joke's on you you said all the ingredients and i have a basic grasp of texture and taste

"too scientific" (i have to kind of pay attention)

if you come near, you are affected by my PMS aura which doesn't automatically deal damage, but does force a constitution saving throw to avoid it. the DC is like 16. the damage is 1d4+2

THIS IS SO SMART i completely ruined a can of mtn dew kickstart trying to reduce it for a cake years ago

sounds like what i had, it was really miserable. glad you're feeling better <3

😭 sending love and theoretical soup