Derek B
@dumbdrywaller.bsky.social
Pet food taster, bass player, guitar fixer
@happylittlecloudsband
@happylittlecloudsband
That’s a ten gallon hat on a five gallon head
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That’s a ten gallon hat on a five gallon head
First time, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
First time, Charlie Brown?
"You promised me, Lord, that you would walk with me always. Why, when I have needed you most,
have you not been there for me?"
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, my child, is when I gave you a piggyback ride.”
have you not been there for me?"
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, my child, is when I gave you a piggyback ride.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"You promised me, Lord, that you would walk with me always. Why, when I have needed you most,
have you not been there for me?"
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, my child, is when I gave you a piggyback ride.”
have you not been there for me?"
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, my child, is when I gave you a piggyback ride.”
My guy is a bit too young for trick or treating, but we will get em next year. Sorry Jet!
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My guy is a bit too young for trick or treating, but we will get em next year. Sorry Jet!
It was me. I put the ram in the ramalamadingdong.
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It was me. I put the ram in the ramalamadingdong.
Happy Horse Fucking Eve to those who celebrate.
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy Horse Fucking Eve to those who celebrate.
This guy is trying to replace stealth for speed and I for one applaud him for it.
October 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This guy is trying to replace stealth for speed and I for one applaud him for it.
I’ve always believed that I have balded gracefully, like Bruce Willis or Jason Statham.
I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!
Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding
In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.
www.gq.com
September 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve always believed that I have balded gracefully, like Bruce Willis or Jason Statham.
Patriots red throwbacks and Bucs creamsicle unis? What a day!
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Patriots red throwbacks and Bucs creamsicle unis? What a day!
Is this post meant for Shrek?
September 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is this post meant for Shrek?
Reposted by Derek B
Neighbor's teen son: "I got a new Onewheel, wanna try it?"
Me (taking off): "Onewheel? More like FUN.."
8 months later, me in full body cast, coming out of coma: "...wheel"
Me (taking off): "Onewheel? More like FUN.."
8 months later, me in full body cast, coming out of coma: "...wheel"
August 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Neighbor's teen son: "I got a new Onewheel, wanna try it?"
Me (taking off): "Onewheel? More like FUN.."
8 months later, me in full body cast, coming out of coma: "...wheel"
Me (taking off): "Onewheel? More like FUN.."
8 months later, me in full body cast, coming out of coma: "...wheel"
I love walking through the airport wheeling my tiny carry on luggage like a dandy. A real fancy boy.
August 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love walking through the airport wheeling my tiny carry on luggage like a dandy. A real fancy boy.
Ugh so early in the series.
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ugh so early in the series.
I was three—I drove myself home (not smart), had lunch, and slept for 14 hours straight.
Hope all is well!!
Hope all is well!!
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was three—I drove myself home (not smart), had lunch, and slept for 14 hours straight.
Hope all is well!!
Hope all is well!!
Also extremely claustrophobic and had to get an MRI on my brain (they put your head in a box) and I was so whacked out on Xanax the only response I could muster to any question was “no man, rock n roll.”
July 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Also extremely claustrophobic and had to get an MRI on my brain (they put your head in a box) and I was so whacked out on Xanax the only response I could muster to any question was “no man, rock n roll.”
Reposted by Derek B
Hell yeah. Crossover event of the summer.
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hell yeah. Crossover event of the summer.
Man I know I’m getting old sitting here on a Friday night thinking “I should probably pick up a set of forstner bits this weekend.”
June 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Man I know I’m getting old sitting here on a Friday night thinking “I should probably pick up a set of forstner bits this weekend.”
Reposted by Derek B
Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers
I’m annoyed the thing I ordered at 11pm last night won’t be here until 4-7pm today. Life is bullshit.
May 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m annoyed the thing I ordered at 11pm last night won’t be here until 4-7pm today. Life is bullshit.
“Friend” seems to indicate someone you are in regular contact with. If I was forced to do that with an extra dozen people I would just walk into the sea.
May 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Friend” seems to indicate someone you are in regular contact with. If I was forced to do that with an extra dozen people I would just walk into the sea.
“Mark” is the best name to have in Massachusetts. Or “Marc.”
May 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Mark” is the best name to have in Massachusetts. Or “Marc.”