DhampirsDrinkEspresso
@dhampirse.bsky.social
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FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.
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dhampirse.bsky.social
Slightly refreshed pinned post 🤠

If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"

There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.
Things to keep in mind:

There will be adjacent ships and crossovers. Frequently. Maybe other fandoms, too.
Yes I ship Reylo. No it’s not always exclusive/devoted/only and I won’t use that fic tag even if it is.  
I try to tag all romantic or sexual relationships including past and supporting side ships in my fics.
Sometimes I spite-write. Especially when there’s tag discourse.
I love Bazine Netal. Love her. Write her in as more than a villain or crazy ex A LOT. I have THOUGHTS on the at times overwhelming fandom dislike for her.
Non-Reylo babies are just as deserving of love as Reylo babies. They’re BABIES.
As with my love for Bazine, this space is KOR Friendly.
Also monsters. Love the monsters. Urban Fantasy is my happy place.
There may sometimes be dark themes or tropes, there will be fluff, there WILL be WIPs. Just...so many WIPs. They probably all have a playlist, but none of them have a schedule.
Whether or not it is stated/plot relevant, someone in my fics is always LGBTQ+. Because people exist. That’s not a debate. It’s a fact.
Canon KyloBen is the least dominant man in the galaxy. Fanon...that is up for discussion. I love both.

It is not the responsibility of fanfic authors or fan artists to curate your online fandom experience. Please use the tools at your disposal. 

#1 Rule: Don’t be a dick.
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inayaluic.bsky.social
It's not the most exciting snippet to share, but I'm working on edits for the next chapter of seeing you tonight, a hockey textfic

Rey, Ben, and all of the Sabres fans are experiencing a range of emotions as the playoffs near, and the media can't stop talking about how sloppy Ben's play is
#reyloww
dhampirse.bsky.social
But what if a certain someone was to “join” the resistance to get close to Rey, maybe to spy on her, maybe more? What then?

Anyway do we know Tava Ren’s previous name?
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deathbybadger.bsky.social
when someone says "my dice are cursed" you sort of have to agree with them because if you say "marius you are a grown man and I know you know that's not how probability works" they won't say anything but they'll treat you like you are in league with the cursed dice
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mytbrisgrowing.bsky.social
#clydephee #reyloween

Beast 🐺
It’s obvious from their overly loud conversation, what brings this group of newcomers to the tavern. A shared revulsion towards what they don’t understand. The need for liquid courage in what will ultimately be a futile endeavour.

“Don’t you worry, little lady,” one of them says to the barmaid with a wink. “We’ll keep you safe from the Boone Beast. Going hunting for it tonight.”

She gives the man a fake smile then locks eyes with the bartender across the room.

Good thing the Boone Beast will be otherwise occupied later this evening—in the bed of their shared cottage.
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dhampirse.bsky.social
If you saw the one with the missing word no you didn’t.
dhampirse.bsky.social
I feel it again, the pull to the spite.

Tava, my love, speak to me. Gimme an absolutely unhinged whisperer of an idea. Ask Ushar for suggestions if need be. KOR! KOR! KOR!
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moem.bsky.social
Pirate Rey on her way to claim her husband
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milliedonut.bsky.social
Sharing this in hopes of people validating that my writing’s not bad 🫣

#altfran #nsfw
Screenshot of an excerpt from Milliedonut’s latest NSFW WIP:

Fran’s thigh twitches as Phillip firmly pushes the purple silicone dildo into her pussy another inch.

”Unh uh, Frannie, stay still.” He tuts from between her legs. She’s splayed wide on their large bed, her limbs cuffed to each corner.

Fran rolls her lips, trying her best to swallow her whimper.

”I promise I’m trying,” she tells him.

Her eyes follow Phillip as he reaches for something from the bowl on the side table.

Fran’s breathing quickens with nervousness when she sees the small ice cube held between Phillip’s large fingers.

”Fran,” he leans in to grab her attention, “deep breaths. It’s going to be ok. We can stop at any time, remember? What’s your safe word?”

“Moss.”

”Good. Do you want to keep going?”

Fran takes a calming breath. “Yes.”
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moem.bsky.social
This is how I imagine Ben in his room later that night after the 🗡️incident🗡️
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Then Frog and Toad ate a big breakfast. And after that, they spent a fine, long day together.
Frog and Toad romp through the woods together, having the time of their lives

From "The Dream"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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randombks.bsky.social
#Reylo
Freezing water falls from her, but she only notices how her shivers have her teeth chattering chanting his name.

“Ben, Ben, Ben—”

‘I’m right behind you, sweetheart,’ he’d said, ushering her ahead, but now as the sea floods the catacombs, rushes up the stairs—he’s nowhere to be seen.

“Ben!”
Water fills the bottom half of a stone staircase with iron handrails
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ishipstarwars.bsky.social
/NSFW, Breylo

🥵🥵🥵

Still hoping to post by tomorrow!

#ReleaseMeFic #Reyloween #Reylofic
dhampirse.bsky.social
Oh no, I guess they’re basically married?
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swordsjew.bsky.social
every tale of adventure could be improved by 1 to 7 gay sex scenes
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
dhampirse.bsky.social
Competitive works I think? Maybe it’s a pride thing, that “I do it better than you” badge of honor.
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