Dan Dukeson
doooks.com
Dan Dukeson
@doooks.com
Former mayor of various sandwich shops. Currently clean on OPSEC
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My man
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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We kept the receipts. These comments, taken together, paint a picture of the man he is today.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Get them exposed, expose and prosecute russian stooges for the Traitors they are .. sign this petition (UK citizens) clean up our democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Aston Martin gilet"
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The plan was leaked by the Russians and no one in America’s historically inept administration knew what anyone else was doing so people started getting behind it because they thought it was official policy.

Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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“Did Nathan Gill ever say anything you disagree with in return for his bribes from a Kremlin stooge?”

“Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?”

You can have those for nothing, lads.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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War Diary Day 1,367
Lviv: @realDonaldTrump’s peace plan is a Kremlin trap.

Like Nathan Gill, Trump is under the sway of Russian spies.

Ukraine fights on.

#VPDFO!
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Yeah, yeah, wolves using tools, it's all very interesting and opens up entirely new vistas of understanding canine intelligence.

But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Now do Farage
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Tribune is well worth a subscription if you are in Sheffield and value quality journalism
Excellent and courageous investigative journalism.
The fact that it is (apparently) legal to do this to people is utterly disgusting.
“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.”

Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?

www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... such a great song writer. Piles and piles and piles of Tom Petty.
Todd Snider, alt-country singer-songwriter of Alright Guy, dies aged 59
Influential musician who created Americana hits had recently been hospitalized with pneumonia
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The last time I heard a President getting booed like this was Ceausescu in 1989
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Ensuring the answer to this ridiculously important question stays permanently secret is the single most important priority of the tech industry right now, in terms of data / climate disclosures
...Also, what percentage of the AI and data center demand is being used for genuinely important functions (life-saving medical, scientific, or efficiency practices) and what percentage of the energy use is powering slop videos and bad Google search responses? I worry it is 10% valuable 90% junk,
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Everyone that put the punchline to the video in the YouTube title is going to hell. Don't say i didn't warn you
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Comet C/2025 A6 Lemmon imaged from Kielder Star Camp at Kielder Campsite last night. Phone-only processed stack of half a dozen Seestar S50 jpg images.
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I will trade one SCSI cable and one parallel cable for a ton of your fava beans
I did give subsistence farming a hard think after the kids and I went to see Grave of the Fireflies last month. If I had to, I think what I'd do is rip everything out and sow fava beans. Complete protein, multiple harvests per year + you can till the greens back in to keep the nitrogen cycle going.
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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A lot of people have asked so just to clarify I turned down the Riyadh comedy festival on principle. I regard my comedy as art and I would never compromise my integrity for a pay check. (Couldn’t do it anyway as it clashed with a voiceover I was doing for Morrisons).
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM