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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · Oct 16

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 4h

It should be legal to kill whoever is responsible for processing job applications.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 2d

Oh? What makes you say that?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 2d

EXCUSE ME?

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 5d

Oh- we're doing this now..?

Ahem, uhm.. life has been serviceable as ever, just... much slower than I'm used to.

... How have you been finding yourself?

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 6d

I... wouldn't be opposed to that.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 8d

We've spoken twice before, though it was only very briefly, so I can't blame you for having forgotten.

That being said, it's nice to see a familiar face again.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 8d

Oh, I'm sure he'll be around more eventually.. he's quite the sentimental one.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 8d

He has become increasingly rare these days, hasn't he? I do hope he's doing all right.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 9d

.. I'm not sure what you mean by that.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 9d

// Anyone can Cook!

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 10d

You're making a mistake.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 11d

[ At the mention of getting milkshakes, he glances back down at them. While he wasn't the most social dog in the world, Olive was the last person in the world he felt comfortable giving the cold shoulder to. ]

Ah? Well... I'm not preoccupied with anything else today, and I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 11d

Oh yes, I'm just a ray of sunshine deep down on the inside.

[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]

[+]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16d

That sounds lovely.

Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.

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Ashley @ashleyiswasted.bsky.social · 24d

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 24d

Really now? Well, I'm flattered.

[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]

Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 26d

// he's had too much joy in his life recently,, the boy must suffer

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 26d

// making patches bitchier again because im bored

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27d

I figured as much.. though it was certainly nice to be able to spend some proper time together.

But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27d

I know, I know..

[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]

Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27d

I'm sure you'd like that.

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 28d

A belated happy Sociopath Sunday to you all.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 29d

.. It's an honorific, like how you would address a doctor.

It isn't literally part of your name.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 29d

It's your name, Olive... they're addressing you formally.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · Sep 26