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I opted out of thanksgiving years ago and turned it into a chill me day

I was given an early holiday gift of the New Indiana Jones game

I gotta say running around clobbering fascists with shovels and mandolins is pretty satisfying
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.

From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My sister used Felicia Day to Nerd Profile me

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned her in conversation, but she assumed she would be in my nerdy fantasy list
(A bit young this old nerd but anyway)

I don’t know how to feel about this

I hate mondays
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At work I had to assist someone named Collin Robinson for a couple of hours today

Took me about zero seconds to start talking like Nandor

He’s never seen the show, this was WAY more fun for me than him.

He was a good chap about it though

I’m an idiot I know, but I’m an entertained idiot
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One bad holiday season and you watch how fast ceos start pulling on the leashes of the politicians they own

Don’t buy anything outside of the essential’s.

For real have an arts n crafts holiday or just celebrate it later?

Chill these holidays and save democracy
Come on everyone, your flight will be delayed it cancelled anyway, and you're just buying gifts "because"
Stop all of it, help local families eat for the week with the money you'd spend on just one meal (a meal to celebrate genocide? Fuck that)

No Black Friday---not one transaction
Hi everyone!! As the holidays approach, it is time for a mass boycott!

Just imagine the impact if people didn’t flood Amazon with holiday orders this year?? If the economy didn’t boom these last two months with billions in sales as it usually does??

Please share this everywhere!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Thank YOU!

This feels like being introverted and having a partner who will absolutely lay down the law when I don’t get my extra pickles

Take note Dems this is how you tell the waitress you don’t want that shit sandwich
@neguse.house.gov gives a lesson on how to reframe a journalist’s stupid question about #SNAP! 💪🏼
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Look when I say

“Tell your dog I said Hi”

I meant that shit, don’t let me find out you didn’t.

Capisce?
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Hey.

Time on social media will not meaningfully increase your capacity to help combat the horrors.

If all it's doing for you is making you feel the horrors more deeply and constantly, please know that you are under no obligation to do that to yourself.
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why So Cagey?
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ok three seasons of Squid Games not one Squid in the entire series?

Defying expectations has gone too far
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I needed a palate cleanser after falling into a doom scroll pit

Haven’t seen this in years, such a sweetly goofy flick.

“Okay, Jodie, I would never ordinally say this, but... is there any way you can get to a pound cake?”

Al Franken is an under appreciated Gem
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Roger Cobb:
“Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant.

And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did.

It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity".
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
October 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
But the risk to her acting career!

She is so brave

Bwahahaha ok honey go take the grandkids for a dip in the swimming poo hole
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ok I think that’s enough doom scrolling for today.

At least I hope so, I am Le Tired
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I asked googles AI how old I would be in dog years

I’m not sure if I’m depressed about the answer or if I’m just going to lean into being a ancient being not to be trifled with

I’ll get back to you
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Any time I get to talk to my Canadian counterparts at work I get so jealous.

They are legitimately so much nicer and easier to work with.

I was born in the wrong damn country
October 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A question from my Sestra this morning

Sestra: “How long would I have to not respond for you to believe I had been RAPTURED?”

“I will never ever arrive at the conclusion you have been RAPTURED”

Sestra: “Dude!”

“Me being pregnant with Bigfoots baby as more basis in reality”
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m seeing a lot of posts about the rapture today

I don’t need to know why but I do humbly request someone let me know when it happens. Ok?
September 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I wave to dogs in other cars while stuck in traffic

Don’t tell my cat
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Jim had no issues when it was brown people though.

Jim is a selfish sack of crap playing victim of his own sad shitty choices.

I hope his dog runs away and finds a better home.
September 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Takes hit off joint:

“Oh shit I figured it out!

Sesame Street is in the Bermuda Triangle!

That is why nobody can tell you how to get there!!”
September 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Started out a gangster, became a Walmart MAGA rapper.

Fucking clown should just tour with Kid Rock and complete the transformation.
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM