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DhampirsDrinkEspresso
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FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.
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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · Sep 7
Slightly refreshed pinned post 🤠

If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"

There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.
Things to keep in mind: There will be adjacent ships and crossovers. Frequently. Maybe other fandoms, too. Yes I ship Reylo. No it’s not always exclusive/devoted/only and I won’t use that fic tag even if it is. I try to tag all romantic or sexual relationships including past and supporting side ships in my fics. Sometimes I spite-write. Especially when there’s tag discourse. I love Bazine Netal. Love her. Write her in as more than a villain or crazy ex A LOT. I have THOUGHTS on the at times overwhelming fandom dislike for her. Non-Reylo babies are just as deserving of love as Reylo babies. They’re BABIES. As with my love for Bazine, this space is KOR Friendly. Also monsters. Love the monsters. Urban Fantasy is my happy place. There may sometimes be dark themes or tropes, there will be fluff, there WILL be WIPs. Just...so many WIPs. They probably all have a playlist, but none of them have a schedule. Whether or not it is stated/plot relevant, someone in my fics is always LGBTQ+. Because people exist. That’s not a debate. It’s a fact. Canon KyloBen is the least dominant man in the galaxy. Fanon...that is up for discussion. I love both. It is not the responsibility of fanfic authors or fan artists to curate your online fandom experience. Please use the tools at your disposal. #1 Rule: Don’t be a dick.
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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eliasjmcclellan.bsky.social
This. That is all.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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notsafeforpunky.bsky.social
257.
A woman on her side with her knees up, legs spread—one in the air and one against the bed. The only thing she’s wearing are knee high stockings and black flats. She’s bound in such a way that her ankle is attached to her thigh, keeping it bent. Behind her we see what looks like a desk or a table with rope wrapped around it. Possibly either binding her arm to the table or keeping her leg up in the air. In front of her, a hand, mid-slap. Because central to this picture is her exposed pussy and ass. So it’s a pussy spanking picture. He he.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dhampirse.bsky.social
This feels like the kind of meal I’d serve people I don’t like.

Actually… 🤔
jackiantonovich.bsky.social Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 15h
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
A Thanksgiving spread of foods.
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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milliedonut.bsky.social
To celebrate hitting 100 #AltFran fics, here’s a piece I commissioned for them!
AltFran art by soggyarts from tumblr commissioned by milliedonuts to celebrate 100 AltFran fics It’s a colored drawing of Phillip Altman from This is Where I Leave You and Fran Larsen from Sometimes I Think About Dying. He’s wearing a navy blue long sleeve tee with sleeves yanked to his elbows and dark gray jeans and she’s wearing a gray cable knit sweater and grayish blue jeans Phillip has his left arm around Fran’s waist like he’s pulling her into him. He has a smirk on his face and she’s blushing
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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milliedonut.bsky.social
Check out Soggy’s art on tumblr! www.tumblr.com/soggyarts
@soggyarts · soggy (game guys enjoyer)
hii // she/her 🇧🇷// redbubble // my kofi! // mk, resident evil, star wars and other stuff!!
www.tumblr.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
100
#AltFran
Fics

Y’ALL 😭 🥹
Screenshot of the AltFran ship tag on AO3, reading: 1-20 of 100 Works in Phillip Altman/Fran Larsen (Sometimes I Think About Dying)
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Sorry for the vomit scene

Rated T

Altfran

Fran gets sick on the Graviton, Phillip just thinks it's neat. Because they're middle schoolers

Happy 100 fic Altfran 😌 sorry about the puke

archiveofourown.org/works/74969646
Sorry for the Vomit Scene - Blueyedgurl - This Is Where I Leave You (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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tarzelladraws.bsky.social
Proof of Selkie Reylo life
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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porglife.bsky.social
Next chapter of "I don't care who I marry", a Georgian #reylo with a HEA.

Ben gets tricked into visiting the market to buy a courtship token for Rey, showing more of Han's affection and determination to save his son.

archiveofourown.org/works/731208...

#reylowip #reylofanfic #ao3
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
My file name/working title for this was “Tanned Friday”

(Also really feeling the urge to come back and maybe even bump up the rating 🙈)
dhampirse.bsky.social DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1d
#Reylo one shot (?)

A Real Good Tan
Rated T
1638 Words
Leia sends Rey to bring Ben to Thanksgiving dinner. They go somewhere else instead.

archiveofourown.org/works/74937776
archiveofourown.org
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Frog came running up the path. “What is all this noise?” he asked.

“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.

“You are shouting too much,” said Frog. “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Altfran

Middle school au

Fran and Phillip meet on the graviton

ps sorry about the puke scene
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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colie.bsky.social
I read this fun Thanksgiving fic

archiveofourown.org/works/74937776
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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dhampirse.bsky.social
#Reylo one shot (?)

A Real Good Tan
Rated T
1638 Words
Leia sends Rey to bring Ben to Thanksgiving dinner. They go somewhere else instead.

archiveofourown.org/works/74937776
archiveofourown.org
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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vasttelia.bsky.social
• a new found grace •

📱text fic
🏙️modern AU
👤best friend’s older brother
❤️‍🩹found family
🚪forced proximity
🔥age difference
🧸unplanned pregnancy
🚫rated M
✨HEA guaranteed
❌use #anfgtextfic to mute
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
dhampirse.bsky.social
#Reylo one shot (?)

A Real Good Tan
Rated T
1638 Words
Leia sends Rey to bring Ben to Thanksgiving dinner. They go somewhere else instead.

archiveofourown.org/works/74937776
archiveofourown.org
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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mushky.bsky.social
i love Bisexual Slut Ben Solo™
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
UPDATE #reylofic

punch down

e, 6/11, 4.1k

🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️‍🔥 slow burn
[picture of a piece of red and white check gingham fabric that’s a little rumpled up, so there’s light and shadows. at the top, in a crisp, sans series, all caps font, the text reads: punch down, with the word “punch” bowing upwards and the word “down” bowing downwards. the effect is that the two of them are nestled together. under that, there is the actual swirly flourish from the gbbo logo, and then, at the bottom, in the paterson font: a great chandrilan bake off au by ninepiecesofcrait.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: punch down by ninepiecesofcrait. Ben doesn’t even know why he’s doing this show.   But he knows he’s going to prove that he’s the best amateur baker in all of Chandrila.]
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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randombks.bsky.social
Lonely, Rey finds comfort in having an imaginary friend in the shape of her ceramic frog. She can't imagine what it'll cost her - or maybe she revels in the consequences.

At least they are together.
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'Crown'
G, Spectral Horror, discussion of depression
500 words
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...
A picture of a small green ceramic frog wearing a gold crown
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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randombks.bsky.social
#Reylo
It’s a tight squeeze; Rey can feel the rough tunnel walls all but scraping off her skin as she goes.

Worst, though, is behind her.

“You don’t want to lose those hands, Solo, you don’t even think of pushing.”

She knows they’re all but hovering inches from her ass.

“Whatever you say Niima.”
dyadprompts.bsky.social reylo word prompts @dyadprompts.bsky.social · 1d
⭐ prompt 360 — SQUEEZE
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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emsdispatch.bsky.social
final chapter of this #sapphic #reylofic for #reylogenderbend

“to speak, perchance to dream”
rated e, 4/4

🏜️ we're going to need a u-haul for the emotional baggage alone
🏜️ *painting nails* i want it mythic, i want it sexy
🏜️ modern sapphic dyad bond

archiveofourown.org/works/66875035/
a desert skyline. it's hazy and the hills are rocky, and there is scrub brush that litters the sand. in the foreground is a silhouette of two women on the precipice of kissing. they're going to kiss. they've already kissed. it's already happened; it's happening now. above them in the sky in looping letters is the title 'to speak, perchance to dream: a sapphic reylo fic by emsdispatch' a desert skyline. it's hazy and the hills are rocky, and there is scrub brush that litters the sand. in the foreground is a silhouette of two women on the precipice of kissing. they're going to kiss. they've already kissed. it's already happened; it's happening now. above them in the sky in looping letters is the title 'to speak, perchance to dream: a sapphic reylo fic by emsdispatch' She imagines taking Brenha's outstretched fingtertips, pressing her palm to the back of Brenha's hand, and guiding her through signs when words fail. She imagines stepping into Beauty's Kingdom, and finding there an embrace so affecting that it blinds all those who have not spread out their toes in the earth for the sake of sighing love. She imagines all of the signs in all of the languages she will learn for this woman. It's already happened; it's happening now. She lets her woolen blanket fall from her body as she stretches out, uncurling her wrists until she feels herself grounded once more in her soles. And she follows Brenha's footprints into the mud of the riverbed and beyond, out into the span of the great desert.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
Annoyance
a fic for the @reyloffanth.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge

"Ghosts"

1.4k words, rated teen

"Once again it seemed like Luke’s only goal was to give him a throbbing headache. Typical Jedi nonsense."

archiveofourown.org/works/74910096
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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annewritesreylo.bsky.social
I read @ladyofreylo.bsky.social 's very fun and sweet fic
archiveofourown.org/works/35300074

for my Thanksgiving fic for #ReyloHolidayFicIt ! #Reylofic #Reylorec
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM