Debt Peon (Tijuana Burrito Taxi)
@debtpeon.bsky.social
Chicago pinko bullshit and Arsenal FC. So sue me.
Librarian/Father/Husband/Son/Uncle/Nephew/Brother/Cousin/Uncle/Step-Brother/Uncle/Nephew/Uncle/Librarian/Uncle
Bluesky Elder/respect me
Librarian/Father/Husband/Son/Uncle/Nephew/Brother/Cousin/Uncle/Step-Brother/Uncle/Nephew/Uncle/Librarian/Uncle
Bluesky Elder/respect me
I could fucking do it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I could fucking do it.
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"Here's how I, a complete dumbass rube, feel about a subject" isn't generally an accepted form of academic writing.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Here's how I, a complete dumbass rube, feel about a subject" isn't generally an accepted form of academic writing.
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Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
Real estate agent: "Strong floors, no ceiling"
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Real estate agent: "Strong floors, no ceiling"
Pretty sure "Strong Floor, No Ceiling" has exactly the same meaning as "All balls, No forehead".
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pretty sure "Strong Floor, No Ceiling" has exactly the same meaning as "All balls, No forehead".
in
this
house
we
╱ ╲
push the snow out the front door.
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
this
house
we
╱ ╲
push the snow out the front door.
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
in
this
house
we
╱ ╲
have a strong floor but the rain is a problem
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
this
house
we
╱ ╲
have a strong floor but the rain is a problem
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
in
this
house
we
╱ ╲
push the snow out the front door.
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
this
house
we
╱ ╲
push the snow out the front door.
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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in
this
house
we
╱ ╲
have a strong floor but the rain is a problem
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
this
house
we
╱ ╲
have a strong floor but the rain is a problem
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
in
this
house
we
╱ ╲
have a strong floor but the rain is a problem
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
this
house
we
╱ ╲
have a strong floor but the rain is a problem
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
Is it me or does Merino sometimes kinda...
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Is it me or does Merino sometimes kinda...
With all due respect, sir, he's a stupid alcoholic psychopath.
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "I don't think Secretary Hegseth would be foolish enough to make this decision to say, 'Kill everybody. Kill the survivors,' because that's a clear violation of the law of war."
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
With all due respect, sir, he's a stupid alcoholic psychopath.
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“TIME TO BE GAY” I shout as I smash through the window of the local games workshop. They all groan, because they have to. It’s the law now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“TIME TO BE GAY” I shout as I smash through the window of the local games workshop. They all groan, because they have to. It’s the law now.
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This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
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My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
This whole thing is so fucking gross, but I feel personally violated by the umlaut on reenter.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This whole thing is so fucking gross, but I feel personally violated by the umlaut on reenter.
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Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)
I'd say Charlie Kirk would have taught Jesus how to dunk.
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'd say Charlie Kirk would have taught Jesus how to dunk.
I'd say that If Charlie Kirk lived in biblical times he would have kicked at least a couple of the bum disciples out and would have been like number 7.
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'd say that If Charlie Kirk lived in biblical times he would have kicked at least a couple of the bum disciples out and would have been like number 7.
They've done it, Manchester City has won the World Cup!
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They've done it, Manchester City has won the World Cup!
Planning the Leeds United tattoo I'm gonna get this afternoon.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Planning the Leeds United tattoo I'm gonna get this afternoon.
Now extend this to AC's because they're AB's
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Now extend this to AC's because they're AB's
Praise be to the Chicago Thanksgiving gods for bringing the porch beverage fridge back, not a moment too soon!
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Praise be to the Chicago Thanksgiving gods for bringing the porch beverage fridge back, not a moment too soon!
Just tried my 12+ month aged egg nog. Everyone that’s not me is MISSING OUT. Notify my next of kin if I don’t post for a couple days.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just tried my 12+ month aged egg nog. Everyone that’s not me is MISSING OUT. Notify my next of kin if I don’t post for a couple days.
Hands off Bluey, motherfucker.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hands off Bluey, motherfucker.