thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
20 | she/her | 🏳️⚧️
i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
FOSS is so cool. there's probably an open source program to automatically wipe your ass for you. sure you have to perform a blood sacrifice to get it work sometimes, but when it works boy does it get you clean.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
FOSS is so cool. there's probably an open source program to automatically wipe your ass for you. sure you have to perform a blood sacrifice to get it work sometimes, but when it works boy does it get you clean.
soundcloud.com/ekomorph/fal... im proud of this one
fall alone { ft. Daisy }
credit to Daisy (ExoticRose on Looperman) for the vocals. i heard it while browsing for acapellas and knew i had to use it for a drum n bass track.
lyrics:
intro chorus
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Don't lean on
soundcloud.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
soundcloud.com/ekomorph/fal... im proud of this one
Last tweet from iOS 6 for tonight, gun yall
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Last tweet from iOS 6 for tonight, gun yall
soundcloud.com/ekomorph/nu-... this is the hardest album cover i've ever made
nu phone
hardwave but swagified
soundcloud.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
soundcloud.com/ekomorph/nu-... this is the hardest album cover i've ever made
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I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.
Fuck Harry Potter
Fuck Harry Potter
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.
Fuck Harry Potter
Fuck Harry Potter
does anybody still play webfishing? that game was everywhere this time last year and now i hardly hear abt it
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
does anybody still play webfishing? that game was everywhere this time last year and now i hardly hear abt it
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u ever see someone else's oc and they're so you-coded that u get happy when u see them
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
u ever see someone else's oc and they're so you-coded that u get happy when u see them
white people try not to say "skill issue" in contexts where it doesn't make sense challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
white people try not to say "skill issue" in contexts where it doesn't make sense challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
some people want to hinder your hamburger, not help it
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
some people want to hinder your hamburger, not help it
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
ppl in 2042: damn this 2020 nostalgia hit different
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ppl in 2042: damn this 2020 nostalgia hit different
when u want to commission someone but ur unemployed so u just gotta sit there and watch the window go by
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
when u want to commission someone but ur unemployed so u just gotta sit there and watch the window go by
i always forget i don't have cjk fonts installed until i see some random persons discord status
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i always forget i don't have cjk fonts installed until i see some random persons discord status
radiohead hits different when u got a cigarette to eat
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
radiohead hits different when u got a cigarette to eat
i read too much into stuff but sometimes thats a benefit
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i read too much into stuff but sometimes thats a benefit
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
Feel free to fork the project under a
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Feel free to fork the project under a
take this shit back to twitter. fym "im very much in the center" its straight up eugenics!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
take this shit back to twitter. fym "im very much in the center" its straight up eugenics!!!
Gentoo wrapped:
You compiled webkit-gtk 11 times this year. please go outside
You compiled webkit-gtk 11 times this year. please go outside
NixOS Wrapped:
You Created 1043 Generations. You Made 582 Commits To Your Config Repo. You Restructured Your Configuration 20 Times. Do You Need Help?
You Created 1043 Generations. You Made 582 Commits To Your Config Repo. You Restructured Your Configuration 20 Times. Do You Need Help?
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gentoo wrapped:
You compiled webkit-gtk 11 times this year. please go outside
You compiled webkit-gtk 11 times this year. please go outside
>start syncing world set
>go outside at 8 out of 117 packages
>smoke an entire long cig
>come back
>35 out of 117 done
the gentoo experience
>go outside at 8 out of 117 packages
>smoke an entire long cig
>come back
>35 out of 117 done
the gentoo experience
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
>start syncing world set
>go outside at 8 out of 117 packages
>smoke an entire long cig
>come back
>35 out of 117 done
the gentoo experience
>go outside at 8 out of 117 packages
>smoke an entire long cig
>come back
>35 out of 117 done
the gentoo experience
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨