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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · Nov 12
i used to say social media is my house:
twitter, the front porch
instagram, the windows
facebook, the living room

now that things have changed:
🚫 twitter/x, dead by hoa rules
🏠 bluesky, new front porch
🪟 instagram, still the windows
📝 threads, the yard signs
🚫 left fb in 2016, so no visitors
speaking of old, a really young (college aged?) kid posted this, he called an "underground reggae party" with the caption to name the song — presumably because people wouldn't know(?)

a few beats without any words and I knew it was noland conjugacion's song lol

gah are we ancient then?
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM
to think, elno's platform is a defacto insurance and protection scheme now sheesh
This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
so few are old enough to realise the generosity of socialising back then (yes, w/ all its rules); we were so literal and freewheeling that party invitations never used RSVPs

everything was a "regrets only" thing. FOR ALL FUNCTIONS!

baby, we fkg hit the spreads hard and everyone showed the hell up!
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
are people using parchment paper in aluminium pans because they’re saving the pans? or because they think —wrongly, imo —that it prevents food from sticking?

because baby, if your baked chicken swimming in chicken grease sticks, you’ve got worse problems lol
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
my friend's 17yo kid died

what the fuck
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
i can’t believe there’s texas roadhouse in boston
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
she said “fart [nword]” described as an expression of frustration

never having heard that before, i can only imagine she used it similarly the way others use “fuck knuckle” (think i’ve heard that)

which means she’s more of a fuckface because she stifled “fuck” for fart, but not the slur?!

gtfo!
a woman speaking into a microphone with the words there is no vaccine for racism
ALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words there is no vaccine for racism
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i mean groceries are necessities so who am i to recategorise anything
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
why is microsoft hyphenating "reallocate" into "real-locate" that's some millennial bullshit right there, boyeee!
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
so my family says it ˈɛpʃtejn

it’s how i hear it in my head when i read the name
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
i wanna know what these idiots would say if epstein was still alive (even if incarcerated.)

it just seems the things they’re saying to dismiss their intricate involvements would be said different if the guy was still watching what was being said
FT Exclusive: Goldman Sachs general counsel Kathy Ruemmler said she will resign this summer after documents released by the US Department of Justice revealed the extent of her ties with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein ft.trib.al/E7RdaEU
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
was worried about parking at a downtown building only to later realise i could actually walk the 7-minutes or so.

so i'll have to sleep on it lolol
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i just don’t see the traffic even thru their hubs — and austin? lol

slc/lds is the only viable traffic

maybe slc should change its code to lds
Delta Air Lines to announce new Hawaii flights.

Some possibilities:

AUS-HNL
SLC-LIH
ATL-KOA
MSP-OGG
DTW-OGG
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
if the news can't get it right, how is the genpop supposed to get it right?

"So I went from Hilo, being a perfect Hilo, pigeon-speaking person, to becoming this very haole-fied person who speaks kind of, like, military-style generic English,” said Kagimoto.

IT'S PIDGIN! pigeon is a bird.
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
one step closer to creating the only provider-agnostic fiber cable between all hawaii's major population centers

the only other fiber is owned and operated by the legacy phone provider that offers its own fiber

www.bigislandvideonews.com/2026/02/11/d...
Draft EA Details Undersea Fiber Optic Cable Between Hawaiian Islands
www.bigislandvideonews.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
i just hate it when people say "vegas" for las vegas

people in new mexico don't say cruces for las cruces and people traveling to LA don't say angeles

ok anyway old person rant done. lol
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
but drivers driving past 15, 16, and 17 on the way to 18 wonder how could someone make that mistake?

the thing is it’s not clear to pax arriving because they just look at the pillar so-labeled as they get off an escalator and call it 1B

talk about no UX testing
found a flaw in the honolulu airport pillar numbering scheme in pickup areas because people keep referring to pickup area 18 as 1B

😬
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
found a flaw in the honolulu airport pillar numbering scheme in pickup areas because people keep referring to pickup area 18 as 1B

😬
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
in the awkward stage of iphone 12 ownership where nothing is wrong with it; it still works without any lag —even the macdo app works without lag, battery “health” still shows 88% viability, and my 256GB size still has ~90GB space on any given day

but supposedly ios27 may be its last os… so?
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i’ve never watched an episode of dawsons creek and i can’t remember if it even entered my consciousness…

at the time we were watching the xfiles, new york undercover, moesha, and living single

haha aside from fox and scully, it sounds like we were a black urban home hahahaha
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
the dow may have gone past 50,000 but my. portfolio fucking lost today lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
everyone's favourite blockbuster drug is holding everyone hostage until at least 2031 — lol

Changes in the Ozempic patent landscape
Changes in the Ozempic patent landscape
Despite the expiry in 2026 of Novo Nordisk’s core patents covering semaglutide in China, India, Brazil and Canada, this does not mean that the route to market in these jurisdictions will be easy for…
www.htworld.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by dkmomus
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by dkmomus
Powerful
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them

(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
a relatively mediocre and beige politician suddenly going to executive chambers now publicly "wondering" if she's the target of a bribery investigation.

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

i mean, does a fish swim?
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM