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Daniel Hutmacher
@dhma.ch
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Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP. @dhmacher on other platforms. My work: strd.co My blog: sqlsunday.com Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 10h
Come on over! We have candy.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11h
SQL or SQL-ajacent. Target your session at someone who works with SQL Server or Azure SQL, and you’ll be fine. :)
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 17h
Yup. :)
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 20h
Want to present at our new Stockholm SQL usergroup? We're doing in-person sessions about once per month.

If you can't make any of those specific dates, reach out to @transmokopter.bsky.social or me, and we'll work something out for you!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 1d
So long, Summer! See you again in a few months.
Trees without leaves, trees with green, yellow, orange and red leaves. Bush with a few reddish leaves remaining. Scattered clouds behind. A mix of leaves on the ground, bright green, mostly orange, some red, with the pale sun in the background, shot from very close to the ground.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
100%!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 3d
Looks awesome!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 3d
That works, as long as it’s a bigint.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 3d
a woman is talking to someone and says `` you 're trying to provoke me '' .
Alt: "You're trying to provoke me." gif
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 3d
a man in a lab coat is washing his eyes in a bowl of water
Alt: The Office, rinseing eyes meme
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 3d
If you wake up one morning and decide it would be good idea to mix YYMMDD and YYYYMMDD dates in an integer column…

I can’t even.

I don’t mean to gatekeep, but maybe IT isn’t for you.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4d
Parameterize ALL THE THINGS.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4d
I hopped into a meeting at 9:00, but the meeting wasn't scheduled to start until 10:00, so I have another hour to enjoy.

I'd say the day is off to a good start.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4d
Good morning
To Love Again - Alex Baker Remix
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 5d
a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing on a boat near the ocean .
Alt: Forrest Gump waving meme
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 5d
I should probably try setting up a Windows ARM virtual machine at some point..
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Mark Russinovich @markrussinovich.bsky.social · 7d
New ZoomIt release with image smoothing during both static and live zoom:

ZoomIt v9.10
ZoomIt, a screen zooming, recording and annotation utility, adds image smoothing for higher-quality visuals.

learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysint...
Sysinternals - Sysinternals
Library, learning resources, downloads, support, and community. Evaluate and find out how to install, deploy, and maintain Windows with Sysinternals utilities.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 7d
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Brent Ozar @brento.bsky.social · 7d
Announcing Free MASTERING Week 2025!

You’ve been working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon RDS SQL Server for years. You’re jaded. You’re confident. You’re pretty sure you know what you’re doing. You’ve never taken my Mastering classes because you’ve read the blog, watched the live streams,…
Announcing Free MASTERING Week 2025!
You’ve been working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon RDS SQL Server for years. You’re jaded. You’re confident. You’re pretty sure you know what you’re doing. You’ve never taken my Mastering classes because you’ve read the blog, watched the live streams, and figured you’ve pieced it all together. You can’t imagine there’s anything left to learn — no surprises left in the box.
www.brentozar.com
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
European Space Agency maybe?

opensciencedata.esa.int/catalog
ESA Open Science Catalog
The Open Science Data Catalog features open access geoscience products, datasets and other resources produced by scientific research projects funded by ESA EO (Earth Observation).
opensciencedata.esa.int
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying that 's a lot of damage
Alt: "That's a lot of damage" meme
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
When you're focusing on work and the garbage truck pulls up
FBI open up (ORIGINAL)
YouTube video by RackaRacka
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 9d
An actual in-person SQL user-group meeting.

*single tear rolls down face*

IT'S HAPPENING!
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Magnus Ahlkvist he/him @transmokopter.bsky.social · 9d
Stockholm SQL is born. We will have our inaugural event on November 11 in the B3 office on Wallingatan.

RSVP on meetup: www.meetup.com/stockholm-sq...

Thanks @dhma.ch for speaking this night!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 9d
If you’re in the Power BI space, this looks like an amazing opportunity!
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