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*well*, you could stand out here and watch, if you'd like, but i'm sure you'll get terribly lonely.
and you want me to occupy this humiliating space? really, doctor. don't you ever grow up?
What's Toy Story?
Maybe don't burn anything until we know how flammable this place is.
That door there looks like a good place to start.
Kinda dusty sign . . .
Maybe don't burn anything until we know how flammable this place is.
That door there looks like a good place to start.
Kinda dusty sign . . .
( she makes a sound that could be a chuckle. )
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
i'll have to forcibly remove you before you drink it all.
Or what?
this is my *empire*, master.
dear god what have you done?
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
you don't have to, that's the *fun* part!
you see, this 'fort' is closer to home than you might think . . .
you see, this 'fort' is closer to home than you might think . . .
I am *not* leaving my pyjamas.
turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.
Has fallen asleep sitting up, still holding the book he was reading.
( Disappointed. Space is a fucking joke. )
...*Sid*?
What, like the *sloth* in Ice Age?
( Scratching his arm, trying not to light a cigarette. He gestures for her to have it. ) Ladies first. You look more like a Sid than I do.
...*Sid*?
What, like the *sloth* in Ice Age?
( Scratching his arm, trying not to light a cigarette. He gestures for her to have it. ) Ladies first. You look more like a Sid than I do.
( she smiles at him like he's a puppy doing a trick, or trying to, at least. )
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
I think I understand. What do you think happened here?
Hey, look at this. I think this, uh.... ( He thinks about sci-fi movie terminology: ) Cryo-Pod might have something in it.
Hey, look at this. I think this, uh.... ( He thinks about sci-fi movie terminology: ) Cryo-Pod might have something in it.
yes, same premise, very good. rushed expeditions can be useful too, but what we have here was built to last, to survive. people would have to live & die here. children born & raised.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
( Joel is picking up scraps of technology that's way beyond him. Even if this stuff was common on Earth in 2011 - which it probably wasn't - he totally flunked science class. And sociology. And, well, most of his classes. He's not sure about that idea. )
What about, like, rushed expeditions?
What about, like, rushed expeditions?
kind of!
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
