deVriestron
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listen to jojo's bizarre podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jjbpod
i love sitting down with friends to talk for a second for a second for a moment
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i love sitting down with friends to talk for a second for a second for a moment
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there's a really fascinating dynamic currently playing out in the AI boyfriend community. apparently people keep having their chats randomly rerouted from chatgpt 4 to 5, which won't pretend to be their boyfriend, so whenever chatgpt 5 shows up they get mad and yell at it
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ChatGPT-5 is the Umbridge of Al
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November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
there's a really fascinating dynamic currently playing out in the AI boyfriend community. apparently people keep having their chats randomly rerouted from chatgpt 4 to 5, which won't pretend to be their boyfriend, so whenever chatgpt 5 shows up they get mad and yell at it
literal communism in this country right now
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
literal communism in this country right now
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
this isn't funny but trying to picture it happening is funny
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
this isn't funny but trying to picture it happening is funny
I drink my Josh wine, I eat my David bars, then I wipe my ass with Scott
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I drink my Josh wine, I eat my David bars, then I wipe my ass with Scott
"Glen or Glendagarry, Glen Ross". A movie about desperate salesmen who will do anything not to get fired. And they cross dress
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Glen or Glendagarry, Glen Ross". A movie about desperate salesmen who will do anything not to get fired. And they cross dress
no one has ever told Wario "I love you". that is why he is the way he is
October 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
no one has ever told Wario "I love you". that is why he is the way he is
What if, instead of a second shooter on the grassy knoll, lee harvey oswald had a second guesser out there? like he's on the radio going "i don't think that's a good angle LHO. i don't think you're gonna hit him. i don't knowwWww"
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What if, instead of a second shooter on the grassy knoll, lee harvey oswald had a second guesser out there? like he's on the radio going "i don't think that's a good angle LHO. i don't think you're gonna hit him. i don't knowwWww"
once in philadelphia i got my car towed, and while waiting at the impound lot this girl was at the counter to claim her car. they asked her what color the vehicle was and she went "umm... champagne?" i felt like yelling from the other end of the room "BEIGE. your car was towed, it's beige"
October 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
once in philadelphia i got my car towed, and while waiting at the impound lot this girl was at the counter to claim her car. they asked her what color the vehicle was and she went "umm... champagne?" i felt like yelling from the other end of the room "BEIGE. your car was towed, it's beige"
i'm both pleased and pissed about my score here
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i'm both pleased and pissed about my score here
Played a little bit of Silksong tonight. The animation and music are gorgeous, the combat feels good, the voice blips are cute, and I have no idea where the fuck I'm going 'cause they don't want to give me a map until I've wasted time getting lost. We're back, baby!
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Played a little bit of Silksong tonight. The animation and music are gorgeous, the combat feels good, the voice blips are cute, and I have no idea where the fuck I'm going 'cause they don't want to give me a map until I've wasted time getting lost. We're back, baby!
i'll use AI when it can generate Doom WADs. i want a blue prince doom mod
June 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i'll use AI when it can generate Doom WADs. i want a blue prince doom mod
hey is this a good custom design for a hydroflask? will people at the "gym" give me space
June 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hey is this a good custom design for a hydroflask? will people at the "gym" give me space
yeah i love WWE - whole wheat everything bagels
June 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
yeah i love WWE - whole wheat everything bagels
now wait a minute...
i'm generally skeptical of Big Three crossovers- hamburger hotdog stinks, and hamburger pizza is mid at best- but Pizza Hotdog actually shows a lot of promise. this space needs more research and development
June 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
now wait a minute...
and that's when i told her to get the fuck outta my gelgoog
June 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
and that's when i told her to get the fuck outta my gelgoog
Think I'm gonna go down to South America and get some work done. Maybe a BB8. Get my ass nice and orange, roll around on it and make beep boop noises
June 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Think I'm gonna go down to South America and get some work done. Maybe a BB8. Get my ass nice and orange, roll around on it and make beep boop noises
Bluesky really needs a specific "corny fake political bullshit" filter. when I hit "less like this" i don't know if it's getting my point
May 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bluesky really needs a specific "corny fake political bullshit" filter. when I hit "less like this" i don't know if it's getting my point
i like how the official Dance Dance Revolution site thinks exercise should always be measured in Banana
May 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i like how the official Dance Dance Revolution site thinks exercise should always be measured in Banana
pretty sure this woman in the work elevator saw me type "BONER" into Wordle
May 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
pretty sure this woman in the work elevator saw me type "BONER" into Wordle
not a great feeling to finally look up a musician i've admired for a while only to find out they committed suicide over 10 years ago
April 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
not a great feeling to finally look up a musician i've admired for a while only to find out they committed suicide over 10 years ago
I am the Togusa of real life 2025. I don't have crypto, I don't use ChatGPT. I love my wife
April 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I am the Togusa of real life 2025. I don't have crypto, I don't use ChatGPT. I love my wife
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