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Hi. Let's talk about New Wave and Movida Madrileña music, proper RPGs with dice, Mexican slang, skepticism, atheism, smashing patriarchy and fascism, and witty goofiness.

SE HABLA ESPAÑOL
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TO: CHARLES SCHUMER

I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM AS I DO ALL INCOMING STUDENTS BUT I DO NOT THINK A CLASS CALLED HOW TO IGNORE THE CONSTITUTION WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR HARVARD LAW SCHOOL STOP

DEAN DEREK BOK
March 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You wanna buy this pizza? It's $20. I'll spot you $4. That means you need to come up with ______.

There. That's THAC0.

#dnd #thac0 #rpg #ttrpg #osr
February 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wherein I reach for every last bit of hope.
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
WE LIVED IN A GOLDEN AGE

youtu.be/zd8MGNjkm0s?...
twiki and female robot interact... booty!
YouTube video by coyboy6000
youtu.be
January 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wonder how many tables are playing Cyber*punk*, and how many are playing "Badassatron Mercenaries In It For The Money".

No wrong way to play...I just wonder.

#cyberpunk #cyberpunkred
#cyberpunkrpg
January 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@zigmenthotep.bsky.social Let's Make Us A TWERPS Character
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@michaelastackpole.bsky.social Hi. Just wanted to thank you for The Pulling Report, and everything else, too.
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Okay, you ain't no "holla-back" girl. Can you instead please be a "shut-the-fuck-up" girl?
January 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hello 🙂🎲
January 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
...okay. If I have bright eyes, BUT Der Kommisar's in town...do I turn around, or not?
January 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ostensibly, there is an alternate universe where Pauly Shore played either Bill or Ted, and in that universe, I became a supervillain.

#billandted #beexcellent
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Maaaaan...I wish more people on the #rpg sphere were talking about Tunnels & Trolls.

#tunnelsandtrolls #ttrpg [I hate having to use that one] #frpg
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If you're calling your setting/genre "<something>punk" because the <something> is a technology but you're NOT touching on topics of rindividual liberty, anti-authoritarianisn, anti-corporatism and other *punk* themes...

...why?

Follow me for more grumpy-old-nerd-yelling-at-clouds rants.
January 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm gonna boost this because AT LAST SOMEONE SAID AND AT LAST I FEEL SEEN

#RPG #ttrpg #grimdark #fuckgrimdark #heroism #did #frpg
Why Grey Morality & Gritty Realism FAIL
YouTube video by TRILL
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
As it turns out, the song "Dancing Queen" is *not* about me.

Follow me for more disillusioning self-realizations.
January 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
#tieflings got done dirty and I'm still mad about it.
January 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I dunno what YOU'RE doing (it IS your business, after all), but I'M having a nice evening reading back issues of #knightsofthedinnertable, drinking tea, and listening to rain videos on YouTube. #rain #kodt #nerd
January 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's amazing how music can transport you in time, Isn't it? Do anyway, I %^$#$ing hated the 1990s
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@alwaysbelootin.bsky.social - Sooooooo I have no access to Facebook for an indeterminate amount of time.
January 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is going into my Castles & Crusades campaign.

#rpg #CastlesandCrusades #candc
Lunar sickle, quenched in the reflection of the moon...
Purple gem wood handle, German silver finial, psychedelic pattern engraved steel.
I had fun with this one today.

#thewizard #trollcunningforge #blacksmith #occult #pagan #sickle #sicklesmith #witchcraft
November 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I concur. While I like the privacy of a private vehicle, not everyone can afford one - and we need to take care of people first.
November 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM