Doctor Em
@doctorem.bsky.social
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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
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The Mariners have never won three games in an ALCS
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My mom on the phone today: everything seems to be falling in line for one team to win it all…

Me: right?!?!?!?! 🔱

My mom: …the dodgers

Me:
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .
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It is!!! I realized that when I saw it! I loved him on the circle lol
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Important update from Seattle’s favorite Yankees fan lol
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And yeah whoever said this guy looks like @ssfcfoty13.bsky.social they are correct. He looks like mark when he was in his Gary ridgeway era lol
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Miles looks like he is Brad Evans brother
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Big win for the Mariners!

Shout out to Cal Raleigh and special thanks to his children, The Toronto Blue Jays
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“First pitch home run doesn’t count” - Bryce Miller 🤣🤣🤣
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What a baller, Polanco.

(paraphrasing) “aren’t yall exhausted?”

“I mean, we got rest yesterday” 🤣🤣🤣
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Never in doubt once it got to the 9th.
Matilda the cat and her dad Andrés Muñoz  throwing absolute gas for the Seattle Mariners
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GO DERS GO NERS
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THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN SAD TORONTO SPORTS FANS IS MY TEAM MAKING THEM SAD
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Scoreless from the second pitch on. What a fucking pitching staff.
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Let’s fucking go Matilda’s dad
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Oh my god that was BALL FOUR
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Pulling your stellar starter early has never gone wrong*

*we’ve seen it go wrong literally 3 times in 2 games