breeder's guild
dirtydnd.bsky.social
breeder's guild
@dirtydnd.bsky.social
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i'm Caroline! here for dnd NSFW and ERP. art i post are my own commissions and purchased adoptables. DMs open, RP on my posts is welcome! 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ if you learn anything lewd, i need it. for strictly scientific purposes. trans, 30, she/her, 18+ only
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I should introduce myself! My name is Caroline May Chrysanthemum Agonyblade. I'm a half-orc, last daughter of Shatterskull Agonyblade and Susan The Annihilator.

I'm a researcher and spokeswoman for the Breeder's Guild, where we study cross-genetics and reproduction between races!
"a-alright. put your clothes back on and forget everything we did today"
"...are you sure you don't want me to debase myself any more, master?"
"If I make you do sex stuff I'll feel bad once you're back to normal"
"what if I got sloppy on it, master?"
installing a fake hypnosis app on your crush's phone so they use it on you and you trick them into believing it works
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📌 A 700 year old Elf sorceress inadvertently ends up as a writhing, constantly cumming seedbed for corruptive goo.

In less than a month, she has birthed enough evil to undo a lifetime of good deeds.
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It's important to realize humans need art & stories that explore taboo subjects to make sense of life and validate their struggles or fears.
The world is a cruel place, and the realm of sex & intimacy can be complicated for some. There's nothing wrong with stories (including porn) to reflect that.
nobody ever talks about what a pervert the inventor of circumcision was

sitting in an ancient village just furiously seething as naked people walked by going "i need to see cockhead NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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transported to the pokemon world and getting pissed off trying to find one phone without a rotom on it so i can watch porn without feeling really weird
I keep seeing that political cartoon of a bimbo calling a protesting frog ridiculous. Listen. we're just not going to win the argument "cowgirls with daisy dukes and blowjob lips look bad, actually", we can't try to die on that hill
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feral wolf gf fucking me (waifish, fawn-like) with his huge monster clit
it's important to show them you care!
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friends can give each other facials, as a treat
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[Pokeverse] Annie and Quint! Let it be known that dark types are addictive and fairy types pump you fulla endorphins :9 Very fun combo
you shouldn't make a pokemon team just because they're the most powerful! you should choose your pokemon with your heart. and that means building your team based on how sexually menacing each member is
I want you to know the darling comics completely rewired my brain chemistry. these comics made me farm for a male alpha buneary for an hour and use all my luxury balls to catch it
it's eyes are so wet and pathetic
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so glad I didn't start pokemon yesterday because now I'm going to do this

USURP the reigns of gender from corporate dinosaurs
I was annoyed that pokemon is still doing the gender locked rival thing but then japanese players have massive brains and i never considered this
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dain is he/she bigender, always changing gender to the same as who he's courting

a bastard child of a rich elf and a beastly aardling, he's decided he'd rather be a brat then please a family that's ashamed of him

he can also shift to dangerous, more beastly form... or a more fluffy one, at least
so excited to start my first lewd pathfinder game. and here's my PC for the occasion, Dain!

i commissioned this magnificent specimen from the one and only @valerilanna.bsky.social !

some extra lore, and Dain's nudes, are in the replies below⬇️
god it's so much harder to be a sugar mommy when people your age are in their thirties. "oh you gave me $40? thanks I guess I'll buy one sandwich and half a tank of gas, idiot"
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What an unexpected surprise!(0o0)
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a (sort of) recent bust-up comm
🍇🍈 #BustUpMonday
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#Kinktober2025 Day 8: Free Use

Rewarding her girls for catching the thief and working toward domesticating her at the same time, guess there's a reason she's the boss.
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Do NOT give wizards absinthe
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Sending 300 of my dumbest and largest monster warriors to bully you sexually until you submit to my rule