dkmomus
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profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
#notNOWma and #everychildleftbehind also #hawaiiISNOTforyou
https://linktr.ee/dkmomus
profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
#notNOWma and #everychildleftbehind also #hawaiiISNOTforyou
https://linktr.ee/dkmomus
why not both just doesn’t work here —so why?
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
why not both just doesn’t work here —so why?
the problem with the Internet!
was searching broccoli soup recipes and decided to tap one of those 'also searched' drop downs — how can the same desired product result in two completely different instructions lol wtf
was searching broccoli soup recipes and decided to tap one of those 'also searched' drop downs — how can the same desired product result in two completely different instructions lol wtf
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the problem with the Internet!
was searching broccoli soup recipes and decided to tap one of those 'also searched' drop downs — how can the same desired product result in two completely different instructions lol wtf
was searching broccoli soup recipes and decided to tap one of those 'also searched' drop downs — how can the same desired product result in two completely different instructions lol wtf
the clash between honolulu's rail station names, which are so elegant, and the over-engineered behemoths they're being built to become is so awful.
no one has explained or even acknowledged these stations are just overbearing.
no one has explained or even acknowledged these stations are just overbearing.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the clash between honolulu's rail station names, which are so elegant, and the over-engineered behemoths they're being built to become is so awful.
no one has explained or even acknowledged these stations are just overbearing.
no one has explained or even acknowledged these stations are just overbearing.
oh it wasn't even close lmfao
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
oh it wasn't even close lmfao
imagine partnering with one of the most heavy handed companies in the consumer world then using a heavy handed tactic to get people’s attention.
did the target ceo go work for wyndham?!
i havent even stayed ar a wyndham for years and only then because of a convention.
did the target ceo go work for wyndham?!
i havent even stayed ar a wyndham for years and only then because of a convention.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
imagine partnering with one of the most heavy handed companies in the consumer world then using a heavy handed tactic to get people’s attention.
did the target ceo go work for wyndham?!
i havent even stayed ar a wyndham for years and only then because of a convention.
did the target ceo go work for wyndham?!
i havent even stayed ar a wyndham for years and only then because of a convention.
i'll enjoy a good matcha latte. but im not sure about extra flavours like strawberry or even ube
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i'll enjoy a good matcha latte. but im not sure about extra flavours like strawberry or even ube
ohh MAHGAH! palazzo pants are back lol
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ohh MAHGAH! palazzo pants are back lol
so it’s soft like a turtle egg? 🤯
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
so it’s soft like a turtle egg? 🤯
they wasted no fkg time lol
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
they wasted no fkg time lol
di they both subscribe to the same marketing database? haha
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
di they both subscribe to the same marketing database? haha
pregnant battery on the case just didn’t seem good to carry around especially on airplanes lately 😬
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
pregnant battery on the case just didn’t seem good to carry around especially on airplanes lately 😬
set up a profile for the new #atmosrewards dining bonus points program from alaskawaiian airlines and this was the first business that popped up lol
but i had to do research to learn it’s a cafe and a plant shop —and even if i thought this was a heavily lesbian-coded space, 2 gay guys own it lol
but i had to do research to learn it’s a cafe and a plant shop —and even if i thought this was a heavily lesbian-coded space, 2 gay guys own it lol
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
set up a profile for the new #atmosrewards dining bonus points program from alaskawaiian airlines and this was the first business that popped up lol
but i had to do research to learn it’s a cafe and a plant shop —and even if i thought this was a heavily lesbian-coded space, 2 gay guys own it lol
but i had to do research to learn it’s a cafe and a plant shop —and even if i thought this was a heavily lesbian-coded space, 2 gay guys own it lol
i think it's a little silly to wear a gi or hapi coat (and call it a kimono 'suit'), but i would really love this design on a regular long sleeve ripcity shirt or hoodie please and thank you
erm, kudasai and arigatou! heh
erm, kudasai and arigatou! heh
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i think it's a little silly to wear a gi or hapi coat (and call it a kimono 'suit'), but i would really love this design on a regular long sleeve ripcity shirt or hoodie please and thank you
erm, kudasai and arigatou! heh
erm, kudasai and arigatou! heh
mayb try for an employee of the month post design that doesn’t look like a memorial post 😬
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
mayb try for an employee of the month post design that doesn’t look like a memorial post 😬
im convinced #everychildleftbehind will one day put us in mortal danger because of incorrect or confusing language use lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
im convinced #everychildleftbehind will one day put us in mortal danger because of incorrect or confusing language use lol
so erm, i wanted to place this pdf document as a home screen icon for easy access while i was hosting an event (but i got thru it not having learned how to do it).
so now after the event, apparently i’ve tapped into it too many times because ipad docked it on its own in the icon dock WTF lol
so now after the event, apparently i’ve tapped into it too many times because ipad docked it on its own in the icon dock WTF lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
so erm, i wanted to place this pdf document as a home screen icon for easy access while i was hosting an event (but i got thru it not having learned how to do it).
so now after the event, apparently i’ve tapped into it too many times because ipad docked it on its own in the icon dock WTF lol
so now after the event, apparently i’ve tapped into it too many times because ipad docked it on its own in the icon dock WTF lol
this is a not bad redemption of amex points 🤔 everybody gets apple for christmukkah? lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this is a not bad redemption of amex points 🤔 everybody gets apple for christmukkah? lol
you mean you’re unfamiliar with the ubiquity of st john clothes and korean ladies especially —and asian mamas in general?
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you mean you’re unfamiliar with the ubiquity of st john clothes and korean ladies especially —and asian mamas in general?
really contemplating this tattoo behind my one broken (deaf) ear…
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
really contemplating this tattoo behind my one broken (deaf) ear…
say it, aretha! moar eggs, stingy bitches!
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
say it, aretha! moar eggs, stingy bitches!
why does cvs have a black friday anything?
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
why does cvs have a black friday anything?
well? is that what dad is? he’s wearing the shirt.
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
well? is that what dad is? he’s wearing the shirt.
ohh. i hadn’t realised all of these models were soon-to-be- or already dead.
you can’t cut your way to success. so maybe this is the beginning of the end of the road for datsun, nay nissan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you can’t cut your way to success. so maybe this is the beginning of the end of the road for datsun, nay nissan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ohh. i hadn’t realised all of these models were soon-to-be- or already dead.
you can’t cut your way to success. so maybe this is the beginning of the end of the road for datsun, nay nissan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you can’t cut your way to success. so maybe this is the beginning of the end of the road for datsun, nay nissan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯