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dextrorphan.bsky.social
thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
20 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️

i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
big fan of the songs, but can you postpone the end times like another decade or smth i need to get my money up first
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
@dextrorphan.bsky.social *gn, autocorrect really did suck back then
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
i want to give henry shaken baby syndrome
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
if i could draw yeah ig
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
what abt... normal person that stands at knee-height to an anthropomorphic creature
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
it does look really comfy so that's probably correct
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
tearing up filled with joy happy bouncing off the walls with glee
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
mutual thursday who up thursdaying they mutual
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i could say "oh the weather is really nice today huh" and some mf who cant read the room will be like "heh, skill issue"
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
whats on brand for ai is eating all the food, drinking all the water and leaving the bottles on the floor then driving up the electric prices for leaving the AC on too long
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
by far the worst hamburger helper tweet. this has done nothing but hinder my hamburger
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM