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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 6d

I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 20d

a man in a silver suit is standing in front of a building and talking about chocolate orange .

Alt: a man in a silver suit is standing in front of a building and talking about chocolate orange .

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 23d

ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.

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Buddy Spell @buddyspell.bsky.social · 25d

UPTOWN NEW ORLEANS - 4:30 PM
ST. CHARLES AVENUE ENTRANCE TO AUDUBON PARK
(ACROSS AST. CHARLES FROM TULANE UNIVERSITY AND LOYOLA UNIVERSITY OF NEW ORLEANS)
SIGN WAIVING AND MAYBE SOME MARCHING

PEACEFUL RESISTANCE

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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 28d

Must have been a big fault, dipped the lights on my street uptown

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29d

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’

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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social · Oct 1

Warrior ethos? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are women out there who actually do pull ups the correct way, not the Kegseth’s “my pull ups are about as good as my whiskey dick” way.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Oct 2

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 30

Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"

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Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · Sep 29

I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:

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Eric Chandler @shmof16.bsky.social · Sep 22

Thanks John Oliver

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Dave @flowstateneworleans.com · Sep 22

#nolasky

NOLA PREPARED
PRESS RELEASE
CITY OF NEW ORLEANS
OFFICE OF RAPTURE MANAGEMENT
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The City of New Orleans has recently been made aware of online chatter suggesting that a global rapture event may occur tomorrow. Tbh, seems sus, but current models reportedly indicate that individuals described as
"pious" could be transported to a non-terrestrial realm ("Heaven"), while the remaining population, colloquially referred to as "sinners," will remain here on Earth.
Based on available data, residents and visitors to the Greater New Orleans area should not anticipate any measurable reduction in local population as a result of such an event. In fact, preliminary projections show a slight uptick as non-raptured individuals from surrounding regions relocate to New Orleans due to our established sinnin' infrastructure.
The City stands ready to provide the same lack of basic services you've come to expect during normal times after any such event; including, but not limited to, intermittent power outages, boil water advisories, and roaches big enough to pull a sled. Residents are encouraged to treat the rapture much like Mardi Gras, only global in scope.
Put simply, this is what we've been training for. If there was ever a time for us to shine, that time is now. LFG.

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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · Sep 21

I had an A-10 micro machine as a kid, and it won every battle against my sister's Polly Pocket, so I think we should keep it based on those merits.

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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · Sep 19

Even the Dutch are calling out the regime over here for the blatant attack on our 1A, and the personal 1A attack on Jimmy Kimmel.

Enjoy this clip of Dutch comedian Lubach!

#SheShed

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · Sep 17

folks, I want to remind you that a ton of federal workers are about to get their last pay check at the end of this month and this stuff is going to get much worse

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · Sep 17

GOOGLE SEARCHES FOR “HELP WITH MORTGAGE” SURPASS 2008 GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS PEAK, SIGNALING GROWING FINANCIAL STRAIN ON U.S. HOUSEHOLDS

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · Sep 16

No notes

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · Sep 11

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Rivulet @rivulation.bsky.social · Sep 8

All that needs to be said.

🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · Sep 8

It's catchy af.

#SheShed

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Sep 5

Zuckerberg saying Meta intends to spend at least 600 billion in the US

Zuckerberg at the end caught on a hot mic

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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · Sep 4

I'm just saying, New Orleans would be great place to recreate this scene
youtu.be/flEPINEEE0g...

Funeral March from Star Wars: ANDOR

YouTube video by Star Wars Music Analysis

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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · Sep 3

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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · Sep 3

Who wants to go in on paying a Jazz funeral band to follow the National Guard patrols around?

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Ankit Panda @nktpnd.bsky.social · Sep 2

The 2002 AUMF.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · Sep 1

The Department of Homeland Security posted an image of the ideological moral allocation heat map. They’re calling people who care about what happens to other living beings beyond just their family and friends, losers and their opinions invalid.

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