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TO: BLUE SKY CORPORATION
WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE HISTORICAL TELEGRAMS STOP IT MIGHT BE AMUSING STOP
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WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE HISTORICAL TELEGRAMS STOP IT MIGHT BE AMUSING STOP
OLD TELEGRAM ACCOUNT
TO: SIGMUND FREUD
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FINGERBANGING I WAS ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT BEFORE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AND REDEFINED HYSTERIA STOP
DOCTOR JOSEPH LISTER
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FINGERBANGING I WAS ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT BEFORE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AND REDEFINED HYSTERIA STOP
DOCTOR JOSEPH LISTER
April 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
TO: SIGMUND FREUD
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FINGERBANGING I WAS ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT BEFORE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AND REDEFINED HYSTERIA STOP
DOCTOR JOSEPH LISTER
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FINGERBANGING I WAS ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT BEFORE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AND REDEFINED HYSTERIA STOP
DOCTOR JOSEPH LISTER
TO: ALBERT EINSTEIN
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOX BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A MOOSE STOP
ERWIN SCHRODINGER
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOX BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A MOOSE STOP
ERWIN SCHRODINGER
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
TO: ALBERT EINSTEIN
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOX BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A MOOSE STOP
ERWIN SCHRODINGER
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOX BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A MOOSE STOP
ERWIN SCHRODINGER
TO: ERWIN SCHRODINGER
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A MOOSE STOP MOOSE ARE FUNNY STOP
ALBERT EINSTEIN
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A MOOSE STOP MOOSE ARE FUNNY STOP
ALBERT EINSTEIN
April 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
TO: ERWIN SCHRODINGER
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A MOOSE STOP MOOSE ARE FUNNY STOP
ALBERT EINSTEIN
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A MOOSE STOP MOOSE ARE FUNNY STOP
ALBERT EINSTEIN
TO: THOMAS GODFREY CAREY BAILIFF OF GUERNSEY
BIT OF A SILLY QUESTION FOR YOU OLD CHAP STOP WHICH CAME FIRST THE ISLAND OR THE COW STOP
HRH EDWARD VII
BIT OF A SILLY QUESTION FOR YOU OLD CHAP STOP WHICH CAME FIRST THE ISLAND OR THE COW STOP
HRH EDWARD VII
April 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
TO: THOMAS GODFREY CAREY BAILIFF OF GUERNSEY
BIT OF A SILLY QUESTION FOR YOU OLD CHAP STOP WHICH CAME FIRST THE ISLAND OR THE COW STOP
HRH EDWARD VII
BIT OF A SILLY QUESTION FOR YOU OLD CHAP STOP WHICH CAME FIRST THE ISLAND OR THE COW STOP
HRH EDWARD VII