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Doctor Em
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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
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as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Lol the live cam in pioneer square is sloppppyyyyy

… that was absolutely me in 2013. Good for them.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Yoooooo if you want a rundown of Bad Bunny's halftime show's symbolism and cultural and historical connections, check this thread kk
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Alaska Junction is lit lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It appears that the Warriors did in fact come out to play.
a man with long curly hair is holding two bottles of beer
ALT: a man with long curly hair is holding two bottles of beer
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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the curse kendrick placed upon all drakes at the super bowl is real prove me wrong
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Woooow that was a terrible attempt at an onside kick lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Omg increíble
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Boo I wanted to win this with zero TDs. Was giving me No shots on goal vibes.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
NOT GREAT BOB
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
SO GOOD
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OBSESSED
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Seahawks fans obnoxious as hell lolll
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Ok ok Brandi is a better Washington representation
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Ew we don’t claim Chris Pratt
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Obed Vargas replaces Ademola Lookman in the 79th minute of the Copa del Rey semifinals against Real Betis, making his debut for Atlético Madrid.
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Obed. 💙💚
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Shoutout to the shitty manager at Kasala. Ordered a couch in October, paid in full. This week they’ve announced they are going out of business. Won’t answer phones, so went in person. Asked him if I had any options at all to get a couch or a refund, he told me to “google it”.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If you’re gonna sell me this book for $20 online, maybe remove the $1 sticker before you ship it to me 🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Someone hug this man please 🥹😭
Benito's reaction in video form
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Love a good dramatic supey rematch
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Gmail whyyyyyy
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Been a hot minute since I watched a seahawks game. I look forward to getting emotionally invested and subsequently tortured by a game, team and sport that I don’t care about in the slightest.

What can I say, Im a glutton for punishment. Im a Seattle sports fan, after all.
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
My kid has his first soccer practice today, and well that is just a wild thing to be able to say! 🥹
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM