Dr Paul M
@drpaulm.bsky.social
Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text.
Ah, i have circled the problem. You're out of touch. There's no such thing as an alpha male, and consequently no such thing as a beta male.
www.businessinsider.com/no-such-thin...
www.businessinsider.com/no-such-thin...
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Ah, i have circled the problem. You're out of touch. There's no such thing as an alpha male, and consequently no such thing as a beta male.
www.businessinsider.com/no-such-thin...
www.businessinsider.com/no-such-thin...
No no speed is your friend. Suddenly slowing down is scary.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
No no speed is your friend. Suddenly slowing down is scary.
The 3D printed meat is the healthiest part of the soup
![By the fall of 2009, Campbell's claimed it had lowered the sodium content in 50% of its soups range.[48] In March 2010, this claim was challenged; ABC News reported that the low-sodium variety of Campbell soup in fact contained the same amount of sodium as the regular variety, and that Campbell's Healthy Request soup contained more fat than the regular variety.[49] In July 2011, citing sinking sales, the company increased the salt content of its products again.[50]
In December 2009, Consumer Reports found that major canned food companies including Campbell's Soup were producing tinned products with bisphenol A (BPA) levels over 100 ppb in some cases;[51] the testing revealed that just one serving of canned food would exceed an expert's recommendation for daily exposure (0.2 micrograms per kg body weight per day).[51]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7al3765tg3dlhj6s5nmztxjl/bafkreibifopezv74cpj2he3x3g3ld2tu2dbxr2hw5co6gkr3d3ljq3kxqi@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The 3D printed meat is the healthiest part of the soup
Oh, won't their 'reputable chicken suppliers' step forward and save them? Anyone...anyone?
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Oh, won't their 'reputable chicken suppliers' step forward and save them? Anyone...anyone?
Soaking the base of a concrete pillar in vinegar rusts the rebar. As it rusts the rebar increases in size, cracking the concrete from within. Obviously this is be a terrible thing to do and I dont recommend it for fence posts because they could be easily snapped with a light blow from a hammer later
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Soaking the base of a concrete pillar in vinegar rusts the rebar. As it rusts the rebar increases in size, cracking the concrete from within. Obviously this is be a terrible thing to do and I dont recommend it for fence posts because they could be easily snapped with a light blow from a hammer later
Because its owned by Murdoch. Totally safe to ignore
![The Times is a British daily national newspaper based in London. It began in 1785 under the title The Daily Universal Register, adopting its modern name on 1 January 1788. The Times and its sister paper The Sunday Times (founded in 1821), are published by Times Media, since 1981 a subsidiary of News UK, in turn wholly owned by News Corp. The Times and The Sunday Times were founded independently and have had common ownership only since 1966.[2] It is considered a newspaper of record in the UK](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7al3765tg3dlhj6s5nmztxjl/bafkreifyjdputdjmt426ewgnepu5bsluwymtxij5yprmbifr2ccknepkvq@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Because its owned by Murdoch. Totally safe to ignore
Oh wow, would you look at that.
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh wow, would you look at that.
The rest of this reads:
...until you have fucked off so far that you actually circle the planet and have reached back here again, and when you do I might have calmed down enough to tell you what i really think about you.
...until you have fucked off so far that you actually circle the planet and have reached back here again, and when you do I might have calmed down enough to tell you what i really think about you.
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The rest of this reads:
...until you have fucked off so far that you actually circle the planet and have reached back here again, and when you do I might have calmed down enough to tell you what i really think about you.
...until you have fucked off so far that you actually circle the planet and have reached back here again, and when you do I might have calmed down enough to tell you what i really think about you.
Its a subtle message, but it's there.
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Its a subtle message, but it's there.
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nigel Farage, seen here experiencing an existential crisis.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Nigel Farage, seen here experiencing an existential crisis.
@sarahmillican.bsky.social your husband seems fun.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@sarahmillican.bsky.social your husband seems fun.
grab him by the nussy
October 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
grab him by the nussy
Correction: We are banned from the EU & UK because we can't give up our cookie habits, which is hurting our page view numbers and consequently our advertising revenue has to be topped up by subscriptions.
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Correction: We are banned from the EU & UK because we can't give up our cookie habits, which is hurting our page view numbers and consequently our advertising revenue has to be topped up by subscriptions.
And just like that, I knew what my zoom meeting background picture was going to be for the rest of my life
October 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And just like that, I knew what my zoom meeting background picture was going to be for the rest of my life
Jared Leto: consistently wildly unpopular
Also, obscuring the swears like this did not fool the AI.
Also, obscuring the swears like this did not fool the AI.
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Jared Leto: consistently wildly unpopular
Also, obscuring the swears like this did not fool the AI.
Also, obscuring the swears like this did not fool the AI.
Amen, sister. There's more of us than there are of them.
October 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Amen, sister. There's more of us than there are of them.
Never give up, your efforts are recognised, even if they result in abject failures.
October 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Never give up, your efforts are recognised, even if they result in abject failures.
We have reached peak clickbait
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We have reached peak clickbait
Really? I don't get to read one article before i have to install an app?
How about lolnope.
How about lolnope.
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Really? I don't get to read one article before i have to install an app?
How about lolnope.
How about lolnope.
Flashback to the last time Cuomo found out he didn't have any voters, only donors.
October 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Flashback to the last time Cuomo found out he didn't have any voters, only donors.