Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

LightNews

Dirge Magazine

@dirgemagazine.com

1.6K followers 3.3K following 380 posts

The cultural feverdream that walks like a magazine. 2014-2017, 2025+ The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore us. https://dirgemagazine.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/CNR6KVAQSs

dirgemagazine.com

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · Sep 13

We're working on a podcast! We're writing and growing and reaching out to more artists and writers, but it's hard! We need your support to exist as a free island in the Sea of Enshittification!

Only $5.

Please help us do the thing. Publishing can't go on like this. It's time for something new.

Get more from Dirge Magazine on Patreon

The cultural fever dream that walks like a magazine.

www.patreon.com

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 9d

Don't quit your daygrift.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18d

Viewers may think this sounds harsh but is there any way to block on here and then socially and politically displace and disenfranchise people who care about Big Brother?

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18d

We have to start using the same gaslighting.

"Show me anywhere in history that capitalism has actually worked."

"Capitalism looks good on paper but never works out in practice."

"Billions have died under capitalist policies, actually."

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18d

A never-before-seen application of the law that is apparently contrary to both the letter and spirit of the law being applied!

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18d

Everyone I hate also has low ratings and are very unpopular and not funny.

Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18d

Which is to say he'll probably still be rewarded, but it will be for being a good fascist and despite being an objectively bad CEO.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18d

If you misread a financial decision so badly that it becomes a national (if not global) spectacle that *also* is extremely bad if you're playing capitalism and not white nationalist fascism.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21d

People don't really retain data that form patterns anymore, as a byproduct of constant overstimulation and overwhelm.

They mostly uncritically react to whatever is in front of them like jangling keys in front of a toddler.

Then lash out at any challenge to this superficial perception. 😕

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21d

It's so weird and telling that they assume someone has to be "funding" antifa.

Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 22d

Spend your fucking campaign ad time speaking directly to your actual human constituents and telling them exactly how you plan to suppress this nightmare, disempower the lunatics, and sterilize their movement forever.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 22d

You can't spend $100,000 on a 19 second ad in rural Iowa to convince people that abortion is cool, actually, when they have been raised from birth to believe that you are an angel of Satan sent by George Soros to eat their children and fuck their God.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 22d

Billionaires have spent trillions of dollars on systematic infrastructure over decades to completely cognitively ruin like 20% of the population. Those are not people you should be targeting.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 22d

If a genie popped out of a lamp and I had only one wish, I would waste it on wishing that Democrats won't spend their upcoming campaign ads sucking Republican voter ass to try to win them over. They're brainwashed. It won't work.

Reposted by Dirge Magazine

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22d

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Reposted by Dirge Magazine

M-Doll 0809A 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @m-doll0809a.secondlife.bio · 24d

Do you seriously still think facts matter to right-wingers? Our difference with them is no longer merely ideological. It's ontological - they interpret words, even measurement units, entirely differently than any reasonable human being does.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 24d

I mean it's all carefully crafted, like framing it as "anti-ICE lunatics" implies that a mentally ill fringe minority are the only people who oppose ICE when most people who aren't foreign social media bots manufacturing consent as an op, or actually mentally ill and real dads, oppose ICE.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 24d

Okay but when we rebuild civilization, I don't really want the "tRump" and "don't get distracted" guys either.

Reposted by Dirge Magazine

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24d

Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume

Reposted by Dirge Magazine

Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 24d

I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.

a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door

Alt: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door and crying

media.tenor.com

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 25d

Some of their biggest extremists are now in a position to have to come around and be like "We can agree on the bare minimum that pedophilia and full blown Nazism are bad".

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 25d

Dogs and cats, living together!

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 25d

In the last week, I've agreed with Rand Paul, MTG, Tucker Carlson, and Ted Cruz, at least on some specific issues.

It truly is the end of days.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 25d

If you're cancelling your streaming services, maybe it's time to take up reading for pleasure again. Why not start here?

Staff Stacks: What We're Reading in September 2025 | Dirge Magazine

We here at Dirge are, first and foremost, nerds. As such, most of us are big readers of every possible genre. If you're in need of some recommendations, look no further; we've got you covered.

dirgemagazine.com

Reposted by Dirge Magazine

Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social · 27d

For everyone cancelling streaming services, do you know about Tubi? It’s FREE (yes, there are ads), but their library of shows and movies is so massive you’d never be able to watch it all in 15 lifetimes. Old stuff, new stuff, it has SO MUCH.

Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26d

I'm about to go outside and scream "TECH SUPPORT!" like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.