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AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · 3h

BREAKING: Sam Rivers, founding bassist of Limp Bizkit, has died at 48.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 3h

Majority? Which protests were not peaceful?

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 3h

I'm sure there will be pictures spread around tonight by good christians indicating half the town was destroyed, and it took the intervention of the NAVY there in San Diego to quell the riots.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 3h

Thou shalt not bear false witness.

Mike Johnson is the Mouth of Sauron.

The GOP are minions from hell.

The GOP are good christians.

Jesus loves the GOP.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 3h

Thou shalt not bear false witness.

Karoline is a good christian.

Jesus loves Karoline.

Karoline is going to hell.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 3h

Thou shalt not bear false witness.

But Mike is a good christian and Jesus loves him.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 3h

If U.S. citizens who do not have an extended stay in Canada and just cross the border to buy prescription drugs are, by definition, drug traffickers. They should be arrested before they leave Canada.

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Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 4h

My dear friends Pam & Larry are proud of their loved ones who fought the Nazis. Check out her sign “My Antifascist Family”. #NoKings!

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 5h

Why can’t they say it?

A tweet from Anonymous says: “They can’t do it.” The attached four-panel meme shows a cartoon character wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat. In the first panel, text says “SAY ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’” and the character looks neutral. In the second panel, another character says “SAY ‘NAZIS ARE BAD.’” The final two panels show the MAGA character looking angry and refusing to speak.

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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 5h

No Kings Anthem. This is really good! 👏👏👏👏👏

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 4h

Barbie can't be bothered to sit with comoners.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 4h

APD must be lying, just another commie leftist antifa wing. We were told by our Altar boy, Greg Abbott, that these were the worst of the worst: Hamas, Antifa, and Mexican Cartel members, all here to cause trouble. That is why he called in his Gestapo and Black Shirts.

Greg wouldn't have lied.

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Karen (Harris/Walz Alaskan Democrat) @danceswithseagulls.bsky.social · 17h

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

Too late, his lying has caused permanent damage. He can't reverse what his lying has done, so this can no longer be forgiven.

Mike is still going to hell. He will not pause in Purgatory.

Mike is a good christian. Jesus loves him for lying.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 7h

California Dreamin’ of No Kings in San Diego.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

Wouldn't ICE have to provide it's staff directory with home addresses and SSNs in order to clear these potential kidnappers?

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Thou shalt not bear false witness.

We know Mike by a more accurate description, The Mouth of Sauron.

Mike is going to hell.

Mike is a good christian.

Jesus loves Mike.