Der Waffle Mous, but Spooky.
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Angry Kanienkeha:ka. Sometimes I make things, usually its shitposts and miniature painting tho.
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derwafflemous.bsky.social
kanien'keha:ka are split across like four borders imposed on us but we're still here motherfuckaaaaaaas
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Shame that apparently they couldn't afford to license the show's music, apparently.
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like the Star Trek Voyager demo enough I'm probably going to get the full game.

Demo's like the entirety of the show's pilot. Hilariously it let me sacrifice the Ocampa and get everyone home enduring the rest of the series never happened.
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rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap
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cvkvlv.com
HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY (aka fuck Columbus day 😝)
For me making my beadwork, and for yall buying/wearing beadwork is a great way to say fuck Columbus, fuck colonizer assholes, fuck fascism. Im gonna stay celebrating my culture, the culture that they tried to wipe out from this land → cvkvlv.com
My hand holding a pair of long black beaded dangle earrings with red, orange, and yellow accents and silver bugle beads My hand holding a pair of black beaded loop earrings with red, orange, and yellow accents and silver bugle beads
derwafflemous.bsky.social
trying to think of a dumb 30k example of Magnus getting his drivers license revoked for driving too recklessly.

Decides to fix the problem by doing a dukes of hazzard jump to deliver the message of horus' betrayal, ends up smashing his car into his dad's living room.

also there are demons.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
*of course* the thing you thought was ridiculously obscure got a round in the youtube movie critic circuit.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
thinking of this fever dream of an animated film I caught like half of as a child where columbus is some idiot who bumbles into saving the day by accidentally squishing an evil bug with a golden idol.

I think there was a mayan pyramid involved, and it turns out it was in new york the whole time.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
Yeah all of the in-game interiors of the Ebon Hawk are really spacious and while I can't remember which specific games put you inside the Falcon (swg?) but its always smaller than you'd expect.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
Like you'd figure that using ai art for a 5e adventure is already a real low bar for lazyness but "yeah lets just leave the piss filter in for the picture we're using the promote the project" makes it go subterranean.
kickstarter for the great creme-atorium caper, a 5e module. Project image is of an angry gnome with crossed arms, a clean cut purplish elf with glasses and a vest reading a book, and a ninja standing in front of a building with an ice cream cone on top called "the creme-atorium"

everything is filtered piss yellow.
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damnyouwillis.bsky.social
JESUS CHRIST, Hi and Lois

what the fuck
derwafflemous.bsky.social
Playing the Deathmarch battle formation for my soulblight path to glory army and explaining to my opponent the weird (if easy to do) amount of prefeqs to giving my skeletons -1 rend. This turned into me going "it's tuesdayyyyy" whenever I charged them into a smaller unit.
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badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
derwafflemous.bsky.social
unrelatedly I now have a name for my AoS Path to Glory soublight character.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
thinking about the long forgotten discourse where annoying weebs would absolutely insist that Alucard from Hellsing's name be romanized as Arucardo.

Like I could understand that if it was about it being fun to say but c'mon son this is based on Dracula mythos not Odracura.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
battle of "I have food I can cook at home I need to save money" vs "the mexican place on the walk home has beef barbacoa this week"
derwafflemous.bsky.social
realizing part of the reason I liked the battletech salvage boxes so much is because I am at heart a person who loves rolling on random assignment tables.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
I mean there's a certain charm in being surprised with things I wouldn't normally get but yeah.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
Almost pulled the trigger til I saw the shipping almost doubled the price.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
site even shows the pull probabilities.

SEED kits are way too high.
derwafflemous.bsky.social
Me: Finally quit GBO2 a few weeks back. So tired of getting gundams from a gatcha pulls.

Store I occasionally order Gunpla from:
SMALL LUCKY BOX $49CAD
Includes: 3 HG Gundam Kits

1 in 10 chance to get a GQuuuuuux kit!
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neongrey.bsky.social
cumclown never occurred to me (and the rarity suggests it doesn't to most people) but damn we should use that one more