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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · Jan 9

Although I’m sure many religions would disagree, busting a cum while stoned and on muscle relaxers, drinking a big cup of chamomile tea afterwards, and then sleeping for 11 hours is a top 3 human experience.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 14h

(gorilla furiously making hand signals) COMPUTER YES GIVE FUCK COMPUTER HORNY YES SEX COMPUTER SEXY COMPUTER SMART FUCK GIVE COMPUTER SEX FUCK YES NEED COMPUTER HORNY FUCK PLEASE YES COMPUTER

The Verge @theverge.com · 17h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 18h

What if Marilyn Monroe was in Game of Thrones?

What if you were instantly forgotten after you died because you created nothing of value and never left a lasting positive impression on anyone, not even your family.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 18h

I’m so glad we invested all the money in our entire economy into magic bullshit machines.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 18h

What if Marilyn Monroe was in Game of Thrones?

What if you were instantly forgotten after you died because you created nothing of value and never left a lasting positive impression on anyone, not even your family.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 18h

All these AI people should be given shovels and forced to dig ditches until they come up with ideas that don’t suck absolute dog shit

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 18h

All the people who develop, market, and use AI are the least creative people on the planet.

This trillion dollar machine can put a long dead celeb into a nearly dead franchise? That’s fucking stupid! You’re stupid! You have bad ideas and they’re not even worth the Monopoly money!

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · Jan 16

Charlie Brown saying, “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power.”

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 21h

Q: Best way to smoke ribs?
A:

Hammerhead looking Star Wars character Slowen Lo, making a wordplay about smoking ribs (slow and low (long duration, low temperature))

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 22h

Bro, you’re soothing the hoes

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

You’re telling me this AM is Trans?

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

The terrorist, Aunt Tifa

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

I love world culinary history so much.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I play Wikipedia roulette and look up a country or culture, my immediate three questions are:
1) what’s their bbq situation?
2) what kind of booze do they make and drink?
3) what’s their version of boiled dough with filling?

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 7d

I would be such an amazing financial boondoggle for a three letter agency. Say the word and I will waste all of your money indefinitely and that’s a promise.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

100 gun battles in a trenchcoat and they all whip ass

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Josh Crews @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · Mar 16

Frankenstein's monster smoke break by Ito.
#comics #art #film

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

If there were more team make-out breaks in American baseball, it would be the most watched sport the world over

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

He should’ve made friends with the mold. I did and it gifted me abilities both divine and infernal

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 5d

gn

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

Sinners was pretty disappointing given the hype. Tone was all over the place. The most compelling stuff was in the first half of the film. Lots of interesting ideas with music and religion/spirituality and race that should’ve been explored much deeper. The vampires were the least interesting part.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

Out: Nice Tits
In:

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 4d

Georgius Floppers

Luxembourg, Church and Civil Registration, 1601-1923

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · Apr 4

It’s FUCK WORK Friday. If you’re working today, you better SLACK, unless you’re doing something that actually benefits society in which case hell yeah keep it up

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

Getting head so good my circadian rhythm starts doing the Purdie Shuffle

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

As an aside, the Cow Tools comic was published in 1982 & at the time it was a totally normal thing to call up the newspaper office to demand an explanation of a joke you didn’t get. If enough people didn’t get the joke, the cartoonist had to publicly explain it with a press release.

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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