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american idol s11 superstar

video games | pro wrestling | manic rambling
hobbiest gamedev | actual programmer

in a parasocial relationship with chef john from foodwishes DOT com🎵
more liek "whack friday" am i right
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i was up trying to imagine fun thanksgiving apps like "turkey in a blanket" or some kind of cute crostini set-up, but all the traditional items don't feel like they lend themselves to very good gimmick appetizers.

you can really only make slop (complimentary) casseroles with the ingredients
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Wrestler drawings! Still available! I don’t do them frequently but they’re still very much A Thing 🤼

www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
free idea: Tetrisphere-themed drag performance
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
what if James Cameron in his little submarine accidentally cuts the Trans-Atlantic fiber cable as a treat?
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
this heres barrel aged bong water
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I think the segment where Anthony Ogogo condemned the US track record on racism & healthcare and we were supposed to rally behind Cody's weak retorts like BOOO THAT'S HEEL TALK USA USA USA is the lowest-ever moment in AEW storytelling, lmao. If I ever catch a whiff of that stink again I bounce
his storyline against Anthony Ogogo where it became about America vs England was so wild to run
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I swear folks will complain about their algorithms and then never block or hide anything from their feed

they work pretty well when you engage with them, but it's silly that algorithmic feeds get so much hate. how else would they show you content?!
pork you can't just block people who say stupid shit to you in replies

to this I say yeah it's cool and legal
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
John Cena becoming a "grand slam champion" in his last 3 matches or w/e is exactly the same energy as Zack Ryder winning the title for a day at Wrestlemania. it's a meaningless statistic 🤼
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ah man shit I didn't watch the recent Bond but you're telling me he did in fact have time to die?
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
325 fahrenheit is a goated temperature to preheat your oven to
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
no one tell my health insurance but i plan to eat enough fried chicken to stop my heart soon
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
we have Sim City 3000 mayor

when do we get Victoria 2 mayor
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
lizard solidarity
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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playing the re4 remake and the little guy not having a napoleon hat is pissing me off
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think it's safe to say that Hideo Kojima is one of our most important leftist artists

(please don't @ me about anything that happened in Peace Walker)
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
we have been treating the insane things Christians believe with kid's gloves far too long

they're freaks and if you're a Christian you're partially responsible for continuing the toxicity
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
retcon ur life
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM