Le Douche
@deathwiizard.bsky.social
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Le Douche
@deathwiizard.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Hallo I’m looking to make more friends:D
Current interests:
♡ Horror movies/books/games (camp and gore mostly)
♡ MTG/DBD/GGS (I play loads of other things just ask)
♡ Anime/Manga (Toilet Bound, Ranma, Green Yuri)
♡ Shit posting
♡ John Waters
♡ Politics (leftist)
& more just ask!
#promosky
Current interests:
♡ Horror movies/books/games (camp and gore mostly)
♡ MTG/DBD/GGS (I play loads of other things just ask)
♡ Anime/Manga (Toilet Bound, Ranma, Green Yuri)
♡ Shit posting
♡ John Waters
♡ Politics (leftist)
& more just ask!
#promosky
My cat has been out for over two hours now, I fell asleep for a bit had heinous dreams. Work is so soon. I am so overwhelmed ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My cat has been out for over two hours now, I fell asleep for a bit had heinous dreams. Work is so soon. I am so overwhelmed ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
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Kovu: *sends me a laptop and asks if they should buy it*
Me: “Honestly, no it won’t do anything you need it to.”
Kovu: “Have you considered it’s blue?”
Me: “Honestly, no it won’t do anything you need it to.”
Kovu: “Have you considered it’s blue?”
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Kovu: *sends me a laptop and asks if they should buy it*
Me: “Honestly, no it won’t do anything you need it to.”
Kovu: “Have you considered it’s blue?”
Me: “Honestly, no it won’t do anything you need it to.”
Kovu: “Have you considered it’s blue?”
Not the nurses preparing me for clinicals saying ‘learn how to dodge a punch’ BYE
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Not the nurses preparing me for clinicals saying ‘learn how to dodge a punch’ BYE
I was turning a corner and two people with a gurney and a dead body pass me. I say, “Oh! Excuse me!” and all they say is “You don’t wanna get hit with this!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was turning a corner and two people with a gurney and a dead body pass me. I say, “Oh! Excuse me!” and all they say is “You don’t wanna get hit with this!”
Anytime I am actively taking classes or in school my dreams get so brutal, it’s horrible but kinda fascinating
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anytime I am actively taking classes or in school my dreams get so brutal, it’s horrible but kinda fascinating
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Diagnosing the homie with davekat syndrome
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Diagnosing the homie with davekat syndrome
God I love Kovu so much. There is no way to explain most of my thoughts rationally but they GET ME
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
God I love Kovu so much. There is no way to explain most of my thoughts rationally but they GET ME
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how dare you tell me happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates toyotathon
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
how dare you tell me happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates toyotathon
Puts you in the sleeper hold but then gets distracted and things end up really gay
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Puts you in the sleeper hold but then gets distracted and things end up really gay
Damn can I take a hit of that? *points to your inhaler*
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Damn can I take a hit of that? *points to your inhaler*
*giving head*
*comes up to hit the inhaler*
*comes up to hit the inhaler*
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
*giving head*
*comes up to hit the inhaler*
*comes up to hit the inhaler*
Im like if a loser had a job and no desire to live but still did it
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Im like if a loser had a job and no desire to live but still did it
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i dont like being hurt for character development
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i dont like being hurt for character development
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Just remember, today we celebrate indigenous Americans taking in cold and hungry immigrants.
Don't lose sight. 🫶
Don't lose sight. 🫶
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just remember, today we celebrate indigenous Americans taking in cold and hungry immigrants.
Don't lose sight. 🫶
Don't lose sight. 🫶
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Crying from laughing too hard is one of my favorite things about being human.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Crying from laughing too hard is one of my favorite things about being human.
Ive almost finished my first ever play through of a Pokémon game (Pokémon X) <3
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ive almost finished my first ever play through of a Pokémon game (Pokémon X) <3
Star Wars Christmas special tix reserved B)
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Star Wars Christmas special tix reserved B)
My job gave me a 10 dollar meal ticket for working today and I get holiday pay? Call that minor reparations B)
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My job gave me a 10 dollar meal ticket for working today and I get holiday pay? Call that minor reparations B)
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It is time to watch Wallace and Gromit and cuddle with my weighted chicken, good night moots. I will see you in your dreams (threat)
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It is time to watch Wallace and Gromit and cuddle with my weighted chicken, good night moots. I will see you in your dreams (threat)