Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
Pocket techie. He/him.
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days!
I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Sometimes parody, too.
80's kid - them's were the days!
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Deweyoxberg
@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Anyone have connections at Discord?
Apparently sending too many DM's in an unknown time period locks you out for a whole day.
I've submitted a ticket but really need a fix ASAP. It's connected to a few of my work tools as well.
Apparently sending too many DM's in an unknown time period locks you out for a whole day.
I've submitted a ticket but really need a fix ASAP. It's connected to a few of my work tools as well.
Me, sipping coffee checking news...
CDC: Yeah so... let's end HepB vax for newborns
Me, packing bags for Proxima Centauri.
What a dark time we live in. If war, famine, affordability, genocide, and fascism don't get you, then preventable diseases will.
CDC: Yeah so... let's end HepB vax for newborns
Me, packing bags for Proxima Centauri.
What a dark time we live in. If war, famine, affordability, genocide, and fascism don't get you, then preventable diseases will.
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me, sipping coffee checking news...
CDC: Yeah so... let's end HepB vax for newborns
Me, packing bags for Proxima Centauri.
What a dark time we live in. If war, famine, affordability, genocide, and fascism don't get you, then preventable diseases will.
CDC: Yeah so... let's end HepB vax for newborns
Me, packing bags for Proxima Centauri.
What a dark time we live in. If war, famine, affordability, genocide, and fascism don't get you, then preventable diseases will.
Somewhere between 0400 this morning at 1300 hours, I woke up in an alternate reality.
When you have Khamenei posting in :checks notes: in favour of women... wait, that can't be right... has anyone vetted this? You have? It's real? Well holy beaver tails slapping my ass I'm buying a lottery ticket.
When you have Khamenei posting in :checks notes: in favour of women... wait, that can't be right... has anyone vetted this? You have? It's real? Well holy beaver tails slapping my ass I'm buying a lottery ticket.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Somewhere between 0400 this morning at 1300 hours, I woke up in an alternate reality.
When you have Khamenei posting in :checks notes: in favour of women... wait, that can't be right... has anyone vetted this? You have? It's real? Well holy beaver tails slapping my ass I'm buying a lottery ticket.
When you have Khamenei posting in :checks notes: in favour of women... wait, that can't be right... has anyone vetted this? You have? It's real? Well holy beaver tails slapping my ass I'm buying a lottery ticket.
The only "fog" drunkseth knows is the bourbon vapours from this morning's pick me up.
We didn’t hit it twice
We did hit it twice and that’s legal
The Admiral did it
We didn’t see them
I’m in the fog of war and you’re not even though I am right where you are
We did hit it twice and that’s legal
The Admiral did it
We didn’t see them
I’m in the fog of war and you’re not even though I am right where you are
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The only "fog" drunkseth knows is the bourbon vapours from this morning's pick me up.
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HUGE NEWS.
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
HUGE NEWS.
"Economic pressures".
The economic pressures:
- manbaby tariffs that hurt everyone
- soaring executive and shareholder pay packages while workers starve
- the defunding of SNAP under bullshit arguments
- the defending of ACA under more bullshit arguments
- continued subsidy of no taxes for elites
The economic pressures:
- manbaby tariffs that hurt everyone
- soaring executive and shareholder pay packages while workers starve
- the defunding of SNAP under bullshit arguments
- the defending of ACA under more bullshit arguments
- continued subsidy of no taxes for elites
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Economic pressures".
The economic pressures:
- manbaby tariffs that hurt everyone
- soaring executive and shareholder pay packages while workers starve
- the defunding of SNAP under bullshit arguments
- the defending of ACA under more bullshit arguments
- continued subsidy of no taxes for elites
The economic pressures:
- manbaby tariffs that hurt everyone
- soaring executive and shareholder pay packages while workers starve
- the defunding of SNAP under bullshit arguments
- the defending of ACA under more bullshit arguments
- continued subsidy of no taxes for elites
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THAT'S THE ANCIENT BABYLONIAN GOD MARDUCK
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
THAT'S THE ANCIENT BABYLONIAN GOD MARDUCK
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well well well, if it isn't my old friend monday. brave of you to show your face around here again after everything you've done
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
well well well, if it isn't my old friend monday. brave of you to show your face around here again after everything you've done
@profanity.accountant how am I doing?
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
@profanity.accountant how am I doing?
I'm gonna be sick.
We live in actual Hunger Games... what. the. fuck. people. Why. Why. WHY.
See this is where I legitimately question reality.
It would (not) be a shame if a certain app/website were to "mysteriously" cease to exist for no reason whatsoever. No reason at all.
JFC.
WHY!!!
We live in actual Hunger Games... what. the. fuck. people. Why. Why. WHY.
See this is where I legitimately question reality.
It would (not) be a shame if a certain app/website were to "mysteriously" cease to exist for no reason whatsoever. No reason at all.
JFC.
WHY!!!
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm gonna be sick.
We live in actual Hunger Games... what. the. fuck. people. Why. Why. WHY.
See this is where I legitimately question reality.
It would (not) be a shame if a certain app/website were to "mysteriously" cease to exist for no reason whatsoever. No reason at all.
JFC.
WHY!!!
We live in actual Hunger Games... what. the. fuck. people. Why. Why. WHY.
See this is where I legitimately question reality.
It would (not) be a shame if a certain app/website were to "mysteriously" cease to exist for no reason whatsoever. No reason at all.
JFC.
WHY!!!
Now I know why lawyers object to compound questions of their witnesses.
The questions I was just asked, and the logic loops to the answers, my brain is completely jammed and error: 404 - loading.
The amount and obviousness of the stimming right now just to undo my brain back to "calm" is a LOT.
The questions I was just asked, and the logic loops to the answers, my brain is completely jammed and error: 404 - loading.
The amount and obviousness of the stimming right now just to undo my brain back to "calm" is a LOT.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Now I know why lawyers object to compound questions of their witnesses.
The questions I was just asked, and the logic loops to the answers, my brain is completely jammed and error: 404 - loading.
The amount and obviousness of the stimming right now just to undo my brain back to "calm" is a LOT.
The questions I was just asked, and the logic loops to the answers, my brain is completely jammed and error: 404 - loading.
The amount and obviousness of the stimming right now just to undo my brain back to "calm" is a LOT.
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What do hillbillies do on Thanksgiving?
Pump kin.
Pump kin.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What do hillbillies do on Thanksgiving?
Pump kin.
Pump kin.
Happy Holiday Season
From Thanksgiving to Christmas to New Year's, it's that time of year.
For those who struggle this time of year for AnyReason(TM) - Chez Dewey always has a light on. I get it.
For those imbibing - get a damn designated driver. There's no excuse.
Be safe. Be warm.
Love, moi.
From Thanksgiving to Christmas to New Year's, it's that time of year.
For those who struggle this time of year for AnyReason(TM) - Chez Dewey always has a light on. I get it.
For those imbibing - get a damn designated driver. There's no excuse.
Be safe. Be warm.
Love, moi.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy Holiday Season
From Thanksgiving to Christmas to New Year's, it's that time of year.
For those who struggle this time of year for AnyReason(TM) - Chez Dewey always has a light on. I get it.
For those imbibing - get a damn designated driver. There's no excuse.
Be safe. Be warm.
Love, moi.
From Thanksgiving to Christmas to New Year's, it's that time of year.
For those who struggle this time of year for AnyReason(TM) - Chez Dewey always has a light on. I get it.
For those imbibing - get a damn designated driver. There's no excuse.
Be safe. Be warm.
Love, moi.
+"Fuck Yes" energy, not "meh".
Life's short. As the saying goes, "live mas".
Life's short. As the saying goes, "live mas".
Fuck nonchalance and being taken for granted.
Love a clingy, affectionate, lovey dovey partner (or partners)
Why be with anyone who acts like showing affection and devotion is a chore? Like loving or caring for you is an afterthought?
That shit is so stale, exhausting *yawn*
Love a clingy, affectionate, lovey dovey partner (or partners)
Why be with anyone who acts like showing affection and devotion is a chore? Like loving or caring for you is an afterthought?
That shit is so stale, exhausting *yawn*
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
+"Fuck Yes" energy, not "meh".
Life's short. As the saying goes, "live mas".
Life's short. As the saying goes, "live mas".
See dudebros, this right here.
No one should ever feel like they're the "prospective victim". That's a function of reality, sadly.
Read what they've said again and again.
Don't talk/say.
*DO*. Sustain the doing. "But I'm a nice guy!" - shhh. Don't say. Go do.
Action > Words.
No one should ever feel like they're the "prospective victim". That's a function of reality, sadly.
Read what they've said again and again.
Don't talk/say.
*DO*. Sustain the doing. "But I'm a nice guy!" - shhh. Don't say. Go do.
Action > Words.
Yuuup i refuse to be a prospective victim and their savior at the same time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
See dudebros, this right here.
No one should ever feel like they're the "prospective victim". That's a function of reality, sadly.
Read what they've said again and again.
Don't talk/say.
*DO*. Sustain the doing. "But I'm a nice guy!" - shhh. Don't say. Go do.
Action > Words.
No one should ever feel like they're the "prospective victim". That's a function of reality, sadly.
Read what they've said again and again.
Don't talk/say.
*DO*. Sustain the doing. "But I'm a nice guy!" - shhh. Don't say. Go do.
Action > Words.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
Reposted by Deweyoxberg
I know many wonderful men.
That said, it's men who are also trying to take away women's voting rights. Men who commit the majority of societal violence. Men who commit the majority of sexual assaults.
O wonderful men, you need to deal with the problem amongst you.
That said, it's men who are also trying to take away women's voting rights. Men who commit the majority of societal violence. Men who commit the majority of sexual assaults.
O wonderful men, you need to deal with the problem amongst you.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I know many wonderful men.
That said, it's men who are also trying to take away women's voting rights. Men who commit the majority of societal violence. Men who commit the majority of sexual assaults.
O wonderful men, you need to deal with the problem amongst you.
That said, it's men who are also trying to take away women's voting rights. Men who commit the majority of societal violence. Men who commit the majority of sexual assaults.
O wonderful men, you need to deal with the problem amongst you.
One hell of a beautiful, aching tribute. On loss, on love, on caring for our fuzzy family members, and how they love us with their tiny souls.
Hug your fuzzies openly, give them all the smooches. Time is never enough. <3
Hug your fuzzies openly, give them all the smooches. Time is never enough. <3
A little over 10 years ago, I told Amy that I needed to get a cat for my mental health, specifically my severe clinical depression as I was not doing well at that time. She very reluctantly was like fine.
I found Han the cat's picture on craigslist and fell in love with him. He's a white cat with
I found Han the cat's picture on craigslist and fell in love with him. He's a white cat with
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One hell of a beautiful, aching tribute. On loss, on love, on caring for our fuzzy family members, and how they love us with their tiny souls.
Hug your fuzzies openly, give them all the smooches. Time is never enough. <3
Hug your fuzzies openly, give them all the smooches. Time is never enough. <3
Tired: Netflix and Chill
Wired: Disney Plus and Thrust
Wired: Disney Plus and Thrust
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tired: Netflix and Chill
Wired: Disney Plus and Thrust
Wired: Disney Plus and Thrust
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˚⟡˖ ࣪ Picture boundaries not as walls, but as magically protected doors that only open for peace, love, and respect ˖ ࣪⟡ ˚
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
˚⟡˖ ࣪ Picture boundaries not as walls, but as magically protected doors that only open for peace, love, and respect ˖ ࣪⟡ ˚
@swiftonsecurity.com Hell hath no panic moment than 1000's of ID's suddenly unable to auth to AD.
Because I forgot to add the new servers to the LogonTo.
And shut off the old ones. HRNGH!
Will only make that mistake once in my career. Gonna Shake It Off with some Swift, as is the law.
Because I forgot to add the new servers to the LogonTo.
And shut off the old ones. HRNGH!
Will only make that mistake once in my career. Gonna Shake It Off with some Swift, as is the law.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@swiftonsecurity.com Hell hath no panic moment than 1000's of ID's suddenly unable to auth to AD.
Because I forgot to add the new servers to the LogonTo.
And shut off the old ones. HRNGH!
Will only make that mistake once in my career. Gonna Shake It Off with some Swift, as is the law.
Because I forgot to add the new servers to the LogonTo.
And shut off the old ones. HRNGH!
Will only make that mistake once in my career. Gonna Shake It Off with some Swift, as is the law.
You all know the rules.
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
You all know the rules.
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🗽 New York friends - MELIA needs you. She wants a quiet forever adult only home for Thanksgiving. She doesn't want to spend another holiday in the shelter. 797 days. No dogs, cats are ok. Only 3.5 years old.
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
🗽 New York friends - MELIA needs you. She wants a quiet forever adult only home for Thanksgiving. She doesn't want to spend another holiday in the shelter. 797 days. No dogs, cats are ok. Only 3.5 years old.
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
*taps the sign and notices the sign needs realignment but then the room needs cleaning and the sign is still left askew and the room uncleaned in executive dysfunction freeze-lock*
Me trying to concentrate long enough to finish one thing today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*taps the sign and notices the sign needs realignment but then the room needs cleaning and the sign is still left askew and the room uncleaned in executive dysfunction freeze-lock*
427-1
If we can be done with the admin screwing around now?
Fund Ukraine's defense. Surge critical aid.
Fund Gaza's recovery. Surge critical aid.
Can drop a fully operational fast food joint anywhere in the world. There is no excuse - only lack of will.
Get it done, Western World.
If we can be done with the admin screwing around now?
Fund Ukraine's defense. Surge critical aid.
Fund Gaza's recovery. Surge critical aid.
Can drop a fully operational fast food joint anywhere in the world. There is no excuse - only lack of will.
Get it done, Western World.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
427-1
If we can be done with the admin screwing around now?
Fund Ukraine's defense. Surge critical aid.
Fund Gaza's recovery. Surge critical aid.
Can drop a fully operational fast food joint anywhere in the world. There is no excuse - only lack of will.
Get it done, Western World.
If we can be done with the admin screwing around now?
Fund Ukraine's defense. Surge critical aid.
Fund Gaza's recovery. Surge critical aid.
Can drop a fully operational fast food joint anywhere in the world. There is no excuse - only lack of will.
Get it done, Western World.