jules
@dijoncowboy.bsky.social
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jules
@dijoncowboy.bsky.social
· Jan 7
not now kitten, daddy's embroiled in an all-consuming yearning for platonic love
food influencers must be stopped. they're out here putting recipes your aunt would've clipped from women's day magazine behind a substack paywall
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
food influencers must be stopped. they're out here putting recipes your aunt would've clipped from women's day magazine behind a substack paywall
to be clear i have made good bread in between the flops. i just post the flops because they're funny
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
to be clear i have made good bread in between the flops. i just post the flops because they're funny
sorry, just went looking for the baking post and did a self repost spree. may i be forgiven
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sorry, just went looking for the baking post and did a self repost spree. may i be forgiven
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if you come near, you are affected by my PMS aura which doesn't automatically deal damage, but does force a constitution saving throw to avoid it. the DC is like 16. the damage is 1d4+2
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
if you come near, you are affected by my PMS aura which doesn't automatically deal damage, but does force a constitution saving throw to avoid it. the DC is like 16. the damage is 1d4+2
the weekend's sourdough would just like to talk
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the weekend's sourdough would just like to talk
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man i really have The Malaise
October 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
man i really have The Malaise
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FUCK. i reviewed eddington on letterboxd last night but i just thought of "EXIT, pursued by antifa"
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FUCK. i reviewed eddington on letterboxd last night but i just thought of "EXIT, pursued by antifa"
comic of a horse reading the "horoscopes" section of the "horse gazette" and it's just one little line of text and the rest of the page is blank. because all horses have the same birthday, you see
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
comic of a horse reading the "horoscopes" section of the "horse gazette" and it's just one little line of text and the rest of the page is blank. because all horses have the same birthday, you see
anyone wanna play d&d with me? i saw a post about a cleric of a dead god and i gotta make a guy about it
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
anyone wanna play d&d with me? i saw a post about a cleric of a dead god and i gotta make a guy about it
wrestler who starts an SSRI and can't do his finishing move anymore
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
wrestler who starts an SSRI and can't do his finishing move anymore
call me an ausweeb if you must, but they really fucking cooked with "you dog cunt"
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
call me an ausweeb if you must, but they really fucking cooked with "you dog cunt"
my endangered animal stamps are running low
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
my endangered animal stamps are running low
me, if you even care
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
me, if you even care
someone i know said they were getting a "one piece" lego set for their kid, but i heard "a one-piece lego set." didn't sound very fun to me
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
someone i know said they were getting a "one piece" lego set for their kid, but i heard "a one-piece lego set." didn't sound very fun to me
my shark tracking app is doing an advent calendar. but that's like legit the 12 days of christmas. how am i supposed to keep track of four polar bears, three sharks and a bunch of turtles
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my shark tracking app is doing an advent calendar. but that's like legit the 12 days of christmas. how am i supposed to keep track of four polar bears, three sharks and a bunch of turtles
cable management (putting furniture in front of the cables)
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
cable management (putting furniture in front of the cables)
bed is low-key goated when sleepy is the vibe
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
bed is low-key goated when sleepy is the vibe
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te illegetimi are carborunding my ass on the daily
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
te illegetimi are carborunding my ass on the daily
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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SAVE THE HORSESHOE CRABS
BRAVE LIL GUYS
BRAVE LIL GUYS
Horseshoe Crab Blood Has Long Helped Us Make Safe Medicines. Now, Alternatives That Spare the Ancient Creatures Might Be Breaking Through
An enzyme in the blue blood has been key to testing vaccines since the 1980s, raising concerns for the crabs’ population. But regulatory approval and new data are signaling the tide may be turning
www.smithsonianmag.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
SAVE THE HORSESHOE CRABS
BRAVE LIL GUYS
BRAVE LIL GUYS
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berry ginger? yeah how else would i get it to grow
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
berry ginger? yeah how else would i get it to grow