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Jordan Dillon
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Happy to report that after dropping my $15/day budget to a meager $10/day, I am actually going to end the year with less than $500 in my savings.

Yep, I somehow actually lost money working here. At least I only have one week left.
I crunched the numbers, I'm gonna end the year with $3,676 in savings.

That's with my $15/day budget for food, clothes, amenities, entertainment, all of it. And it's not including surprise expenses, car maintenance, nor Buhurt.

Time to search for a new job 😭
Look, I know we fought a whole war over two hundred years ago so that we "didn't" have to think about the British monarchy again...but damn, The Crown is a really good show so far and I'm continually impressed with its writing.
a woman wearing a tiara and a blue sash around her waist
ALT: a woman wearing a tiara and a blue sash around her waist
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Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Soooo when are all y'all Second Amendment worshippers planning on rising up against a tyrannical government? It's only the one thing you've all been using to justify your existence since the 70s.

Or is it only a tyrannical government when they come after YOU?
I also painted one of my FAST BOIS
Taking another stab at my Skaven Blood Bowl team, and I am muuuuch happier with how this test model turned out ❤️❤️❤️
Taking myself out on a date. Let's see if this is as good people are saying!
I fucking dare someone to say that "It's okay that Trump rapes little girls as long as this country doesn't go to the Democrats" within earshot of me.
The people who have spent 8 years+ screaming that their political opponents are pdf files now saying "sure it's looking like Trump probably is one, but let's forgive and move on"
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My new campaign is the “make ICE agents so demoralized they quit” campaign.
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kind of funny that americans think that once you become mayor, you can just enact sharia law. like zero understanding of the legislative process. just raise your hand and say "ok it's sharia time now"
I hope Bo Burnham is having a good day today.
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ALTHOUGH I will also happily accept Oscar Isaac for the role of Ravenor.
I HAVE MORE.

SAM WITWER AS GIDEON FUCKING RAVENOR.

He's got the look and on-camera acting chops to do Ravenor pre-barbecue, and Lord knows he's got the voice acting experience to play Professor X Ravenor in seasons 4-9 of an Inquisitor show.
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In order to bypass their executive dysfunction, I propose that Patrick Rothfuss and George R.R. Martin swap book series. Martin wraps up the Kingkiller Chronicles, and Rothfuss wraps up A Song of Ice and Fire. I will not take any questions at this time.