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Dr Paul M

@drpaulm.bsky.social

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Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text.

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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 3h

I tell ya, they're hopping mad

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 3h

They're confused by democrats who

Don't suckle from their superPACs
Have spines
Don't repeat republican talking points
Do things
Don't expect strongly worded letters to do the heavy lifting

Remember kids, the D in Democrat means Defender of the constitution.

The R in republican means Royalist.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 4h

@fetterman.senate.gov

This could have been you, dude.

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11h

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News!
www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

Squad 2.0: Meet America's next wave of radical Democrats shaping the party's future

Progressive Democrats, including Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, have emerged as the new generation of candidates responding to President Donald Trump's second term.

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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 4h

Brian Killmeade. A man who does not deserve the D

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 13h

And just like that, I knew what my zoom meeting background picture was going to be for the rest of my life

ZOOM MEETINGS ARE BASICALLY MODERN SEANCES.

"ELIZABETH ARE YOU HERE?"

"MAKE A SOUND IF YOU CAN HEAR US."

"IS ANYONE ELSE WITH YOU?'

"WE CAN'T SEE YOU, CAN YOU HEAR US?"

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

Saga length or gtfo

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something

Alt: bugs bunny says 'Nooo'

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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

Get well soon. What did you do?

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

On January 9, 1493, Christopher Columbus wrote this entry about manatees into his journal, mistaking them for mermaids:

"They are not as beautiful as they are painted, since in some ways they have a face like a man"

Crimes not even Benedict Arnold would commit were Columbus' hobbies.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

Don't use words the popo don't know. But seriously, sham investigations of your opponents only makes them more vocal when the enquiry closes empty-handed. Machiavelli said befriend people, or destroy them utterly: No half measures. Ms Thorpe is getting under their skin, and should keep going.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

The revolution was live-streamed.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

One pop music act being compared to another pop music act seems fine. Its not like he compared her to a poet or a composer. Imho they're both mid.

Reminder that Paul McCartney wrote this lyric:

'There was a girl who loved a biker
She used to follow him ′cross America
But the biker didn't like her'

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

The same is true for political office...

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

Then, my good Sir, you aren't making cider. My countrymen were making cider long before the romans arrived with their fancy-pants wine.
I can send you some recipes if you have a pressure barrel, it'll be better than any industrial ethanol with carbonated water and fruit flavouring.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

What OG did you start with, and what SG dis you end up with.

Its very very easy to make methanol.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

You get +1 to wisdom if you do

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 1d

Making cider without fermentation will be a good trick.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Jared Leto: consistently wildly unpopular

Also, obscuring the swears like this did not fool the AI.

Samon Without The L @Samon.... 1d
Ranking the 4 best live action film jokers of all time:
1: Heath Ledger
2: Joaquin Phoenix
3: Jack Nicholson
4: Cesar Romero

JARED LETO @JaredLeto
5. There's been 5 live action film Jokers. But fuck me, right?

nexxdoor
Yeah fuck you

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Anglo Saxons: arrived in America 500 years after the Vikings left

Also Anglo Saxons: immigrants should go home

They're consistent, at least.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Anglo Saxons: arrived in the British isles 150 years after the Romans left.

Also Anglo Saxons: immigrants should go home.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Posse Kermitatus

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Shout out to my man Galileo Galilei, the original Atheist Proselyte:

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

Galileo Galilei, Letter to the Grand Duchess Christina of Lorraine, Regent of Tuscany.

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

Atheist proselytizers are the religious proselytizers I’m most likely to come into contact with and they’re just as annoying as all of the other ones I experience

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Did you mean that these old german men with dubious claims to the reins of power who are past their prime and are in the final stages of terminal illness, for whom the world will sigh their huge relief at their passing before quietly undoing all the damage they have done, have so much in common?

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

Understandable. There's sausages in it.

Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a piece of paper in front of him with the letter er on it

Alt: King Charles 'Sausage Fingers' Windsor III, signing a write of Habe-eus Freeman-Corpus. Let the sausages free!

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