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Deweyoxberg

@deweyoxberg.bsky.social

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Pocket techie. He/him. I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk. Sometimes parody, too. 80's kid - them's were the days!

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · Aug 25

Anyone have connections at Discord?

Apparently sending too many DM's in an unknown time period locks you out for a whole day.

I've submitted a ticket but really need a fix ASAP. It's connected to a few of my work tools as well.

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 5h

Oodie + Hush = Better not have plans this weekend because you're out cold. :)

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Jean and 🐈‍⬛ Emmaline and 🌈🐈Oliver🌈 @jeanchimera.bsky.social · 12d

Wonton wants attention when Wonton wants attention! 4 a.m.? WAKE UP!

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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats Oct 1
she has nothing to say about LICKING my HANDS until I woke up to give her attention at 4:45am

Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats Oct 1
this is the mandatory disclaimer that Wonton does not have brain damage and she's not blind. her pupils just be doing that. thank you for your concern

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Jean and 🐈‍⬛ Emmaline and 🌈🐈Oliver🌈 @jeanchimera.bsky.social · 2d

Wonton, Hoarder of Toys!

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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue
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I told Wonton she has to go through her 1 million toys and donate some to the rescue. I think she's going to kill me in my sleep

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 23h

Mom's anniversary was yesterday for me. Never really goes away.

In time, find the people who understand in the weeks leading up that you may withdraw and not be "you".

Until then, be kind to yourself. You are not overreacting or too sensitive. It hurts on a level beyond words.

Much love. 🩹💔

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Does that make telegrams the OG tweet? Limited characters and all.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Wait a minute....

Holy crap.

Not wrong! Whuuaaa

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Had to mention foodstuffs being smoked eh. Mmmmmmmmm. Hugely hungry now. Yes I know it is 2 AM but we have to sample each meat and cheese. For quality control, obviously.

But also please pass all the jams being made from the harvests. Also for quality control. 🤤

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

What the actual fuck there buds next thing they're gonna be commandeering our mooseses to comb the godamn mountains. Well fuck no we'll tell em to give their nuts a tug fer ya.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Well, tariffs are fucking up the wine and oreos, and the world peace has roots in the same bullshit so...

Sorry? I think?

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

I thought the beans was toebeans, like on cats.

I was not prepared. At all. Oh god why.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Never ends well when a fascist regime doesn't pay its own forces. Examples all over history at best, splinter forces with (checks notes) very dangerous weapons for sale or use by the highest bidder at worst. Big ruh roh.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

With this, I wonder now how much long covid is masking as early onset dementia symptoms.

Am no expert, but if I'm on the right track.... ohhhhh shit in about 20 years ish.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

And sometimes the protagonist is neither hero nor villain, but simply the observer of the story unfolding around them. Those are fun. Looking at you, Ender's Shadow.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

This ^

Then add poor penmanship (is that an e? An r?) and so on. Even in today's world my IRL birthname breaks computer systems where some of the characters are outright dropped entirely.

But humans? Nah they're biased AF. Can absolutely see forced anglicized names without consent 100000%.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Now hold on, seeing that rotting fleshbag in the holy armor of the adeptus astartes is beyond heresy and as such, exterminatus is not just duty and necessity, but volunteers are crushing themselves on the Emperor's throne to be the one to push the button.

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

If that's what it takes to save us all and this planet...

I respectfully volunteer.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Was going to say isn't blue good then I remembered we're the inverse of down south.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Write a horror story in four words or less:

<distant jingle bells, Mariah's voice>

"I..."

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Please tell Tim I've been there, with the (literal) emergency.

He did everything possible to avoid issues. #1 and to explain #2 which is embarrassing by itself.

I know many folks with disabilities affecting their toilet moments and... stuff like this happens too much.

Heal well, all of you. <3

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Hey bud, may not see this but, worth a try.

Brain gremlins are a beast. You know this. I know not the specifics, not my business. I know only people give a shit, despite others making life shit.

No sleep = not a good time to make life altering choices.

Whatever happens, may you n' Mojo be A.OK <3

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

This is why we believe and support women.
This is why women choose the bear.
This is why change is not just critical, but MUST happen, top down.

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Hi. Do you use dating apps? Yes?

Please educate yourself on the shitshow I just learned about.

TW/CW: Domestic violence, SA, and much much more.

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Match Group’s rape problem: A lawsuit alleges that inaction by Tinder and Hinge’s owner allowed abusers to stay on the apps | Fortune

A shareholder alleges the company “has known … which users have been reported for drugging, assaulting, or raping their dates since at least 2016” but did not release a promised report.

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

It's almost like Smith was appointed BECAUSE of the search results... OH WAIT. :P

Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 1d

Gorl run. Run like the wind and rivers and waves.