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TO: BLUE SKY CORPORATION
WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE HISTORICAL TELEGRAMS STOP IT MIGHT BE AMUSING STOP
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WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE HISTORICAL TELEGRAMS STOP IT MIGHT BE AMUSING STOP
OLD TELEGRAM ACCOUNT
TO: AXL ROSE
GORILLAS INTERPRET GETTING ON ONES KNEES TO BE A SIGN OF AGGRESSION STOP
JANE GOODALL
#MUSICSKY
#ACADEMICSKY
GORILLAS INTERPRET GETTING ON ONES KNEES TO BE A SIGN OF AGGRESSION STOP
JANE GOODALL
#MUSICSKY
#ACADEMICSKY
April 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
TO: AXL ROSE
GORILLAS INTERPRET GETTING ON ONES KNEES TO BE A SIGN OF AGGRESSION STOP
JANE GOODALL
#MUSICSKY
#ACADEMICSKY
GORILLAS INTERPRET GETTING ON ONES KNEES TO BE A SIGN OF AGGRESSION STOP
JANE GOODALL
#MUSICSKY
#ACADEMICSKY
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TO: P D EASTMAN
I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS MADE OF BARE WIRE AND COVERED WITH A CLOTH TOWEL STOP
HARRY HARLOW
#ACADEMICSKY
#BOOKSKY
I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS MADE OF BARE WIRE AND COVERED WITH A CLOTH TOWEL STOP
HARRY HARLOW
#ACADEMICSKY
#BOOKSKY
April 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
TO: P D EASTMAN
I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS MADE OF BARE WIRE AND COVERED WITH A CLOTH TOWEL STOP
HARRY HARLOW
#ACADEMICSKY
#BOOKSKY
I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS MADE OF BARE WIRE AND COVERED WITH A CLOTH TOWEL STOP
HARRY HARLOW
#ACADEMICSKY
#BOOKSKY
TO: LOUIS WAIN
SIR STOP WE CONTRACTED YOU TO ILLUSTRATE THE BIBLE STOP JESUS WAS NOT A CAT STOP
GEORGE BRETT JR
MACMILLAN PUBLISHING
#CATURDAY
SIR STOP WE CONTRACTED YOU TO ILLUSTRATE THE BIBLE STOP JESUS WAS NOT A CAT STOP
GEORGE BRETT JR
MACMILLAN PUBLISHING
#CATURDAY
April 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
TO: LOUIS WAIN
SIR STOP WE CONTRACTED YOU TO ILLUSTRATE THE BIBLE STOP JESUS WAS NOT A CAT STOP
GEORGE BRETT JR
MACMILLAN PUBLISHING
#CATURDAY
SIR STOP WE CONTRACTED YOU TO ILLUSTRATE THE BIBLE STOP JESUS WAS NOT A CAT STOP
GEORGE BRETT JR
MACMILLAN PUBLISHING
#CATURDAY
April 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
April 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
April 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
TO: LAURA BRIDGMAN
ITS NOT THAT I REGRET TEACHING HER BUT MY GOODNESS DOES SHE SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR STOP
ANNIE SULLIVAN
#HISTORYSKY
ITS NOT THAT I REGRET TEACHING HER BUT MY GOODNESS DOES SHE SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR STOP
ANNIE SULLIVAN
#HISTORYSKY
April 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
TO: LAURA BRIDGMAN
ITS NOT THAT I REGRET TEACHING HER BUT MY GOODNESS DOES SHE SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR STOP
ANNIE SULLIVAN
#HISTORYSKY
ITS NOT THAT I REGRET TEACHING HER BUT MY GOODNESS DOES SHE SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR STOP
ANNIE SULLIVAN
#HISTORYSKY
April 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
April 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
TO: ROBERT ZUBRIN
DONT TELL ANYONE BUT I THINK NEPTUNE IS STUPID AND IM TIRED OF IT STOP
CARL SAGAN
#ACADEMICSKY
DONT TELL ANYONE BUT I THINK NEPTUNE IS STUPID AND IM TIRED OF IT STOP
CARL SAGAN
#ACADEMICSKY
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
TO: ROBERT ZUBRIN
DONT TELL ANYONE BUT I THINK NEPTUNE IS STUPID AND IM TIRED OF IT STOP
CARL SAGAN
#ACADEMICSKY
DONT TELL ANYONE BUT I THINK NEPTUNE IS STUPID AND IM TIRED OF IT STOP
CARL SAGAN
#ACADEMICSKY
TO: ARLINE GREENBAUM
GOT BORED WITH PICKING LOCKS STOP NOW PLANNING THE PERFECT MURDER STOP
RICHARD FEYNMAN
#ACADEMICSKY #HISTORYSKY
GOT BORED WITH PICKING LOCKS STOP NOW PLANNING THE PERFECT MURDER STOP
RICHARD FEYNMAN
#ACADEMICSKY #HISTORYSKY
April 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TO: ARLINE GREENBAUM
GOT BORED WITH PICKING LOCKS STOP NOW PLANNING THE PERFECT MURDER STOP
RICHARD FEYNMAN
#ACADEMICSKY #HISTORYSKY
GOT BORED WITH PICKING LOCKS STOP NOW PLANNING THE PERFECT MURDER STOP
RICHARD FEYNMAN
#ACADEMICSKY #HISTORYSKY
TO: WILLIAM HANNA AND JOSEPH BARBERA
WHEN PEOPLE THINK LONE RANGER THEY THINK CLAYTON MOORE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK SHERLOCK HOLMES THEY THINK BASIL RATHBONE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK BATMAN THEY THINK ADAM WEST STOP WHEN WILL IT BE DANNYS TURN I ASK YOU STOP
DANNY DARK
#SUPERMAN
WHEN PEOPLE THINK LONE RANGER THEY THINK CLAYTON MOORE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK SHERLOCK HOLMES THEY THINK BASIL RATHBONE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK BATMAN THEY THINK ADAM WEST STOP WHEN WILL IT BE DANNYS TURN I ASK YOU STOP
DANNY DARK
#SUPERMAN
April 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
TO: WILLIAM HANNA AND JOSEPH BARBERA
WHEN PEOPLE THINK LONE RANGER THEY THINK CLAYTON MOORE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK SHERLOCK HOLMES THEY THINK BASIL RATHBONE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK BATMAN THEY THINK ADAM WEST STOP WHEN WILL IT BE DANNYS TURN I ASK YOU STOP
DANNY DARK
#SUPERMAN
WHEN PEOPLE THINK LONE RANGER THEY THINK CLAYTON MOORE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK SHERLOCK HOLMES THEY THINK BASIL RATHBONE STOP WHEN PEOPLE THINK BATMAN THEY THINK ADAM WEST STOP WHEN WILL IT BE DANNYS TURN I ASK YOU STOP
DANNY DARK
#SUPERMAN
TO: DAVE FLEISCHER
HE CLEARLY ISNT A BIRD OR A PLANE STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE STOP IS IT TOO LATE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF THE CARTOON STOP
MAX FLEISCHER
#SUPERMAN
HE CLEARLY ISNT A BIRD OR A PLANE STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE STOP IS IT TOO LATE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF THE CARTOON STOP
MAX FLEISCHER
#SUPERMAN
April 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
TO: DAVE FLEISCHER
HE CLEARLY ISNT A BIRD OR A PLANE STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE STOP IS IT TOO LATE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF THE CARTOON STOP
MAX FLEISCHER
#SUPERMAN
HE CLEARLY ISNT A BIRD OR A PLANE STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE STOP IS IT TOO LATE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF THE CARTOON STOP
MAX FLEISCHER
#SUPERMAN
TO: JERRY SIEGEL AND JOE SHUSTER
WHAT IS WITH THE HAIR CURL STOP ARE THERE NO COMBS IN METROPOLIS OR SOMETHING STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
WHAT IS WITH THE HAIR CURL STOP ARE THERE NO COMBS IN METROPOLIS OR SOMETHING STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
April 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
TO: JERRY SIEGEL AND JOE SHUSTER
WHAT IS WITH THE HAIR CURL STOP ARE THERE NO COMBS IN METROPOLIS OR SOMETHING STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
WHAT IS WITH THE HAIR CURL STOP ARE THERE NO COMBS IN METROPOLIS OR SOMETHING STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
TO: PAUL SIGNAC
TRYING TO SEND YOU A TELEGRAM ABOUT MY PAINTINGS BECAUSE I DO IT BY MAKING A E ON THE CANVAS AND THE TELEGRAPH OPERATOR KEEPS TYPING E INSTEAD OF E SINCE E IS E IN MORSE CODE STOP DAMN IT NOT E STOP POINTS STOP MY PAINTINGS ARE MADE FROM POINTS STOP NOT E STOP
GEORGE SEURAT
#ART
TRYING TO SEND YOU A TELEGRAM ABOUT MY PAINTINGS BECAUSE I DO IT BY MAKING A E ON THE CANVAS AND THE TELEGRAPH OPERATOR KEEPS TYPING E INSTEAD OF E SINCE E IS E IN MORSE CODE STOP DAMN IT NOT E STOP POINTS STOP MY PAINTINGS ARE MADE FROM POINTS STOP NOT E STOP
GEORGE SEURAT
#ART
April 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
TO: PAUL SIGNAC
TRYING TO SEND YOU A TELEGRAM ABOUT MY PAINTINGS BECAUSE I DO IT BY MAKING A E ON THE CANVAS AND THE TELEGRAPH OPERATOR KEEPS TYPING E INSTEAD OF E SINCE E IS E IN MORSE CODE STOP DAMN IT NOT E STOP POINTS STOP MY PAINTINGS ARE MADE FROM POINTS STOP NOT E STOP
GEORGE SEURAT
#ART
TRYING TO SEND YOU A TELEGRAM ABOUT MY PAINTINGS BECAUSE I DO IT BY MAKING A E ON THE CANVAS AND THE TELEGRAPH OPERATOR KEEPS TYPING E INSTEAD OF E SINCE E IS E IN MORSE CODE STOP DAMN IT NOT E STOP POINTS STOP MY PAINTINGS ARE MADE FROM POINTS STOP NOT E STOP
GEORGE SEURAT
#ART
TO: JERRY SIEGEL AND JOE SHUSTER
A MAN WITH THE PROPORTIONAL STRENGTH AND ABILITIES OF A SPIDER STOP THATS EVEN STUPIDER THAN YOUR IDEA FOR A MAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A BAT STOP TRY AGAIN FELLAS STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
A MAN WITH THE PROPORTIONAL STRENGTH AND ABILITIES OF A SPIDER STOP THATS EVEN STUPIDER THAN YOUR IDEA FOR A MAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A BAT STOP TRY AGAIN FELLAS STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
April 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
TO: JERRY SIEGEL AND JOE SHUSTER
A MAN WITH THE PROPORTIONAL STRENGTH AND ABILITIES OF A SPIDER STOP THATS EVEN STUPIDER THAN YOUR IDEA FOR A MAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A BAT STOP TRY AGAIN FELLAS STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
A MAN WITH THE PROPORTIONAL STRENGTH AND ABILITIES OF A SPIDER STOP THATS EVEN STUPIDER THAN YOUR IDEA FOR A MAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A BAT STOP TRY AGAIN FELLAS STOP
MALCOLM WHEELER-NICHOLSON
DETECTIVE COMICS INC
#SUPERMAN
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April 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM