretty decent interviewer. Nosti is deliberately awkward. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's funny because Bill is actually a pretty decent interviewer. Nosti is deliberately awkward. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
So.... Wally from Leave it to Beaver married into the Brady family but he really sucks and lost his job but in a twist, Beaver and Whitey save the day when they rob a bank. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So.... Wally from Leave it to Beaver married into the Brady family but he really sucks and lost his job but in a twist, Beaver and Whitey save the day when they rob a bank. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
Maybe if Wally had played ball and done a little more work and really stepped up, he wouldn't have to hide his failure to his inlaws. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Maybe if Wally had played ball and done a little more work and really stepped up, he wouldn't have to hide his failure to his inlaws. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Are there any people working at a job where they aren't....screwing around with the boss? #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Are there any people working at a job where they aren't....screwing around with the boss? #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This movie is funny because everyone is older and they have gray hair and live comfortable upper middle class lives. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This movie is funny because everyone is older and they have gray hair and live comfortable upper middle class lives. #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
I really only watch Star Trek. Which I miss when it's not on. #Metvstartrek #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
Thing is....
It's probably no worse than an average episode.
That's what scares me.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
It's probably no worse than an average episode.
That's what scares me.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I really only watch Star Trek. Which I miss when it's not on. #Metvstartrek #Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
Thing is....
It's probably no worse than an average episode.
That's what scares me.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
It's probably no worse than an average episode.
That's what scares me.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Thing is....
It's probably no worse than an average episode.
That's what scares me.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
It's probably no worse than an average episode.
That's what scares me.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM